Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes - Extended & Uncut

The pope belongs in prison. I suppose you actually could marmalade your . . .

My name is Sam Oates bideford and demi the dog

Just want to say thank you for the videos

Jimmy carr can say what he wants even crap about kuds but yousay somthing and they threaten to cut you iff double standards thats why i fint bother with internet

He makes jokes about abusing kids and loads more sicki stuff fir his sicko followers who probably beat there girlfriends up and abuse them that jiy carr followers dimwits that also watch top gear

What happened to u James? U get the AIDS? Whoa.

Fucking legend. Jimmy. Top class comedy

explain boy pichochio jimmy chubby cheeks - to skinny jimmy - was it a vacation?

the idea of someone trying to explain outdated tech to younger audiences, it's hilarious

Is it concerning that I'm 13 and I get most of these jokes?

he's a blody savage

guy at the start looked ready to throw it down

DVDs were worth all the trouble cause they made my virginity go away

Ohh it's not spicy and that's because I'm so good and I won and then begun. I'm the best

great comedian just wondered why a picture of muhammad ali is behind him

Its difficult to look at Jimmy post-surgery, he looks so weird.

Wonderful great comedy

Are the bits at the end from twitter read by some AI model?

that first heckel i was dieing

Nice facelift 🥴

Funny thing about that Jozeph Fritzl basement expanding permission joke... : "Josef had long prepared to turn his daughter into his sx slve. According to The Guardian, he’d received permission to expand his cellar in the late 1970s. The electrical engineer had then meticulously built Elisabeth’s future prison, which included several windowless rooms stuffed into 650 square feet."

Jim's a beast! Thanks for the chuckles mate

Love Jimmy,if possible get to a gig,i did he batterd our group with on point humour

the toothbrush . . . straight out of the gate. I am addicted to him.

A friend told me. 'I used to be catholic, but I'm better now.'

What was wrong with the "intro"? Why long face?..

Yayyy just got my ticket for Bristol Hippodrome, can't wait!! Love you Jimmy!!! :D

Merry Xmas Gary to you and your family :)

DVDs were shiny.

Video discuses

Thanks for this .

his younger face reminds me of R. Nixon

Guys! Ever jacked off in the shower? I have, once.
Other than that the Auschwitz trip passed off without incident.

Best ever joke from Jimmy.

In 1978 I was touring with Pia Zadora

I wasn't born until 1986. I heard that prior to that that I was a very annoying poltergeist.

There's a close in Lanark Cartland town next to the Horse And Jockey and the wee mans any way the woodpeckers there as well , so you know where the sausage go go's in this town

Cheers for sharing Jimmy

Johannesburg?????

I want to know what happened with Tracy and that guy

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You are a legend. Please come to Odense in Denmark and do a show <3

Rodney Dangerfield: "when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house".

Correct

Bough this shitty DVD and it doesn’t fit in my IPod…Jimmy were should I put it? 😂