DON'T LET THE BELLHOPS BITE | Dark Deception Song!

LYRICS:

VERSE 1:
There's a cosy little place tucked away

Between the third and fourth circle of hell

Where you can take a break, make a great vacation

Maybe take in just a little damnation as well

So ring the bell - we're excited to welcome you in

No time here to dwell on your sins

Your itinerary's fairly heavily perilous but let me share the various

amenities you're getting within

If you’ve got luggage, the staff can take it through

But the baggage that's emotional – well that can stay with you

You've clearly packed a bag with plans to stay a day or two

But it's pretty optimistic if you think you won't be strewn

Across the floor, twisted and deformed

little bits of blood and gore chewed and spit out of the maw

Of a vicious set of jaws In a spiffy uniform

All your sins have a cost
But your death is complimentary of course


CHORUS:

It’s just monkey business

But with one key difference

That the one reliving it

Is beyond deliverance

We've got one piece hidden in

Deep amongst these remnants

Of our one-time residents

In our little hotel in hell where the bellhops bite


VERSE 2:

We're afraid to say that the pool is closed

Since the life guard started to decompose

Down here things lurk deep below

So stay clear if you want to keep your toes

The continental breakfast will be served ‘til ten

But nobody ever wakes up to attend

‘Cause if you lay your head on a bed you'll be too dead for eggs

And you'll never eat bacon again

Our gymnasium's stocked with the best utensils

Though you ought to be running without the treadmill

The bar is a haunt with all the spirits you want

They were all the last guests to get killed

We've so many amenities, no chance of boredom

We both know you've already seen the ballroom

A little reminder you've a riddle to find or

It is frivolous fighting your doom



CHORUS:

It’s just monkey business

But with one key difference

That the one reliving it

Is beyond deliverance

We've got one piece hidden in

Deep amongst these remnants

Of our one-time residents

In our little hotel in hell where the bellhops bite


VERSE 3:


Think twice before you use that phone by the bed

Room service will cost you an arm and a leg

And a torso, a stomach a neck and a head

The menu’s sparse but the staff’s well fed

We'll provide a device that might help you find the

Shards you've been tasked with and hide from the nightmares

But if you try to check the TripAdvisor

You'll likely trip and die, sir

Five stars, never a survivor

We're not winding you up
We're not letting you go

Fish the mint from the blood pooling in the pillows

Checkout is at one – not that you need to know

Pay your tab at the front desk or death will be slow

We strongly urge that you defer your day's ablutions

The concierge will start the purge before you're through them

Whilst on your journey on the way to retribution

We hope that you enjoy your stay of execution


CHORUS:

It’s just monkey business

But with one key difference

That the one reliving it

Is beyond deliverance

We've got one piece hidden in

Deep amongst these remnants

Of our one-time residents

In our little hotel in hell where the bellhops bite

The more I listen to the text the more I realize how well it's written. It's literally math at its most, that's why it's so catchy, because there is A LOT thought and effort put into it. I wonder how long it takes, also the vocabulary itself, man...

When I was younger, I was scared of this game and thus this song. Now that I've listened to it I'm just scared of how good this is. 11/10 song.

Your hotel manager costume looks great! Its obvious you put a lot of work into your videos and I appreciate it. Thanks for making excellent content.

This is one of my favorites from stupes

Little cameo from Random Encounters, love it

Horrible but amazing song, really cool!!!

Missed chance of having the Chef monkey's mustache pink.

My favorite one is where he rings the bell and the animations of the ding dings come in it's so cool to me ❤❤❤

haha one piece

My fave part has got to be 'if you've got luggage, the staff can take it through but the baggage that's emotional, well that can stay with you.' A hilarious line that flips things on its head.😂😂😂

I like how the grafic are

Can you please make elementary evil from dark deception

This man is a musical genius

Make elementary evil
Make deadly decadence
Make strange sewer
Make crazy carnevil
Make Torment Therapy
Make mascot Mayham
Make bearly buried

Make dark deception Agatha
Elementary evil

Stupendium. As a huge dark deception fan, you have no idea how happy you making this song makes me. Thank you so much for being the center of my music library.

"But if you check the trip advisor, you'll likely trip and die, sir."
Best line ever

Even tho I don't play dark deception, This song is one of my favorite video game song ever

Something about the bellhops animation is actually terrifying

I dont really like it but I click on the like button anyways because I mean... OMG LOOK AT ALL THE EFFORT PUT IN THIS VIDEO

make a song about the ducks

Y’all are amazing! The poppy playtime one is my favorite

Let’s goo less than 50k left before 1 mil

This song is so super addicting great video too💙 have you ever thought of making a music video based on The Rocky Horror picture show? That would be pretty neat

The bellhops Are the physical incarnation of maniacle murderers that died canonically

Still have fingers crossed that we may get more of these 😳

You should make a song of other chapters

I just realised that the skeleton at the beginning is the same guy who says "five stars never a survivor"😂❤.

I love how at the end they have a rating thing on the tablet for the Hotel

Man, when I first saw this game, I instantly loved it. The choice of words were awsome, and overall, it was a hilarious, yet dark song. I hope to get another dark deception song soon. :D

This guy never fails at making banger songs like dam

создай все песни с разными персонажами

side note I would love the sheet music for this so i could arrange it for my school band

I hope songs for the Dark Deception's Chapter 2: Elementary Evil & Deadly Decadence. 😁

time to binge watch your channel

so underated, i love this song, it feels so great, also the animations are amazing lol, the monkeys look so great

Can you make another song on the song like the bunny One

Eager to see what you've got about the other places.

Dude, Austin Powers still got his mojo. Right on man

How much does it cost to book a room

imagine you did one about the gremlin clowns, there my favourite, and if i saw that, it would be just as epic as this one.