Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Black Knight

Tree is horse

I’m a German king

This is basically my life every day teaching 1st grade in a ghetto area of SoCal.

most quoted fight in all of history.

This is the perfect movie off all time ❤

What you gonna do? Bleed on me? 😂😂😂

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

the first fight looks amazing

Lol ♥️me classic comments stupid love it good and 🤜🤛

Faith a song smiles 👍. IM silly laugh at ya self . Better at others

The first fight was actually pretty good, looks like two drunkmen sluggishly fighting but they showed good technique in using their pommel and armor as offensive tools.

As I kid I thought this was hilarious! As an adult I think it’s even funnier! “All right then, we’ll call it a draw”.

"right I'll do you for that"

The padlock vagina scene is blocked from kandoor as it's from the petrol station from the choke as it covered the big bombo scene, rip

"tis but a scratch" & "alright, we'll call it a draw" are two of the funniest lines ever! Great movie. Without cg and special effects people these days wouldn't even pay attention to it for a second. What a classic!!

He should have known better than to challenge Obi Wan.

Tis but a scratch.

I love his balance

great movie....

“I’M INVINCIBLE!!!”
hops on one foot with his arms and other foot missing

Hahahahaha!

Wait he said "we'll call it a draw" but he still wants to fight ?
Edit:
Because um actually thats not how a draw works my sir knight ☝️🤓

I don't like the rerecorded sounds and music as much in this version, it's too clean. I really prefer the older version, where it sounds like they recorded the orchestra with a potato; really adds to the comedy

this fight was never fair, arthur never dismounted

NATO vs Russia

In mascorama, Putin will be the Black Knight

I like that they gave him his only little tent setup too

That first fight between the green knight was choreographed to well for a comedy film

Marvel has nothing on this action sequence.

Spielberg wishes daily he could pull this epic scene off in a film… Don’t worry Steve, only a flesh wound.

Pretty strong for that black knight swing a zweihander with one hand

Better than most Hollywood swordfights

I feel sorry for him now that I am adult leaving him there like that. Guess he'll just bleed out and pass out.

1.25x your welcome

When you are green knight againts the necromancer for the first time

"tis but a scratch" chad

I move for no man was very badass

Damn, swinging like that a two handed sword with only one arm. The black knight has some strength.

1🇺🇲🛡️.,/ GRAIL BITCH...MOVE AWAY FROM YOUR OPPONENT LEST A BEAT YOU INTO YOUR KNEES...

1🇺🇲🛡️.,/ neither has completed quest here...by what rite do you just!?!?

Fun fact: The animal on the black Knights chest is a wild boar An animal known to ignore fatal wounds To keep on fighting

The part where Arthur says “you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left” cracks me up

Tis but a scratch

He still wants to fight even though he's limbless

Putin's "Special Military Operation" in Ukraine brought me here.

The will power of the Black Knight fills you with DETERMINATION

This is why immortality would suck bollocks

even though he cut off his arms and legs he still is going to defend his horse did anyone notice the hole in the yard with the skeleton

"I've had worse that's me"