Goblin Wife

So in other words, they're just like modern women. Money is the only thing they care about.

where was the joke? or was the joke "look she has big tits and the guy is a simp!! so funny!!!!"
youre trying too hard mate

What a twist 😂😂😂

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Ah man of culture my dude cuz goblin girls do love shiny coins and fine jewelry but they do love food plus Headpats.

buddy now you just made her sound like a proustite lol

Alright he deserved that

Dude just did the marriage speedrun in 1.87 seconds.

Nice Jojoke

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie. XD

No no no, the fastest way to a goblin girl's heart is with dick

He saved his life, so half success at least

Wait, it doesnt look like she killed him like she originally planned...

Does this mean she 0lans on having this exact situation happen again to get more money?

The Hell you take his clothes for??

See if you get anymore gold next time!

I thought he was going to say "rib cage"

GOBLIN DEEZ NU-

He should have used... pocket sand!

Goblin Slayer would be ashamed.

Should've said, "Half now, half after the wedding night."

He gets to live at least right? 😂😂

Peter grills if the story was made by someone who doesn't like andrew tate.

that ain't a goblin, that's a green elf

>Takes a phat L from a Gob.


So is this basic human fighter everyone is dunking on?

😂

I was lied to, I was told there would be a hella hot shortstack gobo wife only to find fine and tall tomboy gobo queen! I want my money back!

(You smell a weird and vile smell becoming stronger and stronger in the distance you see the goblins slayer covered in blood and guts with eyes burning red)

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mandatory jojo reference.....check

You know, he might've had a shot if he started flirting before the fight rather than after

What if she met a diamond golem with a crystal stud that vibrates? Goblins love gems more than gold?

i mean, doesn’t seem like she killed him, just robbed him and left

f bro bad luck

Where's my boy Goblin Slayer at? He run off or something?

Isn't this just normal women?

Damn she freaking beat him up murdered him and robbed💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I ain’t saying she a gold digger

I'm so effin glad the whole internet agreed that gobbo girls rock! Long live the cute green shortstacks and their knights!

Imagne if instead of the ring (i know this shit is fantasy, but i dont care) he pulled a granede pin

Thats what he gets for being a simp

There is the Goblin Slayer then we need him these Animals needs to be killed

Start winning fights before trying to riz up girls, knight.

I was really hoping for that ring to turn out aa a grande pin

goblin slayer crossover when??

i thought he was gonna say “through her stomach” and make delicious meal.

If he keeps on with this he might be able to get the girl mmmmm goblin girl

Took Goblin Layer way too seriously.

Gonna be down so bad I can see Titanic and the 5 billionaires

"Fighter, why you pack a wedding ring in your combat belt?"
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