The Acolyte Episode 3 Stupid Lesbians In Space

hmm, that's weird. a strange cult that has secret tunnels built underneath where they pray, and is hated by everyone? now where have i seen that befo- jewish man emerges from sewer

Here, I'll sum up the entire show in a few letters:




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Doesn’t even look like starwars lol

The charging force of the leader is like a ripoff of this part of DragonBall, where Son Goku asks people to give hiw ki, and then he makes a bowl of energy above him ...
I bet in the next episodes of the Acolyte, we will have "super Jedi" 😂

Groyper

The PileOShyte
The BullShyte
Witches --- nah Biatches

I fell asleep watching ep 3. It's boring. It's a good replacement for sleeping pills.

The horns are just to show that she is horny😅

Disney knew this is utter ridiculous, and wouldn't be received well, and yet they did it anyway. Why?

I ain’t got no time for that😂

Phuccing straight up a peedo ghey show 🤣🤣🤣

'YASSS... YAAAAASSSSS!!!'

As you mentioned, Anakin is the chosen one, but for context, that's just a title that the Jedi gave him cause of a prophecy. The real substance when it comes to his conception is the reason why the force 'birthed' him. He isn't some miracle baby that came forth just cause some Jedi saw it in a vision. He is the force's literal response to decades of force manipulation by Darth Plagueis(who himself spent over a century trying to attain such power) who managed to find a way to not only bring others back to life but to also prolong his own life which obviously puts the whole 'balance' thing of the force at risk. Hence why Obi Wan says Anakin was meant to being balance to the force. Not this bullshit of using the discount force to have babies cause your witch coven won't leave their planet to find men.

The Scottish Critical Drinker

I firmly believe Disney gives 0 fucks for their fans

Dammit...why couldn't it have been smart lesbians in space ?

It was whilst watching The Book of Boba that my wife (a woman, just to be clear), stood up and went off to do something else. I asked her why, and she said “this show isn’t very good”.

She also zoned out of Obi Wan at ep3, and wasn’t interested in this show either.l, despite me only getting her into Star Wars when TFA came out.

Case in point: it doesn’t matter who you are, these shows are obviously awfully written and clearly pandering rubbish to the regular person.

Reaper gets funnier every video. The middle age women line - classic & so true!

The witch chant made my penis recede into my body.

Please don't insult "cat shit", this is some real flat dried up birdpoop

It's now about lesbians and witches. Straying so far from the lore of the original. Ol' George must be rolling over his grave.

Bro you gonna give yourself PTSD if you watch anymore of this shite, jhc its sooo bad to the point of unbelievably , its literally the very thing south park would put together to take the piss out of them.

cat shit is worse then dog shit so i agree with it being cat shit

"Put a chick in it and make her gay"

I hate the premise of this, so I watched all of it to say how much I hate it.
-That's some Anton Ego mindset, brother.

You brought me off my balanced footing with your classification Catshit. I seriously considered this to be dogshit.

The force is actually just space magic so... if you replaced the word with plot, it would be even more effective at explaining what it is

I commend the workers involved in this project. They take the money of their moronic master, make horrible works that nobody wants to watch, thus forestalling whatever propaganda effect the producers intended to achieve. And they even managed to alienate the scientific community which doesn’t have anything to do with ideology in the first place. Their boss are probably indulging in mental masturbation right now as they believe they have made another masterpiece. It’s a win-win for everybody actually. Still, the rumination of Star Wars as a franchise is a heavy casualty.

Imma be honest I dont think this show can get any worse, I dont see how, this episode was already the worst star wars content ever created, this better be the floor

Crew Member: "Uh. Mrs. Headland... you know in space there can be no fire in the atmosphere right, because there's no oxygen?"
Leslye: "I know how we can fix this."
Crew Member: "Oh yah, I mean, we can do a fire inside or on the outside maybe we can-"
Leslye: "PUT MORE CHICKS IN IT AND MAKE THEM LAMER AND GAYER!"
Crew Member: "............ oh, uh, sure... but what about the fire? Should we-"
Leslye: "I SAID MORE CHICKS IN IT AND MAKE THEM LAMER AND GAYER!"

We have nightsisters, badass witch clan in SW and now we have its weenie hut jr version?

Don’t you think anakins mom was really a whore that banged and got pregnant. You don’t actually think she was immaculately impregnated. Anikin was nothing but a little bitch.

The last Jedi was really good imo. I haven’t watched any of these mini series. But I think the last three movies were at least interesting and enjoyable.

so stunning. so brave.

It amazes me that these people are so dull and boring that all the have or care about is how gay they are. What a miserable existence. To put it in perspective, just imagine if you went around proclaiming how straight you were and that’s all you ever talked or cared about…You’d be just as dull and boring.

So has the standard lesbian haircut 😂

Sol has the standard lesbo haircut

I dont get it, harvey Weinstein's procurer said that they are trying to make the soon-to-be-renamed dark side users instead of evil just people with personal histories taht makes them do things that other people perceive as evil but in reality they are not bad persons, that it's just the "truth" the jedis are telling...
But... This stunning brave antagonist has been plain evil since child even before the jedis appeared, how are they gonna make ends meet with that previous idea???

I'm still wondering how exactly black lesbian girl boss is able to get away with the hypocrisy of saying that the thread is not supposed to be used as a weapon. Yet she uses the force thread as a weapon not only against two others of her coven but against the Jedi as a means to threaten them

Its mainstream cult worship just now they are really going with pagan witchcraft instead of masonic jedi wizards

Redbone x2

Space Lesboos 😂

I thought that "The power of one, the power of two, the power of many" scene was hilariously awful.
Somebody likened it to a C-level horror movie, which hits the nail right on the head.

Y'all whine like you don't have a browser history full of lesbian content you delete on the regular to keep others from seeing it.

Am I the only one that thinks that they intentionally shaped that castle like a vagina?

It's a koven of karens. Witcher are dope af conceptually it's sad they get used everytime a show dials it up to attritious propoganda levels of woke... like American horror story....

Stupid story made by stupid people