Cute Anime Girl vs Disgruntled Old Man (Amelia Watson vs DSP)

Will you do one with Chloe? She solve it in a way similar to DPS except it wasn't by "accident" and she was laughing all the time because something yabai.

This is gold 😆

As meh as Phil's solution was it could still have been easily salvaged if Phil had just noticed the platform starting to lower before getting held up and broke off the bridging pieces.

"they say human potential is infinite... they forget infinite stretches in both directions" ~Sora, No Game No Life

Lol trash game

an example why i would watch a vtuber over a regular streamer

Oh my gosh, I'm like this guy but less complaining.
Just suck at puzzles, and thought to myself who would watch me play online?
Unless there is an audience, who want to watch someone horribly play video games, but still has fun. 😂

The worst part is he literally goes “why would we solve it that way? that seems dumb” and looks at the construct and says “what do we even need that for?”

Yes Phil, why would you solve it that way? Why is that construct there?

Part of me is surprised he beat this game but then I remember he had chat holding his hand the entire time

DSP's braincells are fried from fapping all the time

Can't figure out a simple puzzle.
Ignores half the puzzle.
Solves it by accident.
Bitches that the puzzle was too simple.

I love how Amelia does it like any normal person would do it while phill does it in the most tedious way possible lmao

That puzzle used up so many of Phil’s mental ‘facilities’ that he couldn’t even find the right word.

DSP complaining about a puzzle game not explaining how to do it is hilarious. Has he never played a Zelda game before?

DSP is the definition of work harder, not smarter.

I'm actually very disappointed for DSP, if anyone is good on playing with balls on stream he should be that guy.

Ame is a detective, that's why the simpleton didn't even figure out the right way to solve the puzzle.

The funny part isn’t the fact that Phil couldn’t figure out the puzzle the way Nintendo intended players to solve, but rather he assumes the game is bad due to the fact that he couldn’t out how the puzzle was supposed to be solved right when he saw what he had to work with. This man is funny for all the wrong reasons.

I can't believe that lolcow is still around. I remember laughing at his let's plays over 10 years ago.

who the fuck is dsp

DSP might literally be the only person that would critique a PUZZLE for not explaining itself.

* mario 64 music starts *
DSP: But first * snort * I have to complain about "bugged mechanics" .

DSP plays every game he's ever touched like a fucking game journalist. His stupidity and ignorance makes me cringe in the worst way possible. It's one thing to be intellectually challenged, but to actively call a game bad without even investigating what happened and why the puzzle solved itself is just a whole other level.

Dumb Hick dude vs Smart Hic girl

DSP makes my fking brain rot. Him and LTG.

the pannen reference is 😙👌

Im so dead 😂 thanks for explaining why dsps ball joint thing worked in the end because i was confused as i have never played this one

To be fair, DSP is not the highest bar

He genuinely appears to have a low IQ. He even looks at the cart and sarcastically mocks it instead of stopping to think what he may be able to do with it.
This guy's gonna be alone and miserable forever.

dude got outsmarted by an anime girl. I love this timeline

笑死

That yellow text and the music near the end... was that a Pannenkoek reference?

My only problem with the whole thing is that people call this a puzzle, is like those cubes that help very small children to learn the figures.

Why hasn't anyone killed him yet

I thought it was salvini from the thumbnail

Glass Onion flashbacks:
"So dumb its brilliant..."
"NO! ITS JUST DUMB!"
Sony use that man as a stand in for every gamer xD

Let it be known that Amelia has had several traumas to the head, as explained by her. So yes, someone with BRAIN DAMAGE is smarter than dsp.

This is funny on so many levels. I really love how this game lets even simpletons “solve” the puzzles in their own “special” way

WHY ARE THESE THE BALLS PHIL HAS TROUBLE HANDLING ON STREAM

Cute anime girl vs Disgruntled old man
Mayo% vs Mayo
Pidgeon vs Journalist
It really is narcissism isnt it?

Never forget that DSP is the actual cited reason why nobody will shut the fuck up and let you think in God of War Ragnarok. Santa Monica really thought everyone was that fucking brainless.

Disgruntled is a funny word

Anime detective Gremlin vs the real Gremlin xD

Ame: "What are these, a bunch of little BALLS? "

It seems like he still doesn’t know how to use RATIONS

What’s the music at the end?

"Why is this vehicle here near a scooping part?? Stoopid gaem... I'mma stick all the spheres together... so tedious!"

Jesus Christ dude....

Both are pretty hot 😏

This guy probably a game journalist