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Hey bro can i tell you i searching this cuz like a year back i had a dream about him it was vivid asf and i never nev about it after i started to look him up in greek mythology creatures and stuff it showed up and learnd its name was cthulhu so , now how i had a dream about this thing without knowing its existence then now i see it everywhere 🥹😭
ОтветитьAnd Cuthulu is basically bottom of the proverbial hierarchy of the Great Old Gods
ОтветитьCthulhu isn’t a god, it’s a priest for the gods. Which is even scarier, considering that the gods in Lovecraft’s fiction, such as Azathoth and Yog Sothoth are literally not only the most powerful and terrifying beings in existence, but they are literally existence itself.
ОтветитьRising of squidward
ОтветитьId box foo, squid man can catch these hands
ОтветитьCthulu: ...
Me: I was bored and kinda-
Bards: i was bored and kinda (silly) figured i should pick up a book, found the necronicon figured i should take a look i did the chants and did the dance and much to my surprise an ancient diety with tentacles and glowing eyes he poured some wine and said lets have some fun now chthulu knows why they call me the deep one-
ОтветитьNon euclidean geometry.😮
ОтветитьPopped up near Tonga one day and played with people like rubber duckies.....near Big Mamma's Island
ОтветитьThe illustrations for it are so lame. “Bro. Octopus with tentacle mouth.” Cool.
ОтветитьIts pronounced "H-loohloo"
ОтветитьGet lost! Squidward!
ОтветитьCthulhu: yes, it’s all fiction
ОтветитьBut can this this guy defeat the evil kraken?
ОтветитьMy mind always pronounces it as "see-thoo-hoolu" 💀
ОтветитьThing is though he isnt a god. Hes a cosmic entity yes but he isnt nearly the highest ranking member of the great old ones he is simply the high priest
ОтветитьListen to the audiobook
ОтветитьIt’s funny though,
I’ve just watched a movie about this mythological creature last night.
The movie called, underwater.
He also attacked chicago
ОтветитьBRO YOU STUPID THE C IS SILENT IDIOT
ОтветитьHe is worshiped by some cults as a deity. So people have faith that he is real, but he isn’t the loving god you think of.
ОтветитьWhy did Cthulhu call me gay bruh
ОтветитьIf you think about it, he’s just a dude trying to take a nap and his neighbors keep waking him up.
ОтветитьIf Cthulhu did exist, and knows everything that humans think of, oh boy, he's gonna fear me knowing very well what i put in rhe group chat
Ответитьazathoth : great job son
terraria players: why tf is my yoyo talking
you forgot to mention the war of dryads vs cthulhu that happened 500 years ago
ОтветитьAll that for yog sosoth to solo🗿
ОтветитьI will bring his head
ОтветитьI'm from Philippines and the Pacific ocean is beside the pH
ОтветитьSounds like my ex wife
Ответитьwhy is cthulhu so sexy?
ОтветитьIf Kratos obliterated an entire god pantheon, then would be another walk in the park for him.
ОтветитьI have a theory the creator saw him went mad and his drawimg is him attempting to show us
ОтветитьI kinda have a weird feeling when I hear the pronunciation as ka • thu • lhu. I've always, since the first time I've read Lovecraft's work, in my mind the most natural way to pronounce its name is thu • lhu.
I know there's no write or wrong way, but it sounds so natural for mi as cthulu (mute c)
My butthole hairs
ОтветитьFor being an immortal god it picked the most emo like place to be 💀
ОтветитьI wish this aint fictional 😈
Ответить“Thank goodness this is all fictional.”
the bloop entered the chat
ok thank you for telling me that he's a demon that someone created!
ОтветитьVilgax : " I am Cthulhu"
Ben : "Im fast as f boi"
Fearless wretch, insanity,
He watches, lurking beneath the sea
Great old one, forbidden sight,
He searches, hunter of the shadows is rising
Just imagine it’s real 🤯
ОтветитьYeah right we didn’t see it for years. It’s 2023 get over it.
ОтветитьWe as humans have only explored like max 30% of our oceans so there could be a possibility of some big creature in the depths of the ocean
ОтветитьAs someone who’s been in the deepest darkest corners of the internet Cuthlu ain’t no biggie
ОтветитьI think the idea that “you can’t comprehend it” is scarier than “giant octopus bat”
ОтветитьThis helped me out thank you
ОтветитьPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Whats this can u explain it?
🧢🧢I would look at Cthulhu and challenge him to a staring contest
ОтветитьChulhu: exists
man from the 60s: sneezes
Chutlhu from the 2016: bless you