Being A Cleveland Browns Fan

I really thought the story was going to be that he tried to throw the can up there, didn't get enough power into it, it fell back down and hit the thrower in the face, and that's what it's like being a Browns fan.

The fact that you can do a stand up bit about the Browns is hilarious.

act very white cleveland . funny

I love red dog beer
Go steelers

Loyalty should be a two way street. The Cleveland Browns have the most loyal fan-base of any sports team on the planet, but the Browns have done nothing to earn such loyalty.

My advice to Browns fans: vote with your wallets. I'm not suggesting that you should give up on the Browns, but cut off their revenue stream. Don't watch NFL games. Don't buy tickets to games. Don't buy the merchandise. Give the Browns some well-deserved tough love. Who knows? Maybe the Browns would commit themselves to winning games and titles as opposed to making a profit.

Mr Polk, I beg of you, what is the name of the instrumental used in your HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO masterpiece, if it has a name

I’m a raven fan and I laugh every time we play you. I genuinely do feel bad for you guys. I genuinely hope you could win some games

When's the special releasing???? I was at the show and had an amazing time and would love to see it again.

Greatest comedian alive.

LMFAO ayyyyyeeee yooo

"I don't endorse killing women with beers" 😂🙈😂

Is that a Stella guitar?

I feel for Browns fans. Have been a Saints fan since the 70s, even during the brown paper bag years. Get a great quarterback like Archie Manning, same lousy receivers and running backs. Draft a great running back, he sucks. Trade him and he’s now running like a hall of fame player. As old school Saints fans about “prevent defense”. Hope you start winning, hope it won’t take nearly 50 years to happen.

As a LIFELONG (59 yrs) DIE-HARD DEVOTED & EVER-LOYAL BROWNS FAN & a born & raised Ohioan who's been FORCED to reside in suburban Cincinnati (my job)... let's leap ahead to today's 11-25-18 Cleveland @ Cincinnati game, shall we? The score? 35-20... CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!! OH-H-H-H HA-A-A-A-AIL YEH!!!!!!!!! GO BROWNS!!! I WILL ALWAYS LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU BOYS!!! ❤😘♥️😁♥️😍♥️

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Watching this in 2019

Try being a Texans fan you Browns fans. It’s tougher,

Funny story, the NFC Championship game was in Philadelphia a couple of years ago and the exact same incident happened in the parking lot (peter griffin gets an idea...) lobs a full bottle of beer at vikings walking by, overshoots the vikings fans but nails a guy standing up on flatbed of his truck, he goes ballistic!who the fxxx threw that?! he then lobs a full can in the general direction where the first beer came from, instantly a full blown rumble breaks out between drunk as shit eagles fans, civil war:eagles edition. Cops sent a paddy wagon, grown men were crying when said n done, bottom line is have class dont throw anything at opposing fans anywhere at any time. Have class and stay outta jail, to say nothing of a $500 ticket not being used.. im in philly and was embarrassed by the classlessness of it all!

THE TIME IS NOW! Superbowl in the next decade will light the city on fire like we've never seen

LETS GO BROWNS THE TIME IS NOW!!!!!

This man should have a show on Comedy Central or should be on SNL

What do you think about what happened Thursday night

It’s sad that’s all they have

Lets go Browns

The Detroit lions are better then them

Biggest POS in CLE

The Browns are the epitome of losers
And failure

There picture would be the dictionary

This is funny cause I’m a ravens fan

I am from the UK and a West ham United fan, we have been a factory of sadness for years. Must be why I picked the browns as my nfl team. I couldn't care less about winning. When it is our turn to win then we will win big and it will have been worth the wait. But picking the browns as a team was an easy choice for me, I would rather have loyalty and pride over success any day of the week. Even if the browns lose the next 1000 games I will still be supporting them

"I don't think you should hit women with beers, I have always said that" 🤣🤣🤣 I CAN'T, I JUST CAN'T!!!🤣

Great story, Mike. You are truly a Cleveland treasure!

Playoffs Baby!

The drought is finally over. GO BROWNS!

No browns fan here but I will say this was on point of one of my friends who is one but either way this was hilarious 😆

They murdered the Steelers lol

Back now that the Browns beat the piss out of the Steelers in a playoff game.

It's much more enjoyable watching this in January 2021.

He’s way funnier than Gary Owen

"It's where the most extreme assholes hang out, so that's why I was there"

What the fuck is a brown?

I hate em

They suck

Have you ever seen somebody have an idea? It's so much better when it's a stupid person. They get really stoked about it.🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for this. It’s so hard to explain to my friends why I continue to like Cleveland sports, but the answer has been in front of me the whole time.

Murder.

He describes the degenerate idiot loser people that makeup the Browns fan base very well. Nice work!

Is this man related to Marc Sessler?

Well, at tailgates now, there's generators, so somebody has spare gasoline for one, there's probably somebody else opening a new piece of equipment with foam packaging, there's most likely plenty of empty glass bottles, somebody has a lighter, and somebody else has taken off and/or torn their shirt, so a pissed fan with some intelligence and alcohol can make things go really bad!

I do not condone doing what that's leading to, just saying it can happen...

Being a browns fan is the lowest thing you could do with your life. The unimaginably complete waste of time 😂 watching paint dry has more worth.