SCP 4656 - Significant Figures

So glad it's Friday.Might take a road trip tomorrow

I’ve heard of an antimeme, though an anti-infohazard is a new one to me, though I suppose it makes sense that they exist too

There is no connection.

Mankind in its present state has been around for a quarter of a million years, yet only a small fraction of that has been of any significance.

So, what did we do for nearly 250,000 years? We huddled in caves and around small fires, fearful of the things that we didn't understand. It was more than explaining why the sun came up, it was the mystery of enormous birds with heads of men and rocks that came to life. So we called them "gods" and "demons", begged them to spare us, and prayed for salvation.

In time, their numbers dwindled and ours rose. The world began to make more sense when there were fewer things to fear, yet the unexplained can never truly go away, as if the universe demands the absurd and impossible.

Mankind must not go back to hiding in fear. No one else will protect us, and we must stand up for ourselves.

While the rest of mankind dwells in the light, we must stand in the darkness to fight it, contain it, and shield it from the eyes of the public, so that others may live in a sane and normal world.

We secure. We contain. We protect.
— The Administrator

The conceptual/ontological SCPs are the best. If the writer is good enough to create a metaphysical context, they become a joy to think about. Thanks for the video!

Yippy!

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Every time I look at the screen I’m like ‘fuck I’m taking bleeding damage!’

Some people really need to use more significant figures in their calculations. Then they'll see that the numbers are not the same after all, and thus the connections do not exist.

Red string connecting pictures and random words on a cork board

The way I've conceptualized this SCP is that it's schitzobabble or esoteric gobbledygook being potentially proved via mathematical (or mathematical -esk) axioms, which either universally combines concepts, universally links concepts, or universally obliterates them, depending on whether the creator can divulge and prove such ideas.

Simply put, this is a aggressive, contagious, reality-altering Terry Davis/John Nash-type schizophrenia. No wonder it's Keter class, holy crap.

Ngl you can skip 5 mins of this
not readers fault

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Whoop whoop fresh meat let's eat! Seattlerockrrgrrrl

Ha ha FORMER VP BIDEN ha ha because that's what he actually is. That's a steven Crowder joke nice

There is no connection.

:)

Idk I think there might be a connection

(Background picture): We shall cross our schwartz to make the connection.

Idk man, I think I recognize the connectione in the water...