Why You Wouldn't Survive a Jurassic Park/World Dinosaur Outbreak (ft. Roanoke)

I literally couldn't help but make a WYWS on dinosaurs. Hope yall like it, this may be my last video for a bit (unless I decide to churn out a quick zombie sins on The Jurassic Dead) as I put my full efforts into making WYWS the SCP Keter Class (2000-4000) Part 2, which will also probably be over an hour long sometime next month! In the meantime whats your fave dino and what do you think the next Jurassic Wrold will be like? Give a thanks to my guest Roanoke for chipping in and my editor Wisefish for making this video possible! Links to their channel in description!

Some people can't even survive food with gluten, much more dinosaurs

i'd probably survive. after all the US has a veritable menagerie of high explosives. so long as i'm far enough away from ground zero, i'd be fine.

I STILL have a reoccurring nightmare about a t-Rex chasing me 😂 no joke, I think it’s a way to relieve stress

I mean it wouldnt just swallow u, ur gonna get crunched crushed chomped on, those t rex steak knives are gonna stab into ya...we dont like to just swallow steak no? We love chewing on it to get that flavor juiciness texture taste...imagine same for carnivores

This.
Is an epic crossover

In all actuality, the humans would probably be at way more risk from the herbivores.
Big herbivores are ridiculously aggressive

I mean, ny car can go 160 mph, my car could outrun them

Am I able to download Jurassic park the game on PC? Or do I have to buy a Xbox to play it bc I can't get it on steam. can someone give some information please.

Imagine the herbivores hunting you...

Compys are the scariest to me, especially with how thier venom effects things..... imagine being eaten alive by tiny dinos but you can only feel weak as the vemon takes hold

garbage video and argument. just put your hands out and say STOP to the dinosaurs and win for free

Is that Roanoke?

I identify as Wolverine, so I win. And I have every super power.

Since this is usually a zombie channel, my first thought was someone getting their arm bit off by a T-Rex, and then slowly mutating into one.

Today I learned nedrey was not played by drew Carey

The spino had a bite force of about 4200lbs per s,i and had curved long teeth mainly used for catching slippery prey.
the t-rex had a bite force of about 430,000 lbs per s,i with teeth that where meant to crunch bone like butter unless the trex decided to give the spino an edge and fight in water there is no way in hell a spino could bag a rex

All firearm issues in Jurassic Park/World are made to be useless due to plot devices. The andominous did not take a direct hit, it took what would be the equivalent of an upcharge grenade. A minigun will take out plenty of the smaller carnivores

Actually a Dino did eat a child and it was a baby it was killed by compies

Funny that you mentioned asexual reproduction, given the last movie...

I’d just change the title from outbreak to break out.

Great vid

I had a dream one time that Robert Muldoon and Owen Grady were in a bar fight and Muldoon won

OK let’s be honest Jurassic Park velociraptors are not trainable do not like Jurassic World fool you Chris Pratt is a dick so let’s just let’s just be honest real Raptors would rip your throat out even Chris Pratt’s throat ! Oh yeah and one more thing Robert Muldoon was better than Owen Grady ok he was ! I’m sorry it’s just I don’t like Chris Pratt and it sucks that he’s playing as Mario growing up with the first 3 Jurassic park movies Bob Peck’s Robert Muldoon was and still is my favorite character in Jurassic park as a hole he is the real Raptor expert in my opinion he knew Raptors were dangerous and cannot be tamed.

for love of I keep telling people this Robert Muldoon was not Australian he was British ! The actor Bob peck was British !

Their are alive like me… BITCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well…..I did so suck it

Never forget that most people that gets badly attack by animals actually get attack by herbivores! So beware of them veggiesaurus! Also, a lot of people would SURVIVE this ''apocalypse'' because most of those animals would focus on SURVIVING not on attacking like in the movies. The blatant free killings always get me laughing. The biggest problem wouldnt even be those enormous carnivores since we could actually hunt them efficiently (dont thrust those movies who lets t-rex getting shot at several times and acting like dis but a scratch), no the biggest problem would be the effect on the biodiversity... Finally spinosaurus definitely did NOT have a stronger bite than a tyrannosaurus, bro compare the tickness of their neck, the ticker the neck, the stronger the bite.

