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Such a corny movie
ОтветитьI didn’t even know they remade this 😭
Ответитьwow
ОтветитьThis movie was fully someone writing out ideas for a remake, and instead of writing a script they just took those bullet point notes and winged it.
Bo's actress didn't bother me, I think she has potential but with a lack of direction she just defaults to enforcing the same emotions. It's a lack of direction on everything, the actual plot, what should be scary, why the monster is even doing things. If there was less ham-fisted foreshadowing, keeping the teenage guy alive longer so Bo has someone to bounce off of, and better pacing and sensical events, you could have a cheesy fun slasher-thriller film, but instead we get this mess. Still better than Issac returns...
The fact that you referred to that little girl as J Leno for the entire review is fucking hilarious. True commitment at its finest.
ОтветитьOmg I really want you to do this for the pet semetary remake movie!
ОтветитьJust don’t do a drinking game where you take a shot every time they say corn.
ОтветитьNot only are corn stalks hard but they’re also incredibly painful to run through because they’re rough/spiky
ОтветитьSpoiler alert, it WAS the worst movie of the year.
Also, I love how Bo and her brother do a friendly head nod to each other at the end, as if he didn’t just murder their mother.
I forget the term for it, but the government will pay farmers to not grow a specific crop if there is too much on the market. Corn was actually the first crop they did this with, since there was so much on the market, the value of corn was basically nothing.
ОтветитьI’m just now realizing he has MurderFace's mug on his desk, Papa earned my Patreonage
Ответитьyou know a movie is shit when you don’t even know it came out 😂
ОтветитьWhy didnt they call him "he who stalks" cuz corn
ОтветитьIs it me or does the protagonists dad look like Cillian Murphy and Matthew Mcconaughey?
ОтветитьIll walk behind your rose meaty boi
ОтветитьThe original wasn't good. Go back and watch it as an adult. Di you expect it to be good
ОтветитьWhy do they keep choosing THIS Stephen King book to adapt?
ОтветитьNOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS TOWN 😢
ОтветитьIt's incomprehensible that none of these movies made a cameo with at least Jonathan Davis for the lulz.
ОтветитьCoolest episode of drunk history ever
ОтветитьYou were like, that pit probably didn't take days to dig. Yes it would! Also...they are little kids....that hole would have taken them weeks to dig.
ОтветитьEvery time you said 'corn monster' I thought of a huge monster with a giant corn cob for a head.
ОтветитьThe "inbread children" kills me.
ОтветитьI’m a life long film and horror fan and I didn’t really get the original Children of The Corn. It was okay but nothing amazing. I’m sure this remake is pure dog shit.
ОтветитьIm super glad the cups are avaialbe. I would hate for them to be available.
ОтветитьPull on your shirt one more time...lol! Thanks for the content tho, saved me from a sub on Shudder. I was wondering about the red wig lol.
ОтветитьYou know how hard it would be to run when you are doused in gasoline??? The fumes would be choking you out so bad.
ОтветитьThe editing and sound effects used on this video were absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I love Papa Meat and his fantastic crew!
ОтветитьThis movie came out in 2020. Am I taking crazy pills? Why does he and everyone else keep saying it came out in 2023?
ОтветитьBro, it is boring
ОтветитьSounded Like he said "Walk the Plank"...on that Obnoxious jump scare.
ОтветитьIt's garbage but 2 decent jumpscares didn't save the movie
Ответитьas if there has ever been a good Children of the Corn movie
ОтветитьThis movie, along with the majority of this franchise, is a disturbingly accurate depiction of life on the Florida-Georgia line.
ОтветитьSick Gatecreeper tshirt!!
ОтветитьWould be cool if the Corn song child had a cameo in this Film.
Ответитьwell...after sticking around to watch i think i preferred meat canyon.
ОтветитьDude, the original wasn't.... well...any good....hey ho lets go
ОтветитьI think most of my dreams are more structured than this movie. 😅
Ответитьmy dad always puts on the original Children of the Corn every halloween. The fact that they even thought of remaking such a fun-bad movie is insulting.
ОтветитьI gotta be honest. If I thought the corn monster was fake, then it showed up and killed an adult. I would immediately flip, apologize and side with them. At least till I can escape.
ОтветитьNot to knock on your sponsor, but for anyone buying from gamer sups, it takes literal months for your order to arrive.
ОтветитьChildren of the Quorn
ОтветитьMEATCANYON dude you have to watch this movie called “The Gate” it’s so bad.
ОтветитьThe fact that the swords handle is a corn cob as well is so redundant and stupid like WE GET IT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT CORN
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