Norm Macdonald's Turtle Joke | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Didn’t find the ‘whet?” at all funny, rather an interesting stall tactic to explain the presence of a turtle at the bar. I suspect this joke, like the moth joke, was lifted and, of course, improved.

Norm Macdonald's ability to make you seem like the crazy one is unmatched.

OMG DUDE my stomach hurtsss...a true master

Norm was a national treasure. I’ll forever miss him.

He reading?

You think these jokers run anything.. Yeah they run their mouth.. On my ducq.. 🤣🤣

It wasn’t a joke.

Why did you have a turtle? What?

“He says to me he says”

The cure would have been a good show for norm

Stupid waste of my time I’ll never get that 4.39 minutes back

The hash slinging slasher!😂

You can see that he had no idea where that turtle came from!😂 He just invented that Nephew story when Conan asked him about it!😂

I was absolutely not ready for how hard that "The kid'll probably just put him on his back until he dies" bit was going to end up making me laugh.

Norm was the king of the meandering joke. I will miss your stories that are jokes. RIP Norm. Whenevrer I hear thunder I will think Well Norm just told God another one.

I love this joke . I love Norm.

Norm was ridiculously handsome for such a funny guy

He was not funny at all!!

Worst comedian ever,

Absolute genius

Yes I know Norm, I surely do

"The guy musta ate it!"

There’s a turtle in a shoe box. Where did it come from………what….😂

😂very familiar set ups with amazing finishes. He makes us ponder taste,originality,etc. While laughing our asses off. Sorry,I meant spewing liquids out of our nostrils.

Norm was the best!

The way he grinned after his jokes was so funny.

That fake laugh from Conan ruined the joke. Why do those late night .... to this and Lots of US people like this fakenis.

The "what?" sounds like he was distracted from what Conan said, but he was locking eyes.😂

Guy must have gone out and ate it.

He makes me laugh at stuff that AIN'T FUNNY 🤣🤣.

Holy shit, my dad told me this joke when I was 13

Conan farted over 10 times

Most solid punchline of all time

Its just not funny. Even Conan sounds enmbarrassed by it...

I was leaving work with a buddy following. I swerved to miss a turtle in the road. When I got home my buddy was laughing so hard he was crying. He mentioned the turtle and I said the one I missed? I caught the shell with my tire and Bruce said it flew across 4 lanes and the turn lane flew up high hit the pavement skidding towards the ditch a dump truck smashed it just before it looked safe.

Don't waste 4 minutes of your life. Absolutely terrible!

Ya know.

Not a big Conan fan but Norm, can't beat his delivery 👌

So handsome!!

The man made a career of telling incredibly unlikely jokes, badly, followed by unnecessary explanations of the punch lines.
Textbook comedy

Fuck me. If that’s the pinnacle of American humour shoot me now.

Oh wait, you do

Norm ruining his own jokes at the end is itself the punchline

Gimme Andre the Giant for.... 1000 $

RIP Norm!

This is hilarious

The best part is the fumbled words and slurred speech before saying “youre drunk!”

Man. I would have loved to randomly walk into a bar where Norm McDonald was the bartender.

RIP you maniac

Gawd I hated his delivery. Could never figure out how he became such a celebrated comic

Just count how many times he says "Ya know". RIP Norm, we miss ya, ya know...