Asmongold realizes why his ex-girlfriend broke up with him

IGNORE THEM.

I hope Asmon finds his Fiona one day.

"don't clean your room" - Asmongold 1 step for life

how to get girls normal version:
have personal hygine: okay i can do that.
be a millionair: oh f that.

How to get girls asmon version:
be a millionair: okay i got that
have personal hygine: oh f that

she preggo now

what a legend

These hoes aint loyal

preach brother

Brah Izzy looks like she smells like old garbage. Hard pass.

Was he drinking in this video lmao

Oh the misery 🚿🚿🚿

Always remember, no matter how fine she is….she will still need to take a shit and will look dumb as hell doing so.

ok, but she is not perfect also , nobody is perfect . so yeah

100% thatsbnot izzie in the pic

prprprprpr

My told me to do WAY more…

I can smell him from here

real

Watch the micro smile as he goes into a little before the “ bitches nowadays” I fucking love this dude he’s doing a bit.. but also means it lol

for an alliance player, he sure enjoys a horde lifestyle

Cmon this is to much😂

Also expecting you to brush your teeth...
The insane standards of todays' girls .

😂

I would bet it has more to do with the teeth and not brushing twice a day.. I couldn't see her tolerating that for very long.

She probably thought she could change him.. but realized it was likely too late.
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Personal, I don't believe it is too late for him to better himself. He could fix his teeth, get in better shape, start dressing like an adult.. and throw his garbage out.

Maybe get himself a dishwasher.. or pay someone to clean once a week/month.

I love this man haha

"girlfriend"
You were a glorified sugar daddy, bud.

I do not mind the shower everyday part but I do mind the throwing away garbage part.

yo asmon scuffed? 🦍

its the bitches fault!!! agreed

Shower more than once a week bro FUCK

Look at it this way you got to hit it most guys would dream of getting that lol

simp for life xD

its not about no mere mortal can live with you, its about no one with a proper brain could endure yo style of life

more like she used you not for money but for subs and promo for herself to earn money though your friends. people need to understand that person gain lot by being your friend they have access to your friends who might know sponsor or just be in the top 20 rank for streamers and that's what she was after. men never give women a in or you end up cheated on or used so she can skip to the next dude.

this one of realest mens ive ever seen

Asmond is still more down to earth than all these phony ass pretentious people out there.

asmongolds attic is actually neverland

this not moistcritikal, this wet critic.

If no mere mortal can live with the asmon then he just needs to find a demigoddess. Unfortunately Goddesses prefer hygiene but demigoddess should work just fine.

she just wanted your money, but couldn't handle the stink.
At least you can say you did though.

If I dated a clout whore I would have the same rant. Fake Plastic Trees.

your dad brought it up because you smell.

Thank you! i was thinking the same

Based, willd he got with Pink Sparkles, didnt think they go together. Didnt think he was her type, and that Pink sparkles would pick somone more "chadlike". but i guess fame and personality makes for up. Asmongold be the king, she got nice boobas and ait face. Funny how they broke. Dont expect much from kings yo, in 2023.

I mean of course she isnt as hot all the time IRL as she comes across in her content. But you have to assume she at least made herself up for him a couple times a week or months. One can only imagine what that looked and felt like. And the fact that this guy didnt even consider changing himself for that kind of women, makes him a literal, fucking, god

anyone can tell this trash does not shower everyday.. probably not every week either

CHAD mongold

Throw garbage away? I've tried. I don't fit the the garbage can.

Thumbnail game on point!

I mean look at him, clearly any girl would rate him 1/10...
Basic hygiene is just not there, he's body is rotting from inside like the remaining food in this room.
While he is great at making content, he is the worst when it would come to relationship when you cant even take care of yourself there no way you can carry a relationship.
If I had a sister or a daughter I wouldnt let them be together.