Trump Calls for Removal of Paul Ryan from Fox News Board of Directors, Says "All You Need Is Trump"

Grazie mille! 🇮🇹

How did you achieve that smooth camera movement in this video?

RUT ROH

It's criminal that we don't get Seth this week. I wish I could make sense of their hiatus schedule.

tRump has such thin skin…thin orange skin!

I actually love Rite-Aid! I used to use them as my pharmacy and shopped at their store often until I moved. The store and pharmacy I went to were WAY better than Walgreens.

btw... Donny YOU ARE FIRED, bypass G0. No $200 NufNuf NUffin for Donny. (he's fueled by delusion and medicated by manipulating by an illusionist enabler of idiot manifestations as a torch with which to see and plan a course from a chalk map pinned under the bed onto dust bunnies with a journey to Ceres where he can be president because no one else lives there of is even within transmission distance for complaints sent by mirror only whilst the receiver is not in attendance. Not even sound can escape the designer grade gravity hole, because Trumps whine isn't annoying when it cannot be heard, and when all ignorance is forgiven as only natural and sole possible response. Trump made it too leaky to contain the bliss of ignorance any microsecond more.

Better Colombian Marching Powder than an identical mass in sporifying Bacillis anthraciis endospore slowly drifting in white puffs on the breeze of a Florida southerly as dust clouds above the future plans of tragically optimistic lifetime devotee of the top hat banker abducted off a Monopoly board mistakenly replaced by a mousetrap with a dodgie bros. rickety staircase with a bucket at the end of a draining roof gutter threatening bucket with a tradie boot on a lever. I think mate you are only a titter old enough for Ms Goldie Hawne's laughin that a German dude finds very interesting before getting whipped about the upper lobe by a woman wearing a hair net as far out of reality as EXXON honesty every year from and inclusive of 1978, when they and duPont chose to profit upon misery by poison inflicted upon all life on Earth so that only the Avarice will remain to declare as god a go shoot some endangered mammals bore extinction makes them merely brutally ignorant and habitually larcenous and shameless whilst monumentally declaring innocence a weakness for abuse by fee and in your face insult at you at how lucky they are with prey so many and so easy to shaft hat PT Barnum circus was still paying out ever burning to the ground, because new tricks would be coming along momentarily for their grift and gruel they be loving like shag carpet and high viscosity machine grease. If not suckered by a rabbit pretending to me a duck and speaking a lot like Groucho Marx sounds. You're just too young for the child abuse a former president is promising to enable as a paid tool for Chevron and the First Nation People to make a toxic mess out of being accident prone with chemicals cooked out of things so long dead they have forgotten they are neither milk nor honey, and just ancient pickled epoch of wildfire flood and mass extinction, leaking like wet dynamite at a town hall boot stomp, grinning like a lunatic monkey with a book of matches sitting on top of a near empty barrel of benzene fumes.

I think Biden chose to do both debates before SNL debuts on purpose. You guys should just do a debate sketch as a cold open when you get back.

Appears that Seth Meyers is on vacation again, gotta find a stand up who enjoys working

Would be a good thing

Paul Ryan is disgusting.

That's why Trump insisted on the debates being done standing - if you put him in a seat, he'll fall asleep!

Seth, I had to look up "gorp".
Sorry to find out your secret....

GORP (Good Ol’ Raisins & Peanuts) should’ve gotten a bigger laugh.

Paul Ryan was on track to the presidency but his first direct experience with Trump was enough for him to see that he would have to play Trump’s game and compromise his own integrity. He was man enough to step back.

Loved the impression of Wacko Warner from Animaniacs.

Ryan had the Steele dossier,truth will be exposed,Russia Russia Russia hoax paid for by Hilary

Will Biden ask Tromp if he prefers the upper or lower of the bunkbed at Rikers??

Gorp!

It is incredible that dt thinks he has the power to just spit it out and all will obey his wishes. Unfortunately so many do but it never occurred to him that most just ignore him.

Who TF does he think he is? Show him 'The Hand'. What a LOSER cry baby.

So happy to know my Rite Aid at Sunset/Fairfax in Hollywood is going to remain open. But yes it looks like they are closing. Snoozeville, but i love that.

Trump is Dangerous why can't people see it

Ryan was one.of tRUMPs enablers! Dah

You are not funny

Were those Orcas flying?

Paul Ryan helped create the monster. Only fitting it turned on him.

Trump telling Murdoch what to do , wonder if he will attend murdochs wedding to the Russian ex wife of a fellow Putin employee/ oligarc Roman Abramovich. That would really be a Work do/Office party of Putins stooges with the wives acting as interpreters/ carrier pigeons for their boss Putin.

We don’t call it gorp anymore…it’s trailmix

“All you need is tr*mp,
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bong.”

The silence at the mime joke was fitting.

Was DJT in the back seat? Seems appropriate.

Great geek impression, Seth. It seems to come so naturally. 😆

Where I'm from. Geek means Meth head

I don’t think Seth needed to pull that geek face to get that joke across…

America is calling for th?e removal of the donald.

Please stop calling him "former president" trump. He hates that and I think we should be annoying him as much as possible

Sure trump says everyone should be able to say whatever they want Exept Paul Ryan what a hypocrite or hypo your choice on trump Mr Shitzenpants

Please vote Democrat.

Let’s see just how much power trump has, if he can get Ryan removed!

Trump knows that Paul blows Joe!

This guy voice sounds like a drunk dude all the time. It's unbearable.

Who is ‘Donald Trump’ ?

All sane, ethical, intelligent Americans are actually waiting for only ONE news headline: The morbidly obese, trans-fat-clogged, rage-hormone drenched, never exercised body has finally shouted: "You're FIRED."

I think they are closing those pharmacies because they didn't spell the name right. Without the support of the jackal community, a drug store chain has no chance.

I hear Alberto is serious. Rated V O 5.

Wait, SeaWorld is still a thing?? what years is this