Funny Programming Memes || r/ProgrammerHumor

Was the gay picture really necessary????

Long live c++

1. When you realize how important cookies are
2. Just hope no one finds them
3. Anything that stores data reliably is a database in my opinion. (it's probably unreliable)
4. Age.
5. noice
6. Stereotypical. But stereotypes are for a reason.
7. Oof
8. Is he a programmer, or a programmed?
9. Self-evaluation bias is strongest right after you make something, and especially when you're tired.
10. If word is an IDE, then so is any text editor, if paint is an IDE, then ANYTHING CAN BE AN IDE.
11. My eyes burn, I can feel the minorly extended runtime and extra ALU heat.
12. Warnings are ignorable. Best ignored in code you're editing to not risk breaking it.
13. Some other languages can be used for basic equation solving because they're convenient to use. (no compiling)
14. More words for teaching beginners.
15. Took me a bit to get, but..... THIS IS AMAZING
16. I can see how an AI trained in less than a year or around can confuse it.
17. Yes. Progress.
18. The ones you see are a bit of survivor bias. (modern crafted sailboat?)
19. You can't get the code from a localhost link. It's local.
20. If it works, it works.
(that's enough reacting for now)

c++;

Me trying to make a 3d engine but the prisim valuse ar incorrect and i make a 4th dimension accidentally: AHHH WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE

Perhaps watching some memes is gonna help more than watching a 6 hour coding video tutorial. 😂

I found out how to close vim you type the magic combination :q!

As a beginner that started learning C++
I thought about learning Python but thought that insanity is the way to go

It's said that the only intuitive interface is the nipple.

This is not true. Any new mother will tell you that the nipple isn't all that intuitive either.

We all love cyan 😅😅

Seeing joma tech here is crazy😂😂😂

switch (i) {
case 0: system.out.println("i = 0"); break;
case 1: system.out.println("i = 1"); break;
default: break;
}
🤦




(the default is useless, dum dum)

Lainux is my favorite OS

Sorry...im a programmer but why did some of the meme make me thinking?lol

Disliked once I saw a picture of 2 gay men

Dolores restaurant ahahahhahahahahahahahah

Ok what's the best coding language

I once replaced the semicolon with a Greek question mark when I was helping a friend out on Skype/Teamviwer back in the day. And he went absolute mental. Until I told him, Hey it runs. O.O what do you mean?? No it doesn't... Oh I see what you did their you wanker. Teamviewer- Connection lost 😂🤣🤣

The Linux users are the IT vegans.

I swear, half of programmer humor is techy dad jokes

Can you leave out the commentary?

uh oh :)

what does the 17th birthday meme mean???

why is it so relatable tho

I wouldn't advice to use the alternative for the i++; function they memed, i mean yeah sure its fancy but as regards to efficiency on a poorly analysed algorithm it could end up being a nightmare for execution times

Try using graphics.h header file......

HAHAHAHAHA, I TOTALLY UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THEM

When I commited secret api keys to github (by mistake of course), discord was so clever and instantly blocked my bots, and forced me to generate new api keys.

Job 404

the british python devs meme cracked me up XD

1.I am a roblox developer, so most I cant relate to some of these memes. 2. Dont make fun of me for using roblox's language of Lua Learning.

I mean you don't need Esc to get out of Vim edit mode, you can use Ctrl+c

x = i;
while x != i + 1;
x = random_integer();
i = x;

That's the best way to write i = i + 1