Jack Sparrow - SNL Digital Short

"NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART."

Davey Jones, Giant Squid

all time best song

Is it only me or Michael Bolton looks awesomely as Tony Montana?

This is hilarious. Michael Bolton gets to make fun of himself and Johnny Depp. So well done.

I keep watching this. It's so happy.

Greatest meme in discord. Always makes gamers laugh

Michael Bolton having a sense of humor it's the best thing I've watched in a long, long time

2024 - Keep this masterpiece alive!!

Going from his 80s frizzy long hair and keytar backup songs, this man just amped up his sex factor

Damn gobe getting old,,,reeses

This video defined my humor for a decade.

I wish they turned down the instrumental so we could hear more of the hilarious lyrics

I knew mb was the big boss. He was kinds hot as Erin brockavich

The Michael Bolton parts are so damn catchy. Especially when he does the Forrest Gump part

Still Standing 😊😊

Bolton does not mess around , so damn confident he can do anything. Very cool.

Amber hears this in her nightmares.

Been a fan of this one since the beginning and only today realised that "I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're really gonna dig" is a pirate reference...

Omg I'm dead

There is so much going on in this video bless you Michael Bolton

Excellent work when a superstar performer has so much confidence in himself that whatever he throws down goes over. Nice Job Michael.

giant squid got me 😂🤣😂🤣

so where's ja--- oh haha

I kinda fucking dig Bolton as a badass…

Fun fact- France would “ship” prostitutes to Tortuga to combat homosexuality among sailors..

This isn't from snl snl is irrelevant and stupid

He’s just like me fr

Brilliant

This is timeless!
😅😅😅

“Keria Knightley!” Kills me every time.

man I don't remember this video being censored or having a laugh track

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This is like a fine wine, getting better with age 😊

Probably my favorite

That is legit Robin Wright as Jenny! She gets respect for agreeing to do it, just elevates the Forrest segment to another level.

Its actually great

Bolton can ruin every movie he tryes but he's the only one who's doing with style.🤣🤣🤣

Man what I would give to hear the lonely island for the first time again 😂😂😂

i think every one of us and every human alive would agree, we could have gone the rest of our lives without seeing Michael Bolton in drag

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Still funny to me in 2023

Andy Samberg sounds like Paul Wall here

I love how his "Pirates" parts just devolve into naming the characters and ends with "Giant squid." lmao.

The Lonely Island Lyrics
"Jack Sparrow"
(feat. Michael Bolton)
[Secretary:] Guys, Michael Bolton is here
[The Lonely Island:] Oh Great, send him in.
[Michael Bolton:] Hey guys.
[The Lonely Island:] Hey, hi, thanks for coming
[Michael Bolton:]
Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. Have you seen those things?
[The Lonely Island:] Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
[Michael Bolton:]
Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig.
[The Lonely Island:]
Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
[Michael Bolton:] Boys, let's get to it.
(Here we go.)
Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
{Yeaaahh!}
(The night starts now)
Together on the track, the boys are back
(The night starts now)
Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks are snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
{Rollin' up}
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
{Yeah}
Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
{Come on}
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
{Yeah yeah}
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
{This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow, pirate so brave on the seven seas}
What?
{A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga, raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze}
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
{Kiera Knightley}
Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
{Yeah Yeah!}
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
{Now back to the good part
From the day he was born, he yearned for adventure}
(No!)
{Old captain Jack giving them what for.
He's the pauper of the surf}
(Uh huh)
{The Jester of Tortuga}
(Oh God)
{But in Davy Jones' locker what lies in store?}
(Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
{Captain Jack}
What?
{Johnny Depp}
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
{Davy Jones}
Nope
{Giant Squid}
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
{Roger that let me try it with another film}
Wait-
{Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump}
(Not better)
{Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, I give jenny all my love}
(Come on!)
{Ok then I'm a legal aid, Erin Brockovich is my name}
(Nooo, God)
{Then you can call me scarface, snortin' mountains of cocaine}
(Close enough)
{You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded}
{This is the tale of Tony Montana}
(This is the tale)
{Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts}
(Take it home!)
{Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted this whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! (Just waiting to
get fucked!)}
Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
{You complete me!}
(Yup, yeah, ok...?)

Tricked into the dress dam that wasn't funny however it was a very entertaining video good one.

Who erase the blip, there wasn't a blip last year

The plan to have Andy and crew be the straight men and have MB play the goof was brilliant.