Hades - Final Expense (Payback Mix)

It's always the oars, man

The only real track

i be fighting for my damn life to get a 20% discount, but this music makes it worth it

Beat charon first try yesterday

Stealing from charon? That’s a paddlin

Went into this early on in a run with high confidence instead of thick skin. worst mistake of my life

holy shit ! I could never have guess Charon was an hip hop guy, well done SuperGiantGame.

This Slaps harder than Charon's Oar

Keclaron

When I finally came upon that trigger for the fight, I died after heading that needle-record scratch! 🤣

Very professional

This is for me, right, Charon??

Wrooooooooong!!!!

Beats ferrying souls of the dead all day, right?
Yeeeeeah!!!!

this sounds like a trap remix joke and i love it lmao

Alternative title: "You're fucked"

"Borrow"

Me when i trigger charon fight : haha okay how hard can it be anyway
Me literally 2 sec latter : oh f*ck oh f*CK OH F*CK CHILL MAN PLS!!!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahueuruerugh

Some tips i noticed if your struggling with charon: if you hide at the corner, the purple ball things he sends at you pretty much wont hit you and if you stay behind him his hits wont really land on you. I would also assume this fight is a lot easier with the shield of chaos.

You know shit is real when the shopkeeper/ferryman plays the trap remix

Charon with​ Drip​

An unexpected surprise but not an unwelcome one

Narrator: And so the wayward prince was sent flying across the River Styx, arriving home with such ferocity as to go flying out of the pool at its entryway and smashing into the wall behind his father's throne with near-lethal force.
Hades, not even looking up from his paperwork: I see that you made Charon angry.
Zagreus, weakly: Not my wisest decision, I admit...

Spend 1000 for diamond
Charon next turn on cabriolet:

This song is PROFESSIONAL

I just found this secret and OH MY GOD, THIS WAS AMAZING.

That Oar is no joke of a weapon.

Everyone is a gangsta ti'll Charon says "Hrrrnggggghhhhh"

Of all the Rogue Like tropes, I think the "Please for the love of God DON'T piss off the shopkeeper!" is probably my favorite.

the only thing separating charon from selling you hot deals or selling you these hands is a hot beat

Stealing from Charon?

THAT'S A PADDLIIN'

The "U fookin wot m8?!" theme song.

let me guess. you guys stole from Charon?

I just battled him on my last run to finish the "Beat him twice in a row" wager with Hermes quest and managed to beat him with also a loss of 1 Death Defiance (I was using Rama Aspect which I was still pretty rusty with) then after the battle homeboy just dropped me in the middle of the fucking Witches' Circle in Asphodel unprepared and with low health and thus cost me another Defiance 🙃

I'll tell Hermes you said "Hrrrnnnnggghhh...."


Hrrrnnnnggghhh...

I assumed I read "borrow" as actually borrowing. Charon made me understand my mistake very quickly.

First time doing this boss fight(today) I was in tartarus and didn’t have any extra health, had 100 base health and instantly lost all death defiances+skelly’s tooth I didn’t even get him to half health before I died

THERE IS NO JOKE

YOU ARE GOING TO EREBUS

Ok, everyone's talking about Charon stomping you in a some kind of boss fight before Hades, but I've only found him running his shop before Cerberus.

Banger of the year 100%

This is literally a drip version of the shop theme and I love it!

The hardest boss in the game.

hades teaches you a valuable lesson:
never mess with the shopkeepers.

everytime i saw the obol bag that said Borrow i alwayd ignored it
Charon mopping the floor with me was a good consequence

I know the meme is dead but someone needs to do a charon hypebeast drip edit with this in the background

Charon, god of the trap house.

Ríp second chances

And this is only the second or third hardest boss ( EM4 was a trip ).

Where is skelly when you need him?

Gotta love stealing Charon's money and forgetting my reduced health

the "Why don't you go steal some bitches" theme