Mr. Plinkett's Attack of the Clones Review [No Nadine Fan Edit]

nice palpatine level misdirection of saying the nadine parts are gone then totally just leaving them in

WARNING THIS VIDEO IS NOT A CLEAN CUT OF THE EPISODE 2 PLINKETT REVIEW.
In reality, it even looks at times like it has more repulsive scenes that would make Hannibal Lecter puke.
AVOID AT ALL COST, UNLESS YOU ENJOY BEING SHIT AND PISSED ON, AT THE SAME TIME!

Like you would be okay with 1 but which to choose. Anyway, STAY AWAY, if you enjoy your sanity!!

so 'no nadine fan edit' just means you're no fan of nadine?

The whole romance analysis segment might be the greatest thing Mike has ever created.

Thanks for this. 🤙🏻

"It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere..." Definitely the stupidest line in cinematic history. I recall an interview with Harrison Ford where he told George Lucas in exasperation, "You can write this sh!t, but you can't SAY it!"

This is exactly what I was looking for. I don't want to see that stuff. This is great.

"They don't call him Kit Fisto cause he's in to chicks" lmao

Even the "no Nadine " edit has plenty of Nadine. Well done, idiot.

No Nadine? She’s the reason I watch Mr. Plinket😋

Little did we know at the time that Palpie did get some action...with terrible consequences!

No stupid love story. These are positive changes.

If you kids are “offended” by the Plinkett being a serial killer plot, you probably think the sequels are “made for you” 👎🏻

George Lucas wife left him and took over half his fortune that’s why the special feature OT were released and the prequels were made

AOTC is so bad it hurts, like a bad soap opera, it even looks like one with the horrible turn of the century digital image quality. You can shit on the sequels all you want, they're cinematic masterpieces compared to this crap, even the godawful EP9.

I remember being a kiddo and loving the spaceships and lasers.... now as an adult I just like the spaceships and lasers.

Should’ve removed the “to be continued” cuts between each part

I just realized this was not RLM

I'm confused. This still has Nadine clips and the random girls. What's the point of this edit?

The glaring issue to me with Annakin is that he's supposed to be a true genius with a special connection to the Force, which is itself a semi-sentient, omniscient phenomenon that's related to all existence; He isn't just an idiot-savant, so it makes zero sense that he'd be arrogant or lack understanding, when only the people who fail on a test think they did well (true fact btw), and the ones who ace the test are the ones who either know objectively that they did well or missed a couple of questions. Basically, I'm saying his flaws only exist for the writer's convenience whilst being in stark contrast with his character, it makes sense that he'd cause problems for/upset others by overly relying on his gifts, but it doesn't make sense that he'd behave like a pouty child with a god-complex and an inability to correctly judge a situation/people.

How did you manage to fuck up cutting out the nadine scenes ?

also please tell me how to get on the webzone i want a pizza roll

i don’t really like empire anyways cuz it’s the most boringest

i was just thinking of this

I die every time the video hits the part with anakin killilg the sandpeople and all the wrong things to say.

gg ty

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst big budget movie I’ve ever seen. It’s so much worse than both Phantom Menace or Revenge of the Sith, and those movies are also really bad.

“Mace and Obi Wan meet up and Mace asks Obi Wan how the investigation in Padames assassin is going” LOL

"Attack of the Clones" is without doubt one of the worst movies ever made. No question about it.

The "is that the script?" is my favourite running jokes of the entire rlm portfolio

I hate you and everything you stand for.

Omg why is this actually the edit I needed the whole time

What the hell, Nadine is in this edit. Why are you claiming she's not!? xD

"Women like it when you ask them questions about things. They like to talk about themselves a lot and don't really care what you have to say." This whole romance analysis always makes me feel so self-aware, it's genius. And all the things Mike mentions as very obvious faults of Anakin's character as a man are turn-offs for me as well, it's hilarious I never consciously picked up on this.

Attack of the Clones is the prequel I've always hated the most and until the Plinkett reviews I never really put it together why. I didn't realize it was the artificiality of the romance that drove me so crazy.

I love how he keeps calling jango fett bobba fett, like he refuses to say it

Nadine is still in this! Clickbait tactics!

I did actually contemplate becoming a film school teacher at one point (only because I was unemployed and the job was going) and would've appreciated edits like this for being more classroom appropriate :P

One of the things that always confused me about this movie (even as a kid) was how the clone army came to be. There’s this invisible subplot about how some Jedi dude ordered them and then died mysteriously, but the movie never fully addresses it and none of the characters seem to really care. It’s like George had an idea but then realized the movie didn’t have enough time, so he ditched it but accidentally left in some of the dialogue.

You didn't edit out enough...The (no serial killer plot) of EP1 removed all of the BS, and left just the review. Great effort, though. 4 out of 5.

CENSORSHIP SUCKS!! DISLIKE!! STEALING TRAFFIC FROM THE ORIGINAL

Panty waste 🌽

Yo cheers for this and the same to the dude who made a similar edit of the Phantom Menace one. I'm not offended by any of the subplot stuff, I just always found it really boring and pointless and did nothing but detract from the reason I came to the video in the first place. I'm here to listen to Plinkett complain about Star Wars, I don't care about the kidnapping subplot. I just want a film rant. So thanks, makes it much more watchable and easy to revisit, no need to zip ahead or suffer through it bored as fuck hahah

The last Jedi is the greatest Star movers movie I don't care what anyone says Luke Skywalker in that movie was so amazing. I honestly can't wait to see where they take Ray in the next trilogy I'm glad she took the last name Skywalker it fits her

Never actually watched these reviews all the way through because the weird kidnap skits were just so damn unfunny and out of place. So cheers for this edit.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. The whole part with Anakin and Padme’s time in Naboo had me dying!

I thought this cut was suppose to remove all the giggly girls thing. sad.

Thanks for this, I REALLY love RLM but sometimes you're just not in the mood for a kidnapping subplot where a woman is sad lol. thanks for not monetizing too, very cool of you 👍