Dennis Orders a Boba Tea - Scene | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | FX

Deep breaths, deep breaths…

man they really fell off huh

🎼Making my way downtown, Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm BOBAbound.🎼

I would have walked out a lonnnng time ago 😂

What? DOn't give them twice as much money! Walk out!

That girl is gorgeous. She should get in the bunker with us.

Anyways, funny clip.

Me right now with half a mind to meme the heck out of this and put it on the company portal. The cashier is the department coordinator, I am the client, the boba is some intermediary for hubspot, and the payment process is their discounts and I have a tension headache now

This actually happened to me. So tired of the bobas.

The irony in the place not accepting cash as a form of payment is that while there isn't a federal law requiring establishments to accept cash, Philadelphia is one of the few cities in the US with a citywide law mandating it.

Just tried to sign up for a yoga class. Required an account, which I refused. Asked if I could bring my ID and CC. Said OK but still needed to create an account. Then asked if I could bring cash and sign an indemnity form. Said no, they are cashless only. The Mine in Towson MD can suck it.

Bro was finna crash out

My Trafficking Problem. My son Austin’s show. I remember a night we fought because he wanted to watch adult programs in front of the children and I was trying to stay wholesome! He was the Bo$$ because he’s GROOMED!

Bob Hellewell Grooming with son, Billy. Planet Fitness. Moses Lake, Washington. Ephrata.

This is Glenn. Dennis would have smite her with the hammer of Thor!

Typical average NY day 🥰🥰...😤😤😤😂

"What?"

Exhausted sigh

"Nothing......two boba teas please."

This is everyday life.

This so perfectly describes what society feels like to me.

Well I must be old because this is exactly like I behave. Cashiers never understand what I say, don't agree or relate to me, won't take my orders the way I want, and impose arbitrary rules. I try so hard not to be rude by saying "I know this isn't your fault." This skit is me exactly.

That girl was lucky it was Dennis’s Mental Health day

When his smart watch beeps I cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

the “hi~!” at the beginning was so gay

None of this has ever happened to me. It's strange reading the comments seeing how many people are relating to Dennis. I can get a tea, no boba, pay cash and then wait a two minutes and boom. I'm onto the next thing in my day. Poor Dennis just wanted a tea lol

Very true

All of a sudden the psychopath seems like the normal one.

Me. Anywhere.
Thank you Dennis 👌

Did he forget he made customers pay through an app in the Mobile Paddy on st patricks day 😂

This feels like an Homage to Falling Down

Well, never thought I was gonna say this. But I can relate to Dennis in this case.

My blood pressure went through the roof watching this episode. I agree with everything dennis said in this episode

Me trying to get a sandwich without Pepsi in the movie theatre 😔

Everyone has an inner dennis

Just got asked what flavor boba I wanted in my tea unexpectedly and I just about busted out laughing

man they could have really cast him as homelander and he'd have been perfect

My inner Dennis relates

all this, we don't take cash business has absolutely got to be stopped. A federal reserve note (cash) is legal tender. "all debts" private and public Now take the cash and give me diabetes in a cup you fool!

There are so many real issues with corporate stores, why are they manufacturing fake ones to make jokes about?

Honestly another instance of sunny picking the perfect extra for this scene, her aloofness really seals the deal

"when you say "it is what it is", you already lost"

FUN FACT! Philadelphia is one city which has made it illegal for a business to not accept cash. Because of the implications

The scene brilliantly shows the frustration both sides have to deal with a broken systems absurdity. The customer being forced to have their orders in needlessly limited options (such as being forced to have an ingredient left in), while the cashier has to deal with the ire of a customer while being paid minimum wage and having nothing to do with the system. Also, probably Dennis’ most hinged moment in the show lmao

Dennis is getting old :( Hate to see it

Just make your stuff at home... I don't get why some sane people subject themselves to this.

Happened to me on a Samsung Store. "If you have the app and create a galaxy member account you get a 20% discount" they told me. I was about to walk away and the employee told me "I can use my account for you!". She even gave me an employee discount.

Dennis slowly morphing into Skip Bayless.

She obviously doesn't know she is talking to the golden god.

Boba tea is pedestrian chimp piss for trend hopping philistines

If they were alone on a boat he would get regular tea, because of the implication 🙂

I CANNOT wait for the sky to go red. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

I prefer my tea the way I prefer my women