Party hilariously roasts Halsin for joining the weirdos late | Baldur's Gate 3

Excuse me... What did you just say Wyll? XD

Wyll: "he's gonna make our enemies swoon themselves to death"

The Narrator herself called this game Frantic Bi Energy and interactions like this reinforce that statement.

Edit: We LIVE in horny jail, you can't send us there. We have the keys.

It's ridiculous that people seem to just understand less and less in terms of vocabulary. Half of this shit wouldn't constitute a roast.

Can we tell him no and have him leave? I hate how he shares the same space as Minthara and I’ve already had him in my party before.

I already know the Orin delete trick but I’d rather not have him go through that lol

OMG lazael

Gale, my Tav is a druid.

*THICC HUNK*

How do they all roast him? Except Karlach, she is just too nice to do roasting (I guess, she has already her temperature fixed)

As always, Astarion is the funniest

Astarion has no chill

The only roast I got from here was from Shadowheart, and even then it was just her usual dry humor if anything. Even Astarion's comment is just him stating the obvious.

The "thick hunk of an elf" from Wyll completely took me out in my playthrough 😂

Karlach, Wyll and Lae'Zel: Nice of the sexy man to join us.
Gale and Shadowheart: I'm sure he'll be a great help.

Astarion: Finally! A meat shield!

Roasts? I think you misspelled 'shamelessly thirsts for'.

Shadowheart didnt hold back 😭

Shadowhearts quips always make me laugh

Roasts? Most of the comments are anything but. 🤷‍♀️

Just imagine the party, in game, agreeing on the official name "the Weirdos" and just going around using it to introduce themselves wherever they go

Astarion 😂 I thought exactly the same when I first joined him. The perfect shield.

I was warned about them talking about how ripped he is. Of course Astarion has meat shield mentality.

booooooooooring

Halsin: Powerful Druid with several centuries of survival
The whole party: That B I G H U N K D A D D Y

I love BG3

"He will make for a most useful option to have in reserve." As if your ass doesn't spend the vast majority of the time riding the pine, Gale.

This is why I reclassed him into a Barbarian, lol

Wyll literally calls him a hunk 😂

Him being strength 10 is just a nod to the anime trope where once you join the good guys, you instantly become wayy weaker for no reason

They are thirsty for him like the rest of us

Wyll just said the gayest thing lol

Halsin will make a fine HENCHman

TTTTHICK hunk of an elf

Astarion's line about Halsin being ''an excellent shield'' if we are attacked literally made me choke xD i was drinking water at that time lmao.

I like how Halsin is this big, hunky elfman but his strength stat is literally 10.

This is great lol

sheesh Wyll is thirsty, can't blame him

All the comments about Halsin's physical power are really funny when you realize that, as a party member, he only has 10 strength. He has 16 while he's still an NPC, which makes a lot more sense. Seems to be a trend - I've heard a similar thing happens with a certain party member who joins later in Act 3.

Ah, gotta love Dragon Age