THIS COULD BE YOUR DAY! (at an ABSOLUTE GARBAGE company) - CORPORATE CRINGE | #wearegurus

The sweaty cut-aways are priceless! 😂😂😂😂😂

The generic, meaningless, shallow, emotionless upbeat "positive" elevator music is so original, just like any other startup commercial.

At my job we have a small lake out the back of the building that has alligators in it and we gator watch all day. Take that, city corporate offices and your crappy culture! In Florida we gator watch at the office! Lol

Atleast someone is speaking the truth 😊

I've been at my current job for 6 months. I know one person's name: my supervisor.

I don't care about Karen or Vince or jack or angel or Johnny. I'm here for money, then I leave and use that money to support my family.

Work culture is a joke. Work is work, and to disguise it as anything else will only create an unrealistic expectation that will never be met. No wonder so many people are disappointed with their company.

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen. And I've watched 3 guys 1 hammer.

It’s always a good idea to bring extra KY or AstroGlide to work. But that’s a given! DUH!!!

So cringey that all the employees figuratively deep throat the boss 25/7

It's a kindergarten for adults

When a company says that they are like a family….I run for the doors.

Quickest way for a company to get sued, people to get imprisoned, company going bankrupted is to have a bar serving alcohol on your premises.

Wow, this company is giant red flag starting from the name: “we are gurus”. Guru is rhe name you do to some guy trying to brainwash you with made up crap, I would never use the word “guru” in my own company but it seems to me that this word is matching the company culture.

Screw Happy Hours on Fridays after work! Rather be home!

I just discovered your cannel a few days ago. You are very accurate and very funny.

Company "cultures" like this would give me an autistic meltdown within the first month, and then I would get fired because they couldn't accept that introverts (let alone autistic people) exist and work best when left TF alone

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Some dude who th a clock on his wrist.

Trust me, this is paradise in comparison with work in Russia or cis countries...

Really appreciating the commitment to that boring company party you threw for research purposes 💪🏽

I sure hope they're at the very least hybrid now, or fully remote. This company is in Canada where I would guess their work culture and balance could be a tad bit better than how toxic the U.S. work culture can be.

These companies will truly have something real to brag about once they're doing 4-day work weeks, 3-4 weeks vacation, and in the office only 2-3 days per week.

god that was insanely cringe

Coworkers are not your family and they are not your friends either, watch your back

I love how your video has more views than theirs

I've been a developer for over 4 decades and if you think, as a developer, that friday is the last day of work for the week you are sadly mistaken...if anything the friday break purpose is to celebrate all the time you'll be working on the upcoming weekend.

That sticky note stuff feels more like bullying than fun to me

“We have pranks at the office BRUH. I don’t need to shower BRUH.”

I’ll just work at McDonalds instead.

Can't you just let me WFH if we're going to e dicking around in the office all day anyways?

Happy Friday! In a few hours you'll be free!

So our company decided we should all dress up for Halloween….on November 1st. I’m just no. They ask me where is my costume I simply replied ‘I’m a serial killer, they look like everyone else.’ BTW thank you Wednesday Addams for the line!!!

The people in this video look dead inside.

American corporate culture is kindergarten for grown ups without the fun, and with awful passive aggressiveness and constant threat of being fired.

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Joshua lowkey looks like Jerma. He's gonna end up shoving CEOs into a meat grinder.

This is just bribery. If the company were actually a good place to work, they wouldn't need all this shit.

CEOs are either absolute boomers or just alcoholics, sometimes both.

The no shoes part took me out

This looks like a company for millenials only.

I come to work to do yoga, play video games, and cook food. I don't mind sitting next to my sweaty employee who biked to work.

In all seriousness, I hate work cultures that are turned into social environments. I want to get my work done, and go home earlier than everyone else who is goofing off.

It seems like the more time goes on, the more emphasis these companies put into everything but the product or their business model. Fully stocked kitchen, office parties, ping pong and nerf gun wars; everything "fun" but the actual product. No wonder so many of these dumbass companies fail.

Reminds me of when I was at a startup and the investor/customer came in unexpectedly and started recording me in the middle of coding(it was early and I was the only one there). While stopping to think about the code I had to write for the feature I was working on, he started putting the camera over my hands and saying hey just start typing like you normally do. I froze completely.

Yo love the stare