Dnd 5e: Halflings in a nutshell.

Alternate Title: “Why some Halflings choose the Barbarian Life.”

Those poor fools don't even realize, Halfling luck is about to be used to wipe their party. That's a Barbarian.

Noot noot

Yeah, some how they are shorter then gnomes
I do not get how or why. xP

without the nails those fingers would've been some VERY unfortunate shapes to be poking at that halfing

It's okay. You'll be the one laughing the next time they roll a natural 1.

doot

Be careful picking on someone whose at the optimal level for busting kneecaps.

Facts tho

Me, maining Kobolds, who are canonically even shorter: chuckles I’m in danger

Fireball cares not for the size of caster.

HA! Our party is almost all small size, your teasing cant hurt me!

Then next day all their stuff is gone.

hah, halfling. Not even a hobbit. diet hobbit.

These party members never seen how terrifying a Monk Halfling can be.

BABY MAN, LITTLE BABY MAN

This audio needs sauce

👈 baby man

Fear the gunslinger who can reroll 1s

In one of my campaigns my character ate a halfling.....no further questions

The adventurers would later wake up in the streets, naked, penniless and with the mother of all hangovers after the halfling rogue spiked their ale and stole their stuff.

Halfling luck hits different when your little.

What's the matter? Why don't you reroll that nat 1 hmmmmm

This is a bold strategy. My drunken halfling monk has a peculiar habit of headbutting his enemies to death, and their groins are well within range...

Little did they know that the Halfling was a lvl 20 Barbarian

Pray that the halfling doesn't know Meteror swarm

That's a good way to lose your ankles at night.

It's all fun and games until the next dex save

Aw poor halfling ☹😂

And then it turns out he is a Rune Knight and can turn into a Huge creature while in combat.

Bold comment. My halfing cleric Thanos snapped two charging black bears instantly by herself at level 2. Guiding bold and inflict wounds. I straight up bitch slapped a bear and turned it to dust.

There was also the time where the 6 foot 6 human tried to pick me up and throw me, and I turned it around and threw him instead. My little 3ft ass wrecked him

one your one of the worst small races

kobolds are the best because free advantage

My Halfling Cleric of Chaldira hands out re-rolls for the party, so they know not to mess with the small holy man.

In my group, halflings are reffered to as "short dwarfs."

Half elves: Insert photo of Japanese Americans 1942.

This is why my halfling character makes a big show of being a creepy-ass weirdo to keep people on edge. It can be challenging to live that +6 Intimidation lifestyle when you're barely a meter tall. Fire helps.

Is that Caldwell Tanner's voice?

My halflingbarbarian: Looks like its bagpipe time...

Orym be like:

Me: Preparing the level 20 fireball behind my back.

Me who play a MILF tall lady races: Ara-Ara halfling-kun

Me with proficiency in daggers and +4 in Dexterity rolls with high climbing power: "Bravo 6, going hiding."

I rolled a 20 for my lucky feat and your kneecaps are looking like an enemy right now.

When the party forgets ur the only white mage, so u just wait for ur revenge

It's all fun and games until he turns out to be a tempest cleric.

Males might call him a, "baby man," but big tiddy oneesan wanna cuddle him and say, "ara ara."