Patrick is a Touhou player

patrick is playing on lunatic

That perfectly cut pichuun

This is exactly what it felt like when I first played EOSD

Ow! Right in the hitbox!!

WAIT U DONT GET BONUS SPELLCARDS IF THE TIMER IS RAN OUT

saigyouji flawless nirvana 2

I like how his death was cut off

Patrick basically has no hitbox to begin with.

this is true can confirm. You will likely die when you shouldn't die.

Most of this video: Touhou

Last second: Raiden

People talking about all the sound edits (which are great) but not editing the snowballs off of Patrick’s head

Man, the Stage 5 boss was easily one of the hardest bosses of Undersea Danmaku Revolution.

He’s a stand user and a Touhou player

Honestly most of the time i die because i moved into a bullet

tool assisted patrick

The wakasagihime theme fits them since they are in water 💀

pulls out gun
Son, imma teach you what a REAL battle of bullets looks like

Patrick is pro touhou player.

SpongeBob shot sound like oraooraora

huh?? easy modo??

Marisa vs reimu

Perfection

The charge sound over spongebob inhaling took me the hell out

he just has small hitbox

Should of dodge Patrick

the video where patrick is not hit, is it an edit? where can i find this version?

True…

THE CUTOFF

Wait, was that the mermaid’s theme?

How

xd

the ending was perfect lol

the 4:3 makes it perfect

I'm right with Patrick. This is hilarious.

patrick marisa‘s minion(cause he is a star)

Grazing Utsuho's first nonspell:

Sponge sign: snow bomber imperishables shooting

All that clutch grazing, only to be hit by a random non-spell bullet right after. Yep, this is an authentic touhou experience alright

Patrick OP, plz nerf.

That explains why he's so fat, hardly ever goes outside and doesn't have a shower in his house

Spongebob:i see...so you hqve choosen lunatic!

Wakasagihime mentioned my beloved

HOW DID HE GRAZE ALL 4331 BULLETS??

Reimu's fire ball spell card in Luna nights

That spellcars bonus was the cherry on too

SpongeBob is cirno

Imagine being less proficient at beating video games than an echinoderm that has lived it’s entire existence worlds away from the nearest functioning electronic device! Imagine an invertebrate with such a rudimentary nervous system that lacks both eyes and a brain and has immobile filter feeders as it’s only source of food because of being unable to win even the easiest of foot races! You know you need to get good when a pacific sea star gets a higher gaming score than you!

This meme is underrated

Ah apparently some of the bullets in Spongebob's spellcard have borked hitboxes, you know like Mokou

The fact they used Wakasagihime theme for this meme is so amusing for me