[TF2] In Defense Of The Dalokohs Bar

is this some kind of health propagation xd

The Dalokohs Bar was my first lunchbox item. I got it from an item drop and it showed me that the Sandvich wasn't the only edible item in TF2. It will always have a special place in my heart for that.

I think the mechanism provided by this chocolate is very reasonable, because sugar is the easiest energy for the human body to absorb. Just like Snickers, it can replenish physical strength in a short period of time, which is like obtaining a large amount of energy that exceeds the 300 health limit in the game.
Maybe chocolate is still an unhealthy choice compared to a sandwich, but I don't think you'll live long enough to test whether your body is healthy.

Sandwich only heals 299 health

As intended banana is obviously best
If it really does overly speed up health restore from GRU (and you're not miscounting the 50 base health boost + time spent eating) then maybe it's viable for that specific scenario

IMO Dalokohs is optimal

in medieval mode (with bear claws)

SPACECHEM

it recharges pretty fast and is still a small healthkit when thrown, which will still help your burning medic buddy

Also, Natascha and brass beast have stats, that youre receiving 20% less damage when your gun is spinning and you have under 50% of your base health. Meaning that if you consume dalokosh bar, the stats counts it from 175, since your base health increased to 350. Thats why Iam running Natascha, dalokosh bar and fists of steel.

i’d use this if the time it took to eat it wasn’t as long as other lunchbox weapons

I'm a die hard heavy main, and chocky bar is a part of my main load out with the brass beast so the beast's damage resist triggers at a higher health.

I once heard a suggestion for a small tweak to the dalokohs bar that i honestly think is perfect. The change would be to simply decrease the time it takes for heavy to eat the bar of choccy (perhaps to 2 seconds). It would make heavy more mobile, mitigate it's (admittedly) pitiful healing and let heavy just, do much more, since now he won't have to stand around munching on chocolate all the time for as long.

I would also perhaps like for the health boost to last for *just a tiny bit longer*, maybe 45 secs. Although admittedly i haven't used the dalokohs in a really long time, so idk if it that'd be necessary. I honestly didn't know it lasted 30 seconds *(i did look up what stats are presented in-game to make sure; i did not remember that it does in fact state that the boost lasts 30 secs)*, but now that i do i feel like i would be able to get more use out of it

and also being a good counter to bots since they usually quickscope

Tbh i hope this will be an official weapon combo, cuz GRU burns a lot of calories cuz heavy literally runs, and Dalokohs Bar is a sweet high calories snack, so heavy basically regains his fat?

Made me buy more stress chocolate

Now i am fat

My main heavy loadout has been Brass Beast + Dalokohs bar + Fists of steel for years.

But also, I almost exclusively play Payload.

NOW THAT IVE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU!
I'd like to buy all your chocolate :)

In defense of the Fishcake les go!

I prefer the Dalokoh's Bar because mmm... yummy chocolate.

Are you secretly RT game, I cannot tell the difference between your voices

If I could redo the Dakolahs bar, I’d have it do a small heal, no max health increase, but changing overheal from %50 to 100%. That said, I’ve always like dakolahs, and use it.

Guys i just ate ten million bananas and died of radiation :(

You should really do a video defending the Loch-N-Load. People are under impression it's a terrible weapon after the nerf in Gun Mettle.

The fish background outro is so peaceful

I use the bar because I use the brass as well and I'm pretty sure the damage resistance at 50% hp is triggered sooner at 175 because the bar makes your max 350.

My brother named a strange Dalokohs Bar “Doc Louis’ Chocolate” and a KGB “Giga Mac Gloves”.

My brother tried to convince us to use the Dalokohs bar, and I think he did it. Now, I really want to see a video where he convince us about something else.... like: In Defense of Hitl...

I like the bar, it helps when i dont have a med up my ass, which as we've seen heavy isn't even the best medic target.

With my whole load out being cat bases I will always be using the dalokohs bar reskin, the fish cake. I even renamed it breakfast…



I’m coming for you next FishStick

I love the Dalokohs bar. I use it and the Brass Beast to effectively be an obstacle

unlike the banana , the sandvich and the dalokohs bar has a strange version

you lowkey sound like rtgame

I’ve always been rocking dalokohs cuz I knew how underrated it was and totally not because I unboxed a strange one and I forced myself to build up its count because I am miserable

I admittedly like this with the Warrior's Spirit. The extra health does offset the damage vulnerability a tiny bit... but sadly no speed increase. Though it is funny to menacingly be walking towards people like you're some NPC enemy in a video game. XD

This works because while the Dalokohs Bar might only heal you for 100, but it still forcibly sets your max health to 350. When the GRU is no longer out, it is designed to heal back the health that it has drained while it was out, which means that if you are regening health that the GRU drained, and then eat a Chocolate bar, all the health that the GRU drained is nearly instantly healed by the Dalokos Bar's act of forcing the Heavy's max health to become 350. So if you use the GRU to get somewhere, and then you eat, it will fully negate the health drain effect.

You rt game?

ngl i feel like it should heal 150 and if you throw it to a teammate it gives them a short speed boost i feel like it should also stack with overheal just to make it viable

The GRU tech seems really cool, didnt know about that one.

A big benefit i didn't hear mentioned- any setup time, its free health.

I use the chocolate on half the competitive maps for the first midfight and first sac wave (RGL Advanced HL). Literally no reason not to and you die 99% of the time 1st mid/sac so you respawn with sandvich if need be.

starting videos like that misses my sub lmao

I disagree with the Fists of Steel being broken however them having a weakness to fire is not only logical (steel melts) but would definitely make them a little more balanced. I don't think they're broken, though, it doesn't help the Heavy in an immediate fight because not only is melee always viable when you have a chance to just oneshot the Heavy with a crit now that he has a weakness to melee, but it takes time for him to switch to the minigun and fire it. precious seconds that any class can easily take advantage of

omnomnom nomnom

Can't the Dalokohs Bar freeze the health lost from the gru?

tldr: banana is still meta.

I'd use the chocolate if the eat animation was just slightly faster

3 max rampup rockets, 3 max rampup scattergun shots, but a single headshot from the huntsman is still an instant kill (360 damage)

Wait. Doesn't the base health increase stack with overheal?