My Hero Academia the MOVIE 2 HEROES ABRIDGED

The fact that the first thing that made me laugh is the fact midoriya just yells ochako in a terrified surprise tone (can’t remember if that’s how you supposed to spell their name)

So U did f** my mom 💀💀💀💀💀

I can kill you, Myodoria, and your mother wint ask questions!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂

The speaches hit harder than the original

“It seems a fuck for a fuck has us shit outta luck”

I love how in the first few minute's of the movie All Might has already f****d deku's mom

“Detroits a safe place.” 😂😂

Did I just find the new tfs?

I love the way Deku looks at All Might after he says "Don't you do it Midoria" (Sorry if I spelled that wrong) and just remarks while maintaining eye contact "I'd love to"

"Alright everyone I have an announcement to make. All Might is a b*ch a* motherf**er. He f*cked my mom. Thats right. He f*cked my mom with his wrinkly old man d*ck and said "EAT THIS", and I said thats disgusting. So im making this post on my twitter. All Might, you do not have a big d*ck. Your dick is small compared to this raisin except way smaller. Meanwhile, look at MY d*ck! THATS RIGHT!!! NO WRINKLES, NO WEIRD FLAPS OF SKIN, ALL SHAFT, LOOKS LIKE 2 WEIRD BALLS AND A BONG!!! SO SINCE YOU F*CKED MY MOM ALL MIGHT, IM GONNA F*CK *YOUR MOM WITH MY PLUS ULTRA D*CK!!! Except you know what All Might? Im not gonna f*ck your mom. Im gonna aim even higher. IM GONNA F*CK YOUR DAUGHTER!!! THATS RIGHT ALL MIGHT, I F*CKED YOUR DAUGHTER YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE ABOUT 9 MONTHS UNTIL MY censored DROPLETS RAIN FROM YOUR DAUGHTER'S WOMB AND UNLEASH UNHOLY TERROR UPON YOUR LIFE NOW GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY MOM BEFORE I F*CK YOU TOO!!!"

He recorded himself having s*x!? THATS MY BOY

i love this it was amazing

This is way much better than the original.😂😂
Reminds me of boondocks.

I come to make an announcement 🎤💥

I am inevitable I AM HERE‼️‼️‼️‼️🤜💥

Tora hagakure in this is fucking perfect

Love to see the Uno meltdown reference, absolute internet classic

The "we have uno" bit killed me 😂

Almight:wryyyyyyyy

Gotta say.... love this movie. Extremely funny and also, I'd rather pair Izuku with Melissa than Ochaco.

I love protective All Might threatening Deku. 🤣

This is cannon two heroes for me and no one can change my mind!

Did i just hear patreon boners hahahah

"If it helps, I made some racist tweets like eight years ago"
"Yes, that helps greatly, thank you!"
"Argggg, your welcome"

What a nice villain.... helped a bro out even when dying...

WHY IS THIS SUCH A DEEP STORY?!

The mathew stafford roast was uncalled for💀💀💀

almight: don’t say my name

deku: who tf is gonna miss a 7’5 dude wearing the American flag in japan 💀

I was at train and melisa just moaned.... Why me

Your mother will find pieces of you and won’t ask why! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is their voices so different now

after this movie deku was not a virgin.

I love All Might's voice

This is amazing! When Melissa showed up and Deku said "are you sure about that" and it showed Yogi, and Nana, I couldn't stop laughing!!! It is now Cannon that Melissa is AllMight and Nana's secret love child!

Oh my GOD Melissa is hardcore wifey material.

All might is type of mf his dik is small and see my dik no renkes no shaves I fk your daughter that right all might I fk you daughter understand idiot I gonna fok your daughter understand all might lol😅😂😂😂

Honestly being footballs favorite joke is depressing. Looking up this year though.

Wolfram is the ony villian the has sense

"I can get away with murder in this town midoriya!" Great scenw

😂😂😂😂

Help another movie- I CANT KEEP UPPPPP-