Broken Skies: Jingle bells parody

we sing it like:
dashing through the snow
in a pair of broken skis
or the hills we go
crashing into trees
the snow is turning red
i think i might be dead
i woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head
oh jingle bells
jingle bellls
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride
in an ambulance all day, hey!

This 1 is called"Swap the letters in Santa's name&u get Satan".
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis crashing into trees now im on my knees the snow is turning red i think i’m almost dead i wake up in the hospital with stitches through my head oh 911 911 santas gotta gun he shot a tree&peed on me in 1991 oh 911 911 santas got a gun Mitchell used to think Antarctica isn't a continent
I think I'm in heck ouch ouch ouch ma legz I just can't believe the amount of blood and I'm laying here on my stretcher oh 911 911 santas got a gun he shot a tree and peed on me in 1991 oh 911 911 santas got a gun I wish I didn't grab them straight from goodwill.

Now I gotta get lots of donor blood cuz I gotta now face consequences that are lifelong Beacause I might be dead&now I gotta go back to the store to return deez oh 911 911 santas got a gun he shot a tree and peed on me in 1991 oh 911 911 santas got a gun Mitchell used to think Antarcticas not a C O N T I N I N T !

My friends in elementary sung this version:

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
I crashed into a tree
The snow is turning red
I think I lost my head
I wake up in the hospital and now my piss is red
Oh
911
911
Grandma has a bb gun
Shot a deer in the rear
And now she's on the run ×2

Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skies
Over the hills we go
Crashing in to trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head ohhhh
911
911
Somebody call the hospital
And feed me lollipops ohh
Broken skis
Broken skis
You know it’s true when you hear
Santa broke his knees oh
I went to pet his rein-deer
But they smelt like pee
Oohhhhhhhhh

The ultimate version:

Crashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skies
Down the hills we go
Crashing into trees
(Ow ow ow)
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Someone call the ambulance
before I loose my head
Oh 999
999
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolf got a pistol gun
And shot him in the head
Oh Barbie doll
Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But jack and Jill
Marched up the hill
And stabbed her
With a knife

911 someone just made a COOLU WIRD SONG

Some kid at the mental hospital kept singing this and now i get to listen to it

The real version is
Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
Going really fast
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Someone call the ambulance
Before I lose my head
Oh barbie doll barbie doll
Barbie is dead
Naughty bear naughty bear
Shot her in the head

I LOVE THIS SONG BEST SONG EVER!!!,!!!!!!!

This is not how I remember the song going. I remember it going something like this. 911,911,Santas got a gun shot a tree and made a pee in 1981,hey! Dashing through the snow with a pear of broken skies, all the way we go crashing through some trees, the snow is turning red, I think im almost dead, woke up in the hospital with needles im my head, hey!

I learned this song from kids at my school but it was a different version it went dashing through the snow in a pair a broken skis crashing through the trees I think I broke my knees teh snow in turning red I think I’m almost dead I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head OH 911 911 santa clause is dead rouldoph took his pointy horn and stabbed him in the head

ART

How we sing it at school:
Dashing through the snow
With a pair of broken skis
Heading through the trees
I think I broke my knee
I think the snow is red
I think I might be dead
I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head
ouch

I always sing it:
crashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, falling off of cliffs and running into trees. The snow is turning red. I think I might be dead. I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head. Oh 911 911 someone call the cops. Take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops

NO this is how It goes:
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Through the hills we go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
I wake up in a hospital with stitches in my head
OH
911, 911
Grandma has a gun
Shot me up tge underwear in 1981 OH

The way I knew it was:
Dashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Crashing into rocks
Crashing into trees
The sky is turning red
I think I might be dead
I’ll see you in the hospital with stitches in my head

Hm. I learned it:
"THE SNOW IS TURNING RED.
I THINK I MIGHT BE DEAD.
I WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH NOTHING BUT MY HEAD"

Nice

Everyone's saying how they used to sing it, and I might as well tell you all how I did. So here are the lyrics I guess.

