Meps Doctors be like

This was the “moment of truth” all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

MEPS for ocs applicants:😁


MEPS for people who enlist: ☠️

Golden seal lmfao

I had exactly the opposite experience. He let me through with 3 hernias, severe Pectus E, 5'10" and 120lbs (at the time).




170 and picked up e5 last year.

Im goin to meps next week i just quit smoking weed a month and a half ago do i still say i never smoked a day in my life ?!? Even tho they see my blood work

Man I denied everything and STILL got sent home for “suspicious scratches” on my leg.

My recruiter put down that my religious preference was Conservative Jew. I about died laughing when the lady going over my info said that.

Meps doctors be like: "lemme see that butthole"

Wake up petty officer. You’re still at meps

"Well if I did have a pap smear you can bet it would be unusual."

I remember telling my Meps Dr when he wanted questions answered I said F*** You! If you gonna fail me and waste our time and not serve in what your daddy served and fight for our country get the F*** out of my way. Otherwise I’m out and expediting this convo
He passed me and I swore in
I don’t waste time and make excuses

They made me go back to my family doctor and have ear wax removed from around my eardrums. They said they had to clearly see that my eardrums were not perforated.

I never understood the whole “say no, no matter what” thing. I rolled into MEPS in 97, told them I smoked a few times back in middle school, they were just like “ok, that was quite a while ago.” I was on a plane to Fort Benning 11 days later.😂

Pretty accurate except this guy isn’t an ancient artifact

I had never smoked weed when I went in and this is pretty close to what actually happened.

Am I the only person who's had a smooth recruitment process? My recruiter has been great, even said some things that would jeopardize some recruits. MEPS was the easy with no harassment (except i couldnt pee for almost 20 minutes).

Those of us who went through MEPS in Montgomery between 82 to 90. We a doctor named Dr Screws, real name.

I just went to MEPS and the doc came out, looked at someone, and said "Tell me you have AIDS." The guy was so shocked and didn't know how to respond, I'm just sitting there laughing my ass off.

My MEPS doctor got me jumping hurdles rn 😂

Ok serious question... anyone ever said yes to smoking weed? I wrote down that I have on my enlistment papers because it's fuckin legal EVERYWHERE and everyone I've seen said to say no... but it was too late. My recruiter didn't say a thing about it and if they ask at MEPS ( which it sounds like they will) I HAVE to say yes again. Am I doomed or?

"Ever heard of Gitmo? Alcatraz?" Always gets me lmao

Hardest thing at Meps was trying to pee in a cup and screw the lid on while holding all my papers

My paper work had a HTC excuse lmao when he asked me if I was using drugs I said no I’m clean 😂 he said “you sure”👀 I said yeah 😊
He said “what kind” I said “ohh THC”!🤣🤣🤣🤣 they waiting for you to slip

This is soo funny!

i remember, 2 months before i went to bootcamp i had to go to a meeting w the recruiters for a drug test but i told my recruiter i smoked weed the day before so he made an excuse for me not to go, and he said just make sure u clean for meps before u go to bootcamp so 3 weeks before bootcamp i stopped smoking and was clean for the piss test lol and when the pple at meps hit me with that BS i was like "nope, i never smoked in my whole life" lmao little did they kno i smoked 2 blunts 3 weeks prior MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I find it stunning how in Russia the exact opposite happens. The conscripts try their best to falsify their health issues and the medical examiner always ignores any legitimate concern to get them into service. In Russia men often break their legs to avoid army, and in U.S. young men lie and pretend to be healthy to get into it. It's amazing.

I'm trying to get into the airforce... Watching these videos about meps got me like.... I'll never get in

like the blues brothers shirt (7 yrs late wow)

My meps doctor wouldn't leave my prostate alone. 3 times he checked it with both of his hands firmly grasped around my shoulders

Of course not you got a 31 on the asvab 💀

But Sarge…😢😢

I almost got dqed for being overweight the navy guy taped me and was disappointed that he couldn’t dq me and sighed and said “it’s up to the army now” and handed me my papers and 30 minutes later swore in

"Of course not you got a 31 on the ASVAB." That shit had me dead.

My meps doctors didnt pressure me about past drug use, but I legit have never smoked weed, so when I was getting pressured to "confess" by Petty Officers the night before MEPS I was getting mad af lol

This might be funny skits to some of you. But is the sad reality I already experience it. And believe me the civilian workers in you basic training or OSUT base they are far more worst then the ones in MEPS atleast that was my experience.

Wrong.

He’s not Asian.

MEPS 1990. They had about 20 of us in a room and did mass buttcrack inspections. One at a time, the doctor went to each guy and said 'Drop your shorts, bend over, and pull your butt cheeks apart with you hands'. I wanted to laugh so hard, but the room was so quiet and serious you could hear a pin drop.

Do they still do that?

Otherwise, back then they really didn't grill you hard on drugs, play tricks, or threaten jail like in this video. It was only after you signed the dotted line, then they threatened to come after you if you didn't get on the plane to basic.

Doc: You ever smoke pot?
Recruit: No.
Doc: Sounds like something a pothead would say.

I had this hyper-arrogant dr who said, "even a 4 star General have to pass their physical"
Me: you fail that 4 star, your ass is fired..

My MEPS doctor had my records already in front of her when I walked in lol. I assume she found it a little suspicious that I’d marked no on EVERYTHING on the paperwork. Lol suffice to say, it’s waiver o clock.

Im headed to MEPS this coming week. 🥲 I’m aiming for a linguist MOS.

As a dumb dumb civilian I dont get this????? Isnt the military lacking recruits????? I thought the whole goal of the recruitment process was to poach as many fools as possible????

Looking at my 40 on the ASVAB 😅

6 years later and this is still true lmao

They did same to me,they all knew we smoked

That t-shirt is dope - gotta lmk where to get one. Sweet home Chicago :)

This is so true 😂

What Happens If You don’t Have Insurance While going through Meps

On God this how they were😂😂😂

The MEPS I went too the doctors are mad chill. Literally if anything they honestly try to get you in, that’s how nice the doctors I had we’re ☺️ I went to my recruiter after and asked why he made the MEPS doctors sound so bad he goes “oh I just gotta make sure u don’t slip” 😂.