Stop Eating My Boots

He did a little doggy tail wag

Bro is packin' heat for the slaughter

What you carrying boss?

Stop eating my boo-🌚🌚

Good to see that you take physical security as seriously as digital security.

Chickies are about to get the 9mm

Your boots weren't using proper opsec

"haha look at these chickens eating my shoes!" proceeds to point camera directly at gun entirely on purpose like some ho showing off a bikini on snap. smh u a ho bro.

This is why you need to turn on secure boot

thats just their way of showing affection

Based

chickens: "what are those????!!!"

Ah so, the chicken crossed the road to eat your boot!

"There's a chick in ma boot"
-woody from toystory idk its a long time ago

This is what Big Tech thinks will happen if you disable Secure Boot.

his chicks are literally kissing his boots

What a great time to use libre-boot.

Look at them big cocks

you can't really protect your boot but full disk encryption is pretty good.

after a couple of drinks this is hypnotizing.
why do they eat his boot so

Bro got the sig in the pant what a gangster

nice cock bro

Bro so hard the only pen he's gonna be in is with the chickens ✊🏿

Zey own nothing, zey eat boots and zey are happy.

They (boots) look soooo tasty!!😂😂😂😂

gnu/chicken destroys gnu/libreboot

You ever afraid of shooting your nuts off?

why do you have a pistol?

I can watch these videos all day. I kind of want to get a a few chickens now too.

AY. They do they want. What’s with all these “Laws” your placing on them.

wear bells on the laces.

Based

Wow You Have Touched The GRASS

Mental Outlaw is starting to develop an accent lmao

Most American reel on YT

The way she shook her tail after you let go. "Get your greasy fingerprints off of me!" 😂
You never know if a gov chicken has infiltrated the flock! 👀

Same energy as when a cat licks their fur the same spot you touched them.

Bro. You've got a gun pointed right at your femoral artery.

Cute

"Is THaT a SiG? HOPefuLLY iT wON't gO ofF oN IT's oWn hahahahhaha durr hurrrrr"

put em under the shoe and call it bootstrappin

Nice boots!

Ok cool I like this black nerd 😏❤️😊

Thers a chikn in my boot.

Gotta get an optic for that M18, man.

When your boots are made out of delicious seed oil and you refuse to make your own boots, like a little big tech soyjack cuc

Stop eating our children!!!!1!1

you need a vpn for that boot

Why grab her tail like that :(

Keep that MF thang on em. Yuh yuh

My european mind can't comprehend the casual gun chilling in your trousers