Beach Dolls: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

"Sand-ta". Come on, John, you know you wish you'd thought of it first.

Thank you for helping the Sea Turtles! 💚🐢💙

2024 and I need an update! Is the curse broke, did barnacle baby #2 take johns soul, has babybeach been quarantined?

And there's a creepy doll that always follows you...

I’m off with the fairies should I be watching this???

I really hate this! My head is itching… sensory overload😫

Death Stranding

Bring them home with you. Put them on your shelf with your tchotchkes. A little haunting never hurt anyone, and we should show more kindness to ghosts

I feel like they were probably some poor kids doll that they lost while playing on the beach

Man, I was prepared for staggering numbers, and then it's 30. Shit, I've got 30 old dolls in war paint on my glove box right now

I knew it was gonna be that sex doll lol 🤢

This is absolutely the start of a Junji Ito story. That or a Doctor Who episode.

The sex doll baby is truly disturbing. I thought stepping on a firecracker shell buried in the sand was bad, but stepping on a doll baby? 🤮😖
$10,000 donation to sea turtles? I love you again, John! I just want to see the destruction—promise me!

Courtney Love used doll parts as an aesthetic. (And of course the song "Doll Parts.")

What do we do if a "Chucky" doll washes up?

Has anyone ever discovered who exactly was responsible for this heinous act?

This reminds me of the ABBA song Happy Hawai. We all love ABBA🇸🇪♥️

I too have an aversion to beach dolls.

I don't why, but I want one.

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Hi basically I hate the bs shenanigans, back ambulating allusion and snide hyperbole, of most “news” But this show with our insane crusader 🤟 is the only way I can pallet the $#!% that passes for world info these days. Much love. since ive been watching, it has made me more aware &confirmed so much of the “crazy” stuff that people would call conspiracy, if it wherent for shows like this & current stupidly insane events they prob still likely would be!


Ha not so crazy now are we.. wait, yeah no fair point.. but for me thats a clear 25-30% change for the better and that I honestly want to thank you for, but I dont know how? Is this how?, maybe not but id love to try by suggesting a short special on harmful metals (to free the elephant in the room) starting with this m word son of a b word, its had it coming!! .. so I dont know what in the 'sentient pimple residue' compelled me? as Ive never sent a thing in to an official doberry before especially not this much writing. maybe this is therapy for the 100s of morons that seem to be trying to peddle back the already limited evolutionary synchronization of our corrupt land, maybe its a round about way to improve a globally broken smile, maybe I just think typing with a bust finger is fun?? (this is just a suggested theme, Metals, Not the finger realise you probably dont need or want this, but as all english tradition is heavily routed in disappointment iam gonna give it to you anyway as a gesture of gratitude wich I do mean sincerely!! I dont really have a team to check stuff, so if you see something say something ..or dont!, no worries, have included some sources) it seems like this is the easiest way to go (utub- amoungst the insane dolls I blend in) tryd carrier pigeons but they all keep dieing!?(I will remember you my pigeon brethren viva the poop-bomb revolution)

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Conspiracy of conspiracy


the familiar negative

A. Secret plans of nefarious unlawful argh, carried out in silence! (it also uses extra words like bad & even eeeviiiiil! ..yeeesh)


B. a systemic structure, set of rules or a thing that is ment to do or be a certain way, but infact the construct is corrupt some how & is not the way it seems but rather it is being used or manipulated by person(s) for money or worse an agender!


Interestingly many laws state that to constitute a conspiracy there must be 2 or more people, though pretty sure you could do it with just 1 & an anorak. there are of course many myths and legends surrounding this word my favourite is 1 popularised by a certain lucas arts game, that during the golden age of piracy many royal navy ships would fire upon gatherings of more than 2 people, weather this is true or not iam not sure but weather it is funny or not I am certain!

C. Incidently as well as the negative use, wich it seems has over ridden the alternative use, via browser premium corp list privileges via proxy, there is a neutral and potentially positive use of the word conspiracy wich is to convey a message by means other than spoken words, this could be ..


