Holo Promise Almost Had A Heart Attack when Kronii said this 【Hololive EN】

I dont really understand why its ok to make fun of jesus while u cant talk about muhammad saw

When you thought IRyS was steering clear, she just goes back with a can of gasoline to throw at that kindling.

Well to answer your question Irys, Santa was a greek boxer who was a very hardcore Christian and beccame a saint. The more you know!

Ol’ St Nick? He’s a Catholic saint!

Fun fact: Jesus was actually born in the middle of summer. When Christianity came to England, most of the population here was pagan, so they simply took the holiday that was already there, Yuletide, and replaced it with Christmas.

IRyS: That person looks so happy
Me: drinks water
IRyS: ...on the toilet.
Me: Nearly spits out water

DANGIT IRyS!!!! XD

Gonna be that guy answering the question of "What does Santa have to do with Jesus?" It's pretty simple really. Santa's origins is as Saint Nicholas of Myra, the Catholic Saint and a Christian himself, so there's a basic connection. The Santa we all know is based off of the Dutch representation of Saint Nicholas, as Sinterklaas.

Hentastic - new trending for 2024😊

Hentastic is now a word I'm adding to my dictionary, thanks Kronii

Yagoo:time to create ultimate idols
Hololives: Be unseiso
Yagoo: sadge meme

If you're going on what the New Testament says, Jesus's birthday is sometime in July. Only reason we celebrate it on the 25th is because of the pagan festivals that took/take place on and around the same date like Yule and Saturnalia (made it easier for the locale to convert if they could keep the dates while the names and points of worship changed).

No no, let Kronii cook, I think she might be on to something. 🤣
“What a round and flexible, umm,” SAY IT, RATGIRL. 😂

Literally nothing about Christmas is about Jesus, unless you buy the bullshit revisionist christian mythology

That's unexpected, lmao!

"did he miss?" Was amazing LMAO

They could confront RNJesus about this. Ask the man himself since he's already in the vtuber space as well.

M O S T H I N G E D

I'm sure some Henya squad members saw

Santa is just Jesus older with a dad bod 😋

Hentai gets used all the time by the JP members, Bae and Irys shouldn’t be freaking out lol

at least gura said hentai

Did he miss??? 😂😂, god I love Irys

Kriss Kringle, German Pagan or something. Becoming Saint Nicholas, Christian, then becoming Santa Clause, Modern corporate creation.

Never change Kronii

Yagoo: "my dream! You killed my dream!"
The girls: "you were to weak to defend it"

By this logic Jesus is the Easter Bunny. Which makes Jesus a furry.

In fairness if saint nick was Jesus in disguise him punching arius in the face that one time is even funnier

If you get into some theological technicalities, it might be accurate to say Jesus is cosplaying as every saint (by sainthood entailing the aligning of one's will, and the actions that stem from one's will, ever closer to God's), and so technically, as Santa's short for Saint Nicholas, Kronii may have a point with the cosplaying theory.

“Hentastic”… Did Kronii just invent the greatest internet word ever? Move aside, “gyats” and “rizzlers”, it’s gonna get hentastic around here.

Now I have all of Promise except Mumei saying Jesus in my collection. 🙏

Fun fact: in Colombia, along some other Latam countries. There's no actual "culture" about Santa Claus (although nowadays you see more decoration about him bacause of people being pretty wanna be USA), since these countries are more catholic, the cuture is that it is actually "child Jesus" the one that delivers the presents. That's why we opened them at midnight instead of the next morning, omnipresece!

That Sanata conversation is an AI generated joke. I am sure of it.

Like something I'd watch on Nothing, Forever.

God bless our girls' real highbrow hentai and pooping humour 🙏

Kronii's right. Also the Easter Bunny is just Jesus in a mascot suit.

an just like the pen is.

"jesus' birthday" is just the christian church co-opting pre-existing traditions into their own lore to try to overwrite them and gain control over the pagans, with more or less luck, after all official name of "christ"mas is still some version of "yule" in many languages. there was some scholars who placed the more likely birthday of jesus somewhere in september of modern calendar, I forget what exactly they based it on but regardless early catholic church was a highly political entity, they talk about evangelizing/gospel but in reality it was often more like imperialism.

I can appreciate the joke but I am annoyed when someone calls Christmas Jesus's Birthday when he was born in late summer

THEY ARE IDOLS, I SWEAR!!!

It's not that people forgot that it's related to Jesus birthday. Things is it's not even his birthday.

Remember Christmas is banned bf for multitude of reasons

Santa is just a Coca-Cola mascot

Well... have you ever SEEN Santa and Jesus in the same place at the same time?
No! I REST MY CASE

"Did he miss?" got me in stitches 💀

As Cali would say "that's Taihen!."

wasn't jesus born in september?

Kronii isnt so wrong tho, in some parts off my country (especially the katholic parts) there doesnt come Santa but the "christ child" which I always interpreted as Jesus.

The other members heart must be racing so hard 🤣

Man...
I Love these girls...

Gonna be serious here, Santa is St. Nicholas of Myra, one of the first bishops and was present for when the Christians decided "Oh yeah, Jesus is fully God and fully Man". St. Nick however got so mad at one bishop, Arius, for denying this that he assaulted him and was arrested. So sometimes people just joke about that.

Isa ibn Maryam
It's not born in December

Classic Kroniidian