Ranking Nancy Drew video game characters by how dateable they are (tier list)

Shorty correctly in S tier

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This is an immaculate video because I just made a similar tier list on my tumblr not too long ago ashjdkasdhjfk but I was ranking the characters by how hot they are!! If I had to pick just one character to date, it'd probably be Chase asdjhfshdfk I think he's cute and sweet, but most importantly he can fix the shit I break.

Heather is a problematic fav for me 😅

Bestie you are so right aboht Taylor Sinclair

This was fun! I'd love to see a f*** marry kill video with ND characters (or the PG version of that), that would be fun! Or also maybe a tier ranking list with music, or game titles, or overall atmosphere/vibes.

This was so cool! Henry still has a place in my heart after 16 years have passed.

This is the kind of content I need!!! 💜💜💜

Okay the TOP dateable character is so hard. It's NOT Nancy, I can tell you that. It would have been Nancy, but I live in the woods and she'd be mean to me about my boots :(

Henry Bolet is a STRONG contender for me; I love his vibe, and we could work on our traumas together <3, but realistically I feel like I'd have to go all in for Wade Thornton. His red flags are unfortunately the red flags that I find very attractive (smashing the locks off his own factory because he's pissed that people are being mistreated??? HOT), and I love that he's a ghost nerd. I like a country goth. This man would fight a republican. The one thing against him is that I love him and Savannah together, but??? Why not BOTH?? I would date either of them separately, but like??? TOGETHER??? It would be a great way to compensate for all of our conflicting issues (her commitment issues would be less of a problem with THREE of us, and I could ghostwrite her book for her <3). We all have the same interests, same "country goth" vibe (they're Southern, I'm Appalachian), so I could see us all going on ghost hunting adventures, RESPECTFULLY, and we all have the same feelings about ghosts. I also have my own money because I got hella promotions at my job, so I wouldn't be asking Wade to buy me things, and I think he would appreciate me for doing my own thing and being able to take care of myself, even if he did want to take care of me.

I may have thought WAY too far into Wade and Savannah, but like??? Ideal.

Elliot Chen is also a strong contender, and I think we'd be good together as artists, but he doesn't have the same emotional PUNCH as Henry, Wade, and Savannah give me. He'd also probably call me his "big titty goth gf" and I don't know how I feel about that.

John Grey is in the same "he's hot, we have similar interests, and I don't find anything wrong with him" as Elliot, but he also lacks the emotional punch. Plus, my maiden name is Gray, so marrying him would have been swapping a letter. That's points in his favor though because when I was a kid, we got jackets with our names on them in soccer and the team manager spelled my name with an E. I could have just brought the jacket back.

I'd marry Dagny of COURSE. I like her aggressive nature and adventurous nature. I could see myself staying in inns where she's going and doing my writing while she's off treasure hunting. I'm also pretty strong and I would love to stand behind her with my arms crossed like intimidating backup muscle.

Quigly would be a STRONG contender, because I love bugs and science, and I like having time to myself so I could kind of just do my own thing while she's off on work adventures. If she wanted me to come with and be her assistant though that'd be a huge no. She's not nice if you mess up, and there probably wouldn't be wifi for me to do MY job. I think she wouldn't like that I'm a college dropout.

Soren is appealing, but also not because he is too fixated on gaining the love of his hometown. Boy, MOVE. Move away from your hometown PLEASE. He way too badly wants the approval of jerkasses who hate him for no reason, and the underlying approval issue is too much for me. I feel like he'd throw me under the bus for other people's approval.

Thanos is HOT, I like a man who will bark and growl at me, but the vibes are absolutely rancid (if he were actually just an intense theater guy playing the character?? Oh fuck yes, but he's NOT). He's like the leading man of every terrible mafia dark romance book. If I disagreed with him he'd ACTUALLY kill me and the mob would hide my body, and I feel like he'd remind me of that virtually every chance, and either he'd kill me for trying to leave, or I'd kill him in his sleep to get away. Either way, one or both of us would end up dead. I would never be able to take him seriously and he would HATE that.

Niobe, I would be her sugar mama. I don't think I could have too deep an emotional connection with her, but she's beautiful and I want her to have nice things. I just want her to make her art and not worry about money.

I feel like I'd go on one(1) date with Tino, because I'm into the rockabilly thing, but then find out he's a cop and ghost him. One condescending "sweetheart" and I'd be picking up a charge.

Charleena and I would be colleagues, since I ghostwrite romance for a living, but we'd have a massive falling out when I learned that she's a plagiarist. As a writer myself, I am strongly against plagiarism, but as a ghostwriter??? Even MORE against it, because if Charleena doesn't have it in her to come up with her own ideas anymore she should just pay a ghostwriter, not steal work from her fans.

I would date Olivia, but she feels a little too much like my ex girlfriend, so I'd only date her in a universe where I hadn't dated my ex and learned the red flags. It wouldn't end well, but like, I feel like I'd think we were friends, she would say something to the effect that we're dating, and I would just go with it until it fizzled out dully or I just straight up ghosted her suddenly. (My toxic trait is I outright ghost people on accident since I have trouble staying in one place for too long, and I don't realize how long I've been gone until it's been so long that reconnecting is awkward. In the NDU I'd need a partner who would either go with me, or had their own adventures to go on and we were cool with keeping in touch every few months.)

Girl I loved this so much. Such a niche video that I didn’t know I needed. Side note, I love some non “family friendly” ND content. We grew up with these games but were adults now and need some adult content if you know what I’m saying 😂 Colin is my problematic boy, I mean the man bought us literal sausages. That’s all I’m saying.

listen....... as a gay man I'm right there with ya with Richard Topham

Chief McGinnis is my ultimate DILF.

NED IS A SWIPE LEFT. HE'S BEEN EMOTIONALLY CHEATING ON NANCY WITH BESS, THEIR RELATIONSHP SHOULD BE OVER IN 2024!

I love your commentary on Thanos 😂 You're not wrong, though.

Agree with Abbie and Jenna. Glad you showed respect to Alejandro and Tex. I know Deidre is your weakness!

I would let Frank Hardy from Midnight in Salem ruin my life… my #1 ND crush. They had NO business making him that hot.

truly hate to say it but deirdre is 100% my type... what can i say i love mean girls
for the same reason samantha quick is also a dream date

I’ve been binging your videos and am so happy I found your channel, but I also just realized that you look exactly like Liz Gillies😭

I wouldn't mind to date Mattie at least once.

I had really fond memories of Henry from my younger years and went back to play the game. He’s lowkey rude as fuck and a little bitch boy but he looks like Gerard Way, has a hot voice, and a cool sense of style and that is, quite literally, enough for me. I’ve decided that I can fix him😌.

I feel like I could fix Scott. 🤭

Mel corbalis easily my favourite person


what surprises me the most about mel is that she isnt as catty or bitchy about people she doesnt like and instead was just honest

I feel like I’d pop Abdullah up to dream date

Always nice to find another Joe fan. I have loled him better than Frank since i was like, 9.

Swipe right means you match with the person. I think you confused the teirs

I WOULD MOST LIKE TO DATE SONNY JOON HANDS DOWN

omg i made a list of nd characters I'd date at my lowest during the covid lockdown so this video is giving me flashbacks because i was a huge red flag, i was madly in love with colin baxter lmaoooo 😭 but yes i lovee this video, your humour & taste are impeccable <3

Emily Crandall is a literal child

Ollie would definitely be leaving a racist/homophobic/transphobic/"any"phobic meme in his profile though.