The novel dinosaurs are some what worse...

Dominion came out and now there’s giga quetz and theri and Pryor and atrociraptors

I’m the book the trex are the little girl and the compys ate a baby in a crib

No hate on gays but all the dinosaurs being completely female is a plot hole correct me if I’m wrong please. Also the only thing that’s realistic about these movies are the hybrid dinosaurs why I say that because fiction is made up and so are they which in both contacts it makes sense. One more thing the fact that the dinosaurs can change gender is fucking weird and strange again no hate gays I’m just pointing out the obvious which most of wouldn’t believe anyways so yeah.

If we were going off the books the dinosaurs you would definitely not a chance survive those could go underwater they were ruthless hell the Dilophosaurus is like four times the size of the average human Plus the mosasaurus is basically the Cthulhu of the sea

It should be noted that the compies also have a paralyzing venom. So when they swarm and start biting you you’ll eventually become frozen and feel everything as they eat you alive.

the compays, those little dinosaurs have a side effect from genetic engineering, the bites, the saliva, makes you sleepy. no one mentioned this in the movies but it's in the books. I am the ultimate Jurassic Park fan! praise me PRAISE ME!

It’s pretty obvious why you wouldn’t survive

Lol The I-rex did not even take direct hits from neither the minigun nor the rocket launcher even a horde of those will get murked by a group of equiped hunters let alone a military

Quit exaggerating for once.

Hey, let's be clear on something, Lawyers are not human, they are barely alive! Something like undead, blood sucking. Something or other...

Y did he keep saying variations of the T. rex when talking about the other carnivorous dinosaurs like all of them are just Rex’s that look different

Like Alan Grant said
the dinosaurs of Jurassic park
Are theme park monsters

The plants didn't make the dinosaur sick. She checks it's poop and says it's not eating the poisonous plant. The triceratops is sick because it's in labor.

Has anyone told him they made a sixth

I also don't understand that why they thought the herbivores Welton try to protect themselves if they feel threatened. Just because they don't west meet doesn't make them any less dangerous.

The fact that they really thought they could domesticate a t-rex still astounds me.

Survival rates would be low but there is ways to possibly extend your life by a few hours.
(As a note, we as humans done some shitty stuff to animals for the name of science so with that information, there is a possibility that the information can be valid.)
Lets go to the beginning and looking at the raptor enclosure, the first scene, to prevent that casualty either have people shoving against the crate or have special locks.
As for the raptor enclosure, looking it over, the eagerness for the raptors to escape, it can be best assume the raptors were under intense stress. One they were put into a cramp enclosure and they do not know when food will come.

We did this sort of study with wolves, when first studying wolves, whats his name put them in conditions and said that wolves fight for dominance and superiority.
Imagine if I were to come around, kidnap you and put you into American prisons then record how humans function, but when whats his name went into the wild, he realized he was wrong, all his studies were wrong.

So for raptors, give them a giant enclosure to run around, give them a number of animals such as rabbits and deer to run around freely, then have a few human care takers to associate the raptors as good creatures.

Nedry however, one give more appreciation to your IT guy, like seriously. If you own and pay an IT team, go and tell them their efforts and work is extremely appreciative and maybe give them a minor monthly bonus.

Ok for Trex, if it has poor eye sight, do not shine the flashlight and stay in the vehicle, try not to shit or piss yourself, the poor eye sight will prevent it from figuring out windows.
When running from the Trex, run through the dense forest, possibly get into small tunnel gaps that it iwll get stuck in.
Dilos, Nedry did the correc thing to distract it with a stick but failed to capitalize, also turnign your back on a predator is a good way to put 404 on your birth certificate.
To prevent them from spitting, shield your eyes with something or your arms, there is a good chance a single dilo has a single shot to use.