Lex Luger vs a NWA Cyberspace T-shirt

Sounds like a MOD song

Every single line in this promo is quotable- I have been coming to this vid since 2007 and not once does it not fail to hit the spot.

"DOOR'S LOCKED TOO !!"

I gotta watch this every few months

Luger reportedly got paid 10,000 from Billy Firehawk (FireMARK lol) for this show so no matter whether you liked. hated, or laughed at that promo Luger got PAID!

I don’t knoooowwww! 😂

Every time my brother asks me what I am doing Saturday I respond “SATURDAY!!!!!! GAWD!!!!!”.

I don’t know!!!!!

Mister Luger Mister Luger

Crying in Laughter

17 years ago 😭

Lex Luger Cocain Interview

2023 and this is STILL hilarious.

Anybody that appreciates this promo should react exactly like Lex does when he finds out the doors locked.

Why is Lex Luger shouting at me? What did I do? 🙁

THESE TSHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!!

I love the fact that the interviewer says Superbrawl Saturday before Lex starts talking and Lex forgets it anyway.

Over 1 mill finally lol

Who’s Billy?

“Billy!”

This was in 2004 and it was fucking hilarious. What wasn't hilarious is that Elizabeth had died of a drug/alcohol overdose the year before. And he was a major contributor to that, no matter how much he denied it. He "found religion" in 2006 and suffered his major spinal injury in 2007 which paralyzed him and confined him to a wheelchair. Karma came to collect for him, big time. That's all I'm gonna say.

Classic moments in pro wrestling history.

"AND THESE T SHIRTS ARE TWO TYPE TWO BILLY!!!"

Damn, got Lex out here wearing diabetic t-shirts.

I can't hear this without hearing Super dragon right after.

Another good one is Scott Steiners He's Fat!!!

Basically Me & My friends when we were 10 "playing WWF". Just a bunch of gibberish & giggling before some fighting.

I’m going to ask Lex if he could autograph this video.

HIlarious

fucking love lex so much.

IM PISSED NOW

Super Dragon!

"And the t shirts are too tight too!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jesucristo es Dios

I don't know!

Still better than Biden

the way how he just walks away after saying “i’m pissed now” had me dying of laughter it reminds me of something an npc would do in the elder scrolls

This is the greatest promo in the history of this great sport

It you repeat this word for word by the end you will feel like whatever you headbutt as hard as you can, your head will win.

That blue suit is sick

I'm pissed now

"Doors locked too" is what breaks me every time.

Uploaded 16 years ago? Dang.

Easily the best promo lex ever did. It was real, honest, and it went full promo circle in a minute. Wonderful.

His “I’m pissed now” ending to this has provided at least 10 years of consistent laughs. I am so thankful the door Luger tried to walk out of was locked

One of my dad's favourite phrases comes to mind: "When you're in a hole, stop digging."

What do you do when Billy gives you a t-shirt that's too tight?

I DON'T KNOW!!!

I come back to this video every few months to inject me with positive feelings.

I’ve never seen a more emotionally resonant promo from Lex Luger. Excellent.