The Tsar Who was Killed 4 Times | The Lives & Times of Dmitri Ivanovich

Now that Wagner commander Dmitry Utkin has been killed in a plane crash, maybe it is time for Poland to make another false Dmitry.

I AM DIMITRI!

This had me rolling on the floor and absolutely explains why Russia is so damn absurd to this very day😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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The Eastern Orthodox Church is really not cool about fourth marriages as any fan of the Macedonian Dynasty will remember.

I love the Dr. Who music!!!

Americans stop trying to tell Russian history! It’s all bullshit!

Reincarnation on steroids.

This is a classic

In Flavian Rome they had a similar problem with Neros popping up in the Eastern provinces. In Tudor England, Prince Richard of Shrewsbury, the younger of the Two Princes in the Tower, kept showing up in Burgundy, Scotland or the Low Countries to challenge Henry VII and Henry VIII.

I can't believe Disney passed up on Dimitri and went with Anastasia instead, I mean she only came back from the dead once! OK, so it works with the whole Disney Princess trademark, but you know what's all the rage now? FRANCHISES! And the tale of Dimitri is a natural 3 part franchise all prepackaged amd ready to animate..... then theres the requisite live action remake amd Disney+ low budget animated series that'll run for 2 seasons and have nothing at all to do with the story......

Was this a April fools video from long ago?

Clearly, with his 3rd last breath he cursed Poland, and so it became a resource for its neighbours

That brings up a good point what I’d the real Dimitri had actual survived.

Dude ive been bingewatching you for hours now. I have children dammit! Oh well, one more and then ill feed them

Nobody:
Dimitri: I am legion

bruh wtf going on in russia 💀

Dimitri's week:
Sunday: Die
Monday: Reappear after a while
Tuesday: Become the Tsar
Wednesday: Die
Thursday: Disappear for a while
Friday: Reappear after a while
Saturday: Become the Tsar

To say westernized as a positive is pretty bigoted

"Kalinka" playing and speeding up every time what "ACTUALLY" happened was described was an amazing touch.

I’m not sure which is more ridiculous this guy’s repeated attempts at being the Tsar or Santa Anna’s presidential terms.

This guy is a totem collector no questions asked

The immortal queen bit did not age well.....

Broke: Napoleon’s Grande Armée

Woke: Poland-Lithuania’s Winged Hussars

Or.. or.. He was a vampire from Clan Tzimisce all along! Who got bored of the game.. cultivated the Romanovs and stepped back onto the stage as Rasputin later! Dramatic Music!

This will definitely not be a major or minor story hook for the next time I run Vampire the Masquerade.. nope

This would be a great Death of Stalin type farcical movie

The real Dimitri watching everything go down: “can everyone please stop impersonating me?!”

I have an announcement. I am actually Dmitry, the rightful Tsar of Russia. Yes, I survived all that time living somewhere in Siberian Taiga. Obey me.

Well here’s the thing. I’m actually Demitri I didn’t really die that time and I will take my rightful place from that putin guy!

>teapot in the sky
I like you rakham, but this crap is beneath you

Russia: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson young man!'

Maybe it's time Poland finds another Russian boy who just so happened to survive after all of these years to lead Russia again?

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Will the real Dimitri please stand up

Jeff Bezzos Elen and Bush as the Illuminati is just pure gold!!

The Life and Suffering of False Dmitri.

Hello Putin,
Miraculously saved tsarevich Aleksiey lives in Warsaw.

Dimitri bits are perfect, amazing choice of music. I salute ya

when in doubt, get Dmitri

How come in all his depictions, False Dimitri I has a modern hairdo?

That painting of Dimitri gives me nightmares.

This is what's happening to JFK jr right now.v

Dmitri: With the help of Polish Nobility gets the throne of Russia
Russians: Kill dmitri and fire his ashes out of cannon
Dmitri: I'll fuckin' do it again!

Y'all are overcomplicating this, the answer is obvious!



...obviously, they're monozygotic quintuplets, living an illusory shared single identity, working in shifts and briefing the others!

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