Jack and Shit - Army of Darkness

Hahahahahahahahaha...funny.

And shit

Actually the disliker is shit. not jack.

Jack and Shit seem to dislike this video.

lol

Great line. I use the "Jack and Shit" line sometimes.

When someone is a complete jackass to me

I am just waiting for the perfect time to use this.

I always say this to my cat when he comes in

Say: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

This is how I felt whenever officers and NCOs would address us in formation.

When i see military officers in the street and expect me (a civilian) to do what they say.

When  I see the Russell Brand fanbase trying to convince me that his revolution isn't an actual one despite them not knowing what the word actually means.

i know what i can say to the principal when he wont shutup

Ash's fw he tells an Apple user about the new iphone7

this one liner sums up animationrewind's sega vs nintendo team mario vs team sonic total war rosalina vs silver and amy vs peach up in a few words (jack and shit and jack left town)

Mr. Fancypants, Evil Ash, the miniature Ash's, and a couple deadites disliked this.

straight savage

Jack left town

Goddam Ash. And here I thought there was no possible way to say "shut the fuck up" any ruder. I stand corrected.

a message to Donald Trump

When i meet the leader of our group project.

I did this scene when I was stopped by the cops on a highway. We laughed so much! after all of these years I still remember.....I'm writing this from my cell number 415....

That’s right, I did leave town!

When my boss calls me on my day off.

Jack left town

Thanos: I am inevitable.

Ash Williams:

First time I heard this line, I almost blacked out from laughter. Had to pause the movie because I couldn't stop laughing.

Badass.

I'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to say this.

This is how I see my final interview with my C.O going before I leave the army

Lol. I love this line

Play this clip for biden.

When someone tells me that Resident Evil 2022 on Netflix is a good VG adaptation.

And when someone tells me Amazon's LOTR series is gonna be awesome and inspired of Tolkien.

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

Perfect line to say when dumping someone just, replace "leading" with "loving" and VAAAALAH!!! Your single again and you owe it to Ash.

Now it sums up illuminations attempt at a super mario bros movie

Jack and shit. And jack left town.

What the fuck!!!!

Easily my favorite quote in the film, with “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.” in close second.

BEST ONE LINER EVER IN ANY MOVIE!🤣😂

My favourite line in any movie 😊

I'm watching through all of the evil dead movies and I just watched this one and I feel like this was the single best line in the entire movie, the rest of it honestly can't compare it was good but not as good as this single line. 😂

I loved hearing this in the movie.I heard it somewhere before.I use it sometimes myself.

If chainsawman has better writting.

Makina: i own you.
Ash: Well, Hello miss Fancypants!
I've got news for you Gal,
You ain't owing nothing
but two things right now.
Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.

Is this the best movie line EVER?

This is one of those movies that was an absolute diamond mine of great lines. Hail to the king, baby!