Dashing in the snow, on a pair of broken skis. Oh the fields we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead;
I woke up in the hospital with snowballs in my head!
Hey! 911, 911, someone call the cops, take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops!
Hey! 911, 911, someone call the cops, take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops!

Dashing though the snow on a broken pair or skis, over the hills we go crashing into trees, the snow is TUENING red, I think I’m almost dead, I wake up in the hospital with needles in my head, OH 911 911 Santas got a gun, he shot a rain deer in the ear in 1991




That’s my version.

this is the most amazing piece of art ive ever set my eyes upon

Dashing though the snow
In a pair of broken skies
Over the hills we go
Smashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
And now I’m in the hospital with stitches in my head

lol

Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!, the original song

Crashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go (?)
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I'm nearly dead
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head! OH!
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg
The batmobile has lost a wheel
And the joker got away!

And then something about barney or barbie or somone getting shot in the head, idk. Maybe Santa? Also I think that part went before the batman part, I just can't remember where it fits...

My teacher tells me off for singing the original at school

Crashing through the snow
In a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go crashing into tree
The snow is turning red
I think I’m truly dead
I wake up in the hospital
With stitches in my head
Oh
911
911 please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride in an ambulance all day
Oh 911
911 please take me away take me to the hospital before I pass away

Me and my freind always sing this

I sing it like:
Dashing through the snow
in a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go
crashing into trees
the snow is turning red
i think im almost dead
so take me to the hospital put stitches in my head
OHHH 9-1-1
9-1-1
someone call the cops
take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops
OHH 9-1-1
9-1-1
someone call the cops take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops

Rest in peace

(My way of singing it)
Dashing though the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the feilds we go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turing red
I think im almost dead
I wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head
OH
broken bells
Broken bells
Santa broke his knees
I went to pet the fat reindeer
But the reindeer smelt like pee
HEY!

My version is: dashing through the snow in a pair of broken skis ,over the hills we go crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I'll wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head! Ohhhhhh 911, 911 someone call the cops! Take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops! 911, 911 someone call the cops! Take me to the hospital and feed me lollipops!

This is what it like i think
Dashing thru the snow
with a pair of broken skies
over the hills we go
crashing into trees
the snow was turning red
i thought i might be dead
but i woke up in a hospital with stiches in my head
oh
9-1-1,9-1-1 Santa Claus is dead, Randolph took a 44 and shot him in the head
hey!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll, tried to save his life
but G.I. Joe from mexico stabed him with a knife

My friend sang it like this:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Crashing through the trees
The snow's turning red
I think I might be dead
I woke up in the hospital with stitches on my head
OW
911, 911
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44 and shot him in the head
OW
Barbie doll Barbie doll tried to save his life
But J-I Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife

I used to sing it like this:

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Uncle Billy
Lost his willy
On the Motorway
Hey

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Up the hills we go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning rerd
I think I might be dead
I wake up in the hospital
With Stiches in my head!

plot twist: this is based off a true story

This sucks

I've always known this like:
Rushing through the snow
With my pair of broken skis
Crawling for my life
Please help me I'm bleeding
I woke up in a cave
Don't know if I was brave
Well now a blizzards coming it doesn't matter anyways.

Yeah I was a dark kid.

Lol

I don’t like this at all i am not subing to ur cringe vid

Here's another one:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
All the fields we go
Bashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
And I woke up in hospital with stitches in my head

down the hill we go with a broken pair of skies crashing into trees the sky is turning red i think i am gonna die i wake up in the hospital with stitches in my head

Omg


Finally I found it after all these years of my friends constantly singing this

😒

Someone in my class knows this song and the teacher played it 😂 most of people thought it was funny lol

i love this song man
better than the orignal

I like to add chuckie stabs me in the rear nine times

My version

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg, he shot a tree and made it Pee in 1983.
Dashing through the snow.Babies on a ski.
The snow is turning red.I think I might be dead.
911,911 someone call the cops
They took me to the hospital and fed me lollipops

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