sign language
performance dance
telepathy
semaphore
if a picture paints a 1000 words youll have to divide it into 20 x 50 for convenient text message size!
Powerful eye signals
mime (maybe both definitions?)
emojis
intrinsic holistic reckoning (in this instance u dont need to say anything as u have it all figured out, yr just waiting for the universe to express your view for you and it will, or or maybe its out right now?? leave a message! Sadly this 1 is often mistaken for a conspiracy of silence & arrested)
graffiti (non text)
glyphs
parents know everything you have done even before u do it up until u r 5, then the hat is on the other foot, the hunter is the hunted! (those 3 years of food ducking will serve u well)
runes
instrumental expressionism (music)
mean-gurning 'face off!' (competitive expression)
charades (the game)
Some art techniques like perspective illusion and other tricks of the eye
full body paint (though this usually says the same thing, namely that u want to run around naked but believe no1 can ever catch u as yr magic powers where bestowed upon you in a dream by the strange blue man who crashed the last supper to entertain a jesus dude with a sense of humour & appreciation of all his basement experiments, AKA the human race, whatever the size, gender, partner preference, shape, dermal hue, language, eye color, or even if they dance funny dam he says the stupid people are trying to stamp around again! Send them all to the earths kaleidoscope to distract them)
stupid people: oww look its awooowaa booby-alice! ELLO!
Other stupid person: oooh look at err alice! Duuh!
Both: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
Unlisted Other..

Good points.
Some conspiracy's are just hilarious!
Not taking something into account is just as dangerous as coming to all the wrong conclusions and acting on them, so any theory should be at the very least acknowledged even if its as crap as this one!
Always question everything! Be it rules systemic structure or why your sister was abducted by handsy bbc executives from Saturn! ..wait where the Mercurians involved?

p.s. Sorry I didnt have the time or clones to fact check everything!! ..& if this is not what you wanted but I refuse to get the show another tie!
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has there been an update on this?????

“I’m showing you these at 3 o’clock in the morning” 🙁 it’s 3 in the morning

Ranting for a good cause......goodonya John!

John, when you’re alone, please turn off the laughter. It’s f…ing annoying!

put these dolls on the list of things I want to decorate my house with so home intruders will instantly regret breaking in

Watching this again in 2024, I think someone needs to question Robert F Kennedy.

I hear they melted all of the dolls together to make that one big naked Trump puppet.

These so obviously came from the doll island in Mexico city plsss

It’s like the Tommy Pickles doll heads that washed up near Alaska

Ya he is cute

this looks like a Death Stranding Ad

They are coming from Mexico or Jamaica, I forgot where but there's an "island of the dolls." Where it is all creepy dolls. It was probably flooded and these dolls washed away.

Druid Huts and Dreamers
The awful truth is that health is a state of boredom. Once you have chased excitement it is really difficult to reachieve a boring healthy reality. The problem is that people don’t learn their lesson. Snowballing only gains momentum. It takes years to reestablish a healthy balance. Once you cross that threshold, there are only a few moments of clarity to come back. Life is based on reality, not a dream. The truth about the Devil’s Occult is simply that he finds it easier to give you more momentum in the direction you are headed than to try and bring you back home. NK. Just keep going.

It’s the four horsemen 🐴🐴🐴🐴of the Apocalypse🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥, teasing their return!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 (Texas and their Republican State Government deserve this. Hope they’re voodoo dolls of Abbott, Paxton et al !!!

Doll parts is a song titled by
Hole. It's a good song 👍

They likely came from the Pacific islands or even more likely South America. Either someone collected these, the person lost interest or passed away and the dolls ended up getting dumped into the gulf.

the dolls came to remind you of baby Aylan

Years later… he did warn me about my choice to continue watching…

this points out to the global problem of garbage disposal...

I love John Oliver so much. He's a once in a lifetime comedic mind. I will be counting the days until he airs the show in which he finds way after way to destroy theses abominations. Unless it's already happened, in which case PLEASE! someone send me the link.

This is my absolute favorite episode. Watched it soo many times. Sooo angry!

Those might be worse than jaws

So cool I mean the donation

Apocalypse “Roont Plows in the Dark Tower Series”
True human evolution is not a free birthed process. It is about the mind and the spirit. It is about a leap of intelligence. This is why genetics will fail over time. Humanity will no longer have the right to choose, cheat, or sneak in based on their friends. Fair warning. Evolution is no longer based on sexual choice. You might get a new body but your spirit and soul won’t match it correctly. You’ll turn into some sort of Newt because the spirit shapes the body and unleashes its potential. Vampires will no longer be able to exploit their bodies and information can no longer be hidden because it takes a simple leap they don’t own. I don’t care about your attitude. You either make it or die out. Evolution is not about a kinder world. You just survive in it too hard and end up looking tougher.

This mini episode helped me go back to sleep from a nightmare I had so thank you so much, your sacrifice was not in vain, I hope you are happy every day of the rest of your life

Where the hell do these dolls come from?