The EASY Way to Text Girls on Tinder, Hinge or Bumble

Yea I dunno...if a girl likes me I usually just say hey ..what's up..and say I would really love to meet you. Here's my number..gotta run. If there's interest we do this on my phone

Not sold on completely. Take bumble as an example, girls needs to pay to be able to see who likes them and it s not even like the site asks for a few bucks since it s rather expensive. That alone cuts down 75% of any man s chance.

5 or 10x 0 is 0

Pretty often, it turns out that the woman you matched has 2 or 3 children and no job. If you don't clarify these thing before the date you just waste your time.

Damn he’s good

Good luck all

For me, 10 x 0 is still 0.

im 52 fuck this i got 3 buckets?!?! one with kfc one with popcorn one with budweiser im netflixing and chilling by myself!

Great advice actually

How can someone be successful at dating and be single?

This is far too much effort to get a date you will likely pay for. And you need to continue all this nonsense IF you get subsequent dates. What is the possible best outcome, living with her, doing every chore, paying every bill, taking her on shopping dates you pay for, going to every one of her family bs cookouts or whatever. NO thanks

Just a thought, these tinder gurus or whatever are only successful in scoring short term relationships. Maybe they aren't giving the advice they should be, and instead perpetuating the online dating loop.

Good advice Todd, however, what I found that helped me the most was getting a guide or a course that helps you step by step.

I prefer talking in rl. fuck apps!

Should I be taking dating app advice from a guy who's been on dating apps for 22 years?

If you're fugly like me you don't get matches

Very insightful! Thank you.

This man is playing chess

It's super eayse, I'm a ugly guy and with just only few simple words I get about 1 date each day and those woman are perfect princesses and virgins

The no 1 goal in interacting with women on apps (texting) is not to necessarily to get a date but to check her out. Who she is, get a better picture, does she seem fun and have some brains. If so, yes I’d like to date her. But don’t be afraid guys to have standards and ’test’ the woman just as she is checking you out.

step one, be attractive

Do you bother to give the benefit of the doubt to profiles which don't have any 'biography' section, or if the section makes the girl sound like she wants to use you. (E.g. "Also if you have a boat I'm gonna be thrilled 🛥️ please tell me your 6ft". I.e. with the Gold Digger attitude, the bad grammar, and punctuation.)

Buddy looks baked but has good info🤙🏼

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Comment on Profile: The way to win me over is -- Witty banter and intelligent conversations.
PUA: I feel like you copied off my paper for this test ;)
Girl: In this case we'll both pass the test with flying colors
PUA: Humm... Perhaps I'll take you for a celebratory drink, as long as you don't copy my order and then blindly agree with me on everything all night ;)
Girl: Maybe if you let me order first, I'll blame you for coping me instead!
PUA: Only if you have very good taste! But I suppose it could be fun to find out...
Girl: I have a tendency to go for the less common items on the menu, so you've been forewarned
PUA: I prefer the tried and true best over the flavor of the month... in drinks as well as companions... so perhaps we'll be good in all areas ;)
Girl: Sounds wonderful. What are some of your tried and true favorites, in drinks as well as companions?
PUA: Can't say that it's particularly sophisticated, but I like wines that are a little bit sweet and fruity and mixed drinks with champagne. As far as favorite companions, maybe I'll introduce you to some if you prove to be one also ;)
Girl: Challenge accepted :)
PUA: Sounds good. My # is 123-456-7890 what's yours?
Girl: 098-765-4321 Looking forward to sharing some more fun convos with you

1. Get a good job.
2. Be honest.
3. Be yourself.
4. Move on.

I just be saying hi and they don’t respond, they don’t make sense at all

I just be saying hi and they don’t respond, they don’t make sense at all

What did I do wrong here.

Me: I would get bored quicker than a locked up dog if I was to watch twilight

Her: Cmon you would love to watch it w me.

Me: I'd rather lock myself in a kennel

Her: I used to like twilight I haven't even watched it in years

Me: whats it about

She started to write someone back then stopped.

Context: in her bio she said she liked twilight.

Dating advice that has been working for you for 22 years? Some would say that means it’s not working.

Ok nerd

Quantum mechanics easier got damn

Currently 0 dates, 5 to 10 times that is also 0.

Something else thats not hard is using a good mic and sound baffles .. the righing in my headphones is PAINFUL esp as i listen to videos on higher speeds esp for slow speakers.

Bro said “it isnt complicated” then gives us a long ass breakdown

Bro I’m 40 years old I go on dating app dates at least twice a week sometimes 2 in a day prob fuck 50 percent of them from 18 to 38. In iv been out on so many dates got it down to a science sometimes I do still make mistakes but for the most part Im pretty good. I got so much advice its too much to type but if I can make one thing clear don’t ever ever talk about sex online or the first date and absolutely do not attempt a kiss at the end of the night unless it’s on the forehead or if it’s obvious she wants it and I mean Ray Charles must be able to see it. Also go out with the ugly ones too I’m telling you you will learn from these and build up. I literally had a 25 year old smoke show just pick me up on the side of the road in downtown Chicago I meant bumble the day before. fucked here the very next night she even wanted to go back to my house the first night but she was acting a lil unsure so I told her just go home will link again and we did. Don’t act desperate don’t talk about sex don’t simp don’t over text don’t act to serious too fast. You can learn this if you put in the effort

Damn can I just pay this guy to text for me lol

Honestly WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS JUST TO GET SOME DAMN VAGINA 😂

Is it worth all the effort?

Just make a phone call or bare minimums a voice-message, keep it real, fun, respectful and pleasant. If you have a sexy deep voice, your chances will be better.

Dunno about US but here in my country, girls dating profile are bare as fuck..pardon my language. All what they put is one or two pic usually one good and one bad and that it is. no description no comment no intro no nothing. The profiles are equal of me opening google picture tab with photos of girls. How the fuck, I as a male can initiate conversation if she dose not leave even a breadcrumb of information that i can grasp on. I literary have better shots IRL. That is the reason why i am on dating apps but also not on dating apps. I prefer RL as first contact but nature of my job dose not involve a lot of social mingling so i am not often in position to approach girls.

Women are a waste of time and effort, I'm glad I don't have to deal with them

You've been doing online dating for 22 years? I'm more interested in advice on a ltr. I can't imagine wanting to do this for decades.

This is like listening to a comedian talk about the mechanics of comedy. The fact he spent time to breal it down in such a technical way is so completely dorky.

Hi, I am new on tinder.
How about blocking relationships and deleting conversations with matched girls on Tinder after becoming WhatsApp friends?
bcz I change my photos, and profiles to find each other international friends for friends or just friends for information exchange, I think WhatsApp friends are disappointed with my keeping searching for friends on and on.

what if I told you that, women are cynts

From a female perspective. Make sure you ask us out early. Too much messaging leads to boredom and we will be swiping elsewhere. Go for the date! Show confidence.

Bro get to the point!!!!

I just say...it worked!