Every Time Patches Kicks You Off A Ledge

Patches has to be the most motivated character in the soulsbornering universe

oh so that's what happens if you dont kill him on sight...

You forgot when he makes us open a bomb chest and separates a bridge while we are crossing in Shadow Tower Abyss

If there's one thing I hate in FromSoftware games it's patches, fuck this son a bitch.

Patches is the only good character in Dark souls and Elden ring

Such a cheeky scamp.

In portuguese we call this "mas que fela da puta"

Demon's Souls remake characters are horrid. I really dislike how they changed their designs from the original Demon's

Literally the reason I kill patches on sight.

The height he kicks you down in Elden Ring easily takes the cake. It's a good thing that the Tarnished is made of steel

good british people representation

HES IN BLOODBORNE I DID NOT KNOW THAT OMGDNESS

I speak mostly Spanish, so I like to play my games in spanish, so when I played bloodborne, I was kind of surprised it had spanish dub since Fromsoftware doesn’t normally do it with their games, but I was more surprised when I met patches, not only cause he was a spider, but in the latam spanish version he had the same voice actor as Joel from The Last of Us XD
It was so ridiculously hilarious being kicked of a ledge from Joel

Never gets old.

Patches, The Souls God

patches known as One kick man

Really to see him in seikiro

Bloodborne is the best one

i‘ve killed this annyoying bastard immediately in elden ring

This is a certified patches classic

first time he did it to me I wanted to kil him so bad
but now I love him

Damn, in Elden Ring and the remaster of Demon's Souls he's just so rough, lol

Mans been kicking me off things ever since i was a Lord Slayer to a God Killer

WTF I was never kicked by him in DS3 nor Elden Ring lol
In Ds3 I never completed his questline in the dlc and in Elden Ring.... well I accidentally killed him :(

Patches really said THIS IS SPARTA

lol he did it in shadow tower too

i killed patches in elden ring what'll happen do i just not get kicked down?

Personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.

I’ve never played a souls game in my life before elden ring and just killed him immediately lol

I hate how the games constantly treat this as if you've fallen for something and it's just like, "No I didn't. I know who you are, I know that voice, I know that fucking shtick. Just hurry up and get it over with SO I CAN START THE QUEST LINE ALREADY!!!"

look at the height he kicks our character... how could we fall off a cliff and not getting die? but in the game... every little fall, hit us more damage than a boss kkkk

I personally believe that Patches from all the games are the same person, traveling about and trolling people in a way, while also teaching them

How come patches never kicked me in Elden ring??

he doesn't do it in sekiro cause wolf would grapple his ass down with him and proceed to end his life 💀

See me personally I killed him I wasn’t letting that slide

Some things nerver change huh

I’m here after after he just kicked e off a Cliff in mt gilmire in Elden ring. I’m gonna kill him 😒😒

The only game you don't get kicked by patches seems to be Sekiro

Next everytime patches apologises to you

souls players be like
"dammit patches, you do this shit 7, maybe 8 more times and there will be some serious consequences"

You know in Elden Ring it feels different, like he is trying to save us from certain death

Imagine if he was In Sekiro

Every age , it seems , is tainted by the greed of men , rubbish to one such as I, devoid of all worldly wants!
Makes you question who's really full of sh*t.

so we can survive falling a hundred feet but not a simple 10 foot drop?

Can't wait to see him in armored core vi

It really is on us for falling for it every time tho

The only NPC I do not regret killing