Jon Lovett's Best Rants | Lovett or Leave It

Note to the those who live or visit DC, take a pic of your parking spot. LoL.

Why do I keep getting been Shapiro adds before these vids

Any list of Jon Lovett's best rants that doesn't include the "Bake me the fucking cake" opening rant from Denver is incomplete.

"Chocolate, with vanilla frosting, and two dudes jerking each-other off on top."

Evidently the Hooters trip was a definite hail Mary 🤣

Do you guys know that an ad for the border wall on your video?

The hooters one is just too good “I was at hooters height” 😂😂😂

i am just one of those people falling asleep on the couch...

this is all i've ever wanted

Holy hell Lovett! Youre shedding the pounds!

This is Lovett 2020: A Train That Fucks erasure

Am I the only one with the " love it or leave it" earwig in there head after watching the show ?!? It makes me prance around the house looking for something to fix ! Oh, maybe.... It's just me.

"falling asleep on a couch" is one of the greater meltdowns of our generation

I was way too old before I realized how FUCKING LUCKY i am that my dad never tried to turn me heterosexual.... Dad, I'm so fucking thankful for you :')

So what time should I set a reminder for Part 2’s release? 🙃🙂

Shut up. Sleeping on the couch is great and you know it

Lovett's energy during that Wisconsin rant is what I want for every day of my life!

I got a Prager U ad on this video lmao

LOVE IT - fond memories - good times

I’m gonna tattoo the hooters rant on my face it’s something that never fails to make me laugh impossibly loudly

I didn't know you were gay! And what?! Ronan Farrow?!

Lesson learned from the Electric Scooter rant: Electric Scooters are only great because Lovett lost his electric bike once in D.C.

Also, if we can get a Howard Schultz-only one of these, that'd be great. Maybe in a few months, after he (Schultz) goes the hell away.

Seeing Jon rant is so much better than just hearing it!

Fake news. Where is "SIX TO TEN POTATOES?!?!?!?!?!?!"

I demand more parts, most of all with the bread on the food pyramid rant

High speed rail rant please.

Wait part 1? Surely it is a slight exagaration to assume there is content for more

Right up my alley. Love it.

I think about the electric bike often

Fa fa fa kin brilliant

Fish and raisingand cinnamon is good!!!

White Castle burders are awesome. Cook up an onion with fresh mazarella and stuff it in between your burders it is awesome it's the best burder I know of.

THe falling asleep on the couch bit is so weirdly great. Also Lovett trying not to laugh at his own jokes is so pure

Falling asleep on the couch is the best. I have no idea why but I laughed so hard I cried at this one. No idea. It just hit something inside me.

I love you Joe

Frozen bagels = entire contents of my parents fridge!!

I love this guy.

Everything about this guy seems fake.

Like if you ship Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow

Where can I find his Joe America impressions?

Who is this person, other then Farrow future husband, yiikes!

I want to hear his rant about RBG being eternal. Little old Jewish ladies who can fit in a backpack are indestructible.

I guess I would have turned gay too if my dad took me to Hooters at 13, but thankfully there wasn't Hooters when I was 13 but there was The Exorcist and my dad bought me a ticket and parked me in the theater while he took a meeting at the steak house in the same strip mall as the theater. I don't know what affect that had on my sexual development but it must account for something.

‘...was a rebuke to somebody’. 😂

he lost me when he started talking about fish on cinnamon raisin bagels.😂

@CrookedMedia I am here to report both a success and a failure from the rant. Lovett's "Cream cheese and lox on a cinnamon raisin bagel" rant was so effective that I, a girl from Jersey, actually tried it. It wasn't disgusting! It was... fine. It was okay, y'know, perfectly acceptable. But it wasn't really anything remarkable. Was it alright? Yes. Do I still prefer an everything bagel? Absolutely.

I like the Mayor Pete jokes and I’m a fan of Mayor Pete. I bet he would find them funny

I’m watching this while falling asleep on the couch.

I love Jon and Ronan