Looksmaxxing Rant

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One of my teachers told the class he was sigmamaxxing

I absolutely cannot stand these snake oil salesman peddling supplements or berating you to think like you are worthless. It's good to self-improve, don't get me wrong, but this is not healthy.

As a woman this is very insightful

The fact that beauty literally differ culture to culture and time to time shows there is no such thing as beauty itself, it's just how people tell you what is beautiful and what not and your mind is automatically accept that thing as beauty, and some d*ckheads try to use the current "so called" beauty standards to sell the insecurities and make money from it.

If you look at a lot of the “incels” who are into this shit, they look fine. They either say “I’m too short” or “my hairline has receded so I can’t get chicks.” No, that’s not true. I do blame other aspects of society for feeding this craze (like dating apps, porn, and movies), which cause people to think this way. It’s sad, because it just makes the problem worse. Everything you needed to know to be attractive you learned as a child. And that’s: shower, brush your teeth, exercise, and maintain a routine. That’s it. Extremely basic. Some people have incredible jaws, some are the perfect height, and some have full heads of hair. Regardless, rarely does anyone have all of those characteristics. Look at Johnny Sins, he’s bald but still attractive. Yes, he does exercise a lot, but you can also still be attractive while bald without getting a Johnny sins body.

I have been jewelry maxxing. My grandma bought me two chains, I have a silver bracelet, Lana rock bracelet, and many other. Funny thing is a ain’t even pay
For none of it, I stole the bracelet

Wait till he finds out about dark trade vampires

Bro they are going long and beyond to find ways to increase the load size. Have they tried, you know, NOT masturbating for a couple of days?

You're not beating it like it owes you money, you're straight torturing it for national security information

who tf said "based dysmorphia" :cry:

Look like somebody failed at lookmaxxing 🤷

Most guys obsessed with penis size have probably never even had a woman see their penis before.

It's an incel trend bcs they can't talk to girls so they just start mewing

God, the pain it must be to wear one of those things

George carlin put it best. "Look at the average person and see how stupid he is. Then, realize half of the people are stupider than that!"

Wait. People still take this shit seriously?

It’s amazing how this guy can keep attention just by talking

I'm just chillmaxxing

what kinda looksmaxxing video is this guy watching 🤢💀

ive watched ppl get sucked from mainstream tiktok looksmaxxing to actual 4chan incel neonazi shit in a matter of months. thats the biggest red flag of the whole concept to me, other than the fact that theres been industries dedicated to sexually frustrated teens insecurities forever so im always a bit skeptical w huge beauty/dating/fitness communities. some of my friends w the longest and best relationships r dudes w below average features and a middle class family. looks r important in dating but not nearly as much as teenagers seem to think they are. ofc gurus and magazines will tell u its ur money or looks that r the problem, thats what they can make bank selling u a solution for! but its hard to make ppl pay u to get better vibes and conversational skills than it is to tell them they need to take up 3 sidehustles and get plastic surgery and dick pills.

yap-pilled rantmaxxer

Imagine there are people walking around in punling, near us, constantly streaching their shlorp back and forth. Their thought processes have to be different

this is all just mainstream looks maxxing I kinda wanted you to talk about the real in3ls who MADE this trend

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it's funny how these type of content for guys are ur trash ur junk ur the most horrible human go workout go get money, and for women it's like self acceptance and all that

Some people need to be heartmaxxing

Women had to deal with this crap for centuries, but it happens to young men and all of a sudden it’s a massive problem the world has never seen before 😒

he doesnt get its a joke.

The aboriginal tribes been jelqing for centuries ....throwing it in bow wrapped around a stick like its nothing...pulling the stick and kneeling on it , putting it through the legs and breaking the stick with their butt cheeks. Seen it on national geographic when i was a kid....in school.....i think.

Did this dude stretched his head aswell? Half of that cranium has to be either empty or based to store his load

"looksmaxxing" has always been a thing before tiktok, it's so is disappointing and upsetting

Notice they focus on size and load but not really working on staying hard longer which is what the women would care about. 2 hours of 6 inches is way better than 10mins of 10in. Put that girl in a marathon thats mid size dick goals. If its too small to keep it interesting i got nothing maybe then you stretch. Who knows.

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Im honestly too deep in, looksmaxxing isnt abt the c*ck size its about everything on your face, im honestly having a hard time snapping out of it.

"It's not a big deal if you have a 5 inch member" bro, some of these people are like 3 inches on a good day.. let them try at least like damn.

The best surgery for this is the suspensory ligament surgery. It won't grow your schlong, but it will make you a shower instead of a grower. They cut part of your suspensory ligament, so more of your schlong hangs outside your body. I believe it is the surgery most adult stars get so they appear big when they not even hard yet.

All of these issues are things I’d assume men only care about. Speaking as a woman who does the horizontal mambo with men… I’d MUCH RATHER you be normal or average sided nut know what tf you’re doing with it. Many times I’ve found the ones with bigger dingalings tend to suck at it (I assume due to the false confidence they’ve been getting over however long).
TL;DR You’re fine as is, just learn to sex good.

Bro is hairmaxxing rn

Penis is not a big part of looksmaxxing, you have never been on any forum

What’s worse is most people who are worried about this kinda stuff are either not done growing, or overweight. Lose weight and be patient and most people who get overly concerned will be at a normal length, and that’s fine. You don’t gotta be hung like a pornstar

Not all of us can have long girthy members like you "Charlie"

God this has me weak

Bruh this shit is hilarious to me. I look pretty good, am 5 11" and am over 7" down there, yet still remain a virgin.

Babe Ruth of * lmfaooooo

is charlie achievable natty?

This is just a poorly disgusted CBT fetish