Big Butter Jesus (is Toast!) - Heywood Banks

Just drove by it

DFF sent me.

I confess. Came here after Stephen Colbert's bit about a second Jesus going up in Brazil.

Graven images

Omg, thank you! Y’all just made my day!!

Lived in Dayton Ohio when that happened and now I live In Tennessee I've only seen the new one once

I literally just passed the new on the highway!!! It’s not as good asthma d one tho

Oh how that butter melts

You just can't fix stupid!

What A Disgrace Of A Song. This Song Should Be Banned............

I live ten minutes from this place

my best friend sent me this at like 2:00 am with zero context and i’m crying with laughter

Hope the grading curve is kindly made me rethink my life and chances of salvation. Now I work for extra points.

Amen brother. Amen

Did anyone in this church see this as a sign? I sure do. DONT PUT A LIGHTENING ROD IN YOUR FRONT YARD!!!

I miss it. But it was a beautiful story while it lasted.

12 years ago today!

Georiga Guidestones went down faster than big butter Jesus

I saw this before it went up. Pictures didn't do it justice. Very strange.

KFJ (I think you know what that stands for.)

Spread the word..edit . I typed that before I heard the last line of the song.

Big Butter Jesus... always love this song! Sad that BBJ is gone. 😞 If it helps, please remember: BBJ did not burn, he simply Ascended, as was foretold in the Oleo Prophecies. May we all continue to be blessed by The Lard our Imperial Man of Butter! Fully "man" and fully "butter." We shall forever "toast" our now-toasted Big Butter Jesus! <3

I drove past this church today and I was shocked to see they REBUILT another statue but added a lightning rod on his head. I do recall there is a saying,, Thou shall not tempt the lord? These people have some big balls.

BBJ was replaced by a much less appealing butter substitute Jesus.

I miss big butter jesus, we use to pass it on road trips

that aftermath photo is horrifying

Diabetic christ

Love the song. Heywood is a fucking riot but Jesus will and always will be fake in my book

Jesus what an inferno

Watching on June 14, 2023. The 13 year anniversary

The close captioning on this is a complete fail, which makes it even better!

This is great amen all glory to Jesus

PRAISE THE LORDDDDDD

⛧ I want the next one to be destroyed by an F5 tornado! ⛧ can you write a song about that?

Crisco Redentor.

Thank you for the likes in advance.

If it was Cheesy Jesus, then we could enquire whether it was holey or holy or wholly Jesus.

I miss that one...
It was much better than the new one

How many poor people would have benefited from that useless, expensive, stupid sculpture.

I live not too far from there, I grew up with butter Jesus stories😂

I remember then this happened …😂😂😂

This sure churns my faith!! Spread the word! 🙏🏻🤣

JESUS IS AWESOME. THIS VIDEO IS NOT COOL.

Love the lord!!!!

Absolute Banger

2024 n still fkn hilarious!!!!! Loved Bob n Tom since the mid 1990's n always will - smoke em if ya got em lmfaoo
*I pass that statue all the time n this song never misses 🤣

YEAH TOAST!!!

Clever lyrics! 😂

I was born and raised in Dayton. My ex-girlfriend and I would see this from the highway.