Looks like somebody hit record a little too late. I wonder who was in there!
Blender 2.8 is in beta, so I decided to try re-rendering this in the new Eevee renderer. Eevee isn't as powerful, but it's much faster, which allows me to achieve higher framerates and resolutions! I may be using this renderer for future animations. :D Not all modifiers are working yet, so it looks a bit different, but I figured I'd show it off anyway!