Unintentional ASMR - Michael Guzzio Shamanic Healing at New Mexico Naturopathic Medical Show (Loop)

the breath of the divine mother blows upon you but she just ate onions

The chemicals he is using and starting fires.... I am terrified right now, not relaxed. I don't know how that guy could stand there with his eyes closed listening to the crazy stuff going on around him.

Baggy jeans are part of the uniform

This is an origin story to Carrie.

So the prophecy was foretold...

The bandana reminds me of prison Mike 😂

Michael " Seven Angels" Guzzio has taken over the neuropathic racket in new mexico from Tomasso "Eggplant rollitini" Scarpezio

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Do you think he loses his power if he takes off the bandana?

Grandmother Willow is here too, and she’s laughing hysterically.

If I spat paper at someone, I’d probably get belted

Who’s gonna clean up all that mess???? …YO!

"Arch angel Michael is not here due to a scheduling conflict but sends his loving winds and a thumbs up"

Zoom in on her face throughout this... she's creepy.

Is anyone gonna talk about how this guy stand there for over an hour

The only one you should be accepting is Jesus Christ as your Savior. The angels can't save you.

Michael on GTA 6 will be like:

Anyone who laughs at this but takes religion seriously needs to step back and take a looooooooooong look at themselves.

What a load of shit!

Ay first I thought this was foolish, then I saw a bad camera angle where it looked like the dude with long hair was cupping the guys balls and realize im living in a glass house

"And last but not least, Archangel Master Splinter is here with you"

I can never decide whos more mental, the person performing it, the person who signed up for it, or me watching this absolute madness at 2am

"Kelly stepped into the studio. He was nervous meeting his aunt again, after that devastating Thanksgiving that tore the family apart. His aunt had insisted on conducting a seance with the turkey. The family hadn't been the same since that fight but Mum insisted. And she had promised him $50 plus a slab of Bud Light. But when he saw the circle on the floor he couldn't help thinking to himself; "Please not again. She isn't going to try and sacrifice me to the Ostrich Gods again, surely?" That was the worst Christmas a nine year old could ever dream of."

The chick in the chair obviously trained in the Alexander technique lol

I’m getting second hand embarrassment as a fellow white person

It’s a great relief to know arch angel azreal isn’t there yet

The woman in the chair physically looks like she belongs there

This guy and Saul are my favorite on this show ..

Do these people ever get to some point and be like, wtf is this guy saying? Like, when he pulls out the egg, do they think, "ah yes, an egg, representing the fragility of life as well as the strength of birth and growth, naturally this perfect container will be a container for all his negative energy." Or do they hear him say that the egg is going to absorb all his negative energy, and they just think, "no the fuck it won't, it's just an egg."

Ted Cruz as a college student.

Michael's Shamanic Healing is so powerful, he is capable of making 2014 look like 1984.

The lady in the background creeps me out. Its like she's barely moving, abd smiles like a stepford wife

beer gut, ridiculous headband, old t-shirt, sagging jeans. 10/10 healer

Donatello is with you

mixing christianity with shaman vodoo mumbo jumbo
oh the irony

I've listened to this so many fucking times! 😂

The woman in the chair is actually a ghost that only the shaman can see.

This is blasphemous, God is a he.

He might want to invest in some suspenders & bigger T-shirt to cover his swollen liver.

The fact that Kelly didn't burst out laughing when the feathers came out is proof the archangels were there

Easy with the egg, fella. They’re 6 bucks a dozen!

Man, this guy is good.

I’m listening to this while I play Ark, and right as I jumped into the ocean to swim to herbivore island, he said “just keep breathing. Breathe in all the love”

Kelly van Dilla is now a trans woman actress. No kidding ... look it up.
Archangel Raphael really did have big plans for him.. err her.