SCP-082 - "Fernand" the Cannibal

Miss you Andre

❤

SCP-82 is Mr. Hyde

I wonder if he he actually only ever lies through his teeth, he opens them to sing...

Start of an era.

He looks exactly like Andre the giant

I love how, 5 years on, you've embraced the SCP reports, and grown to become an influential entity yourself

😊

Interesting how similar SCP-082 and instances of SCP-3288 are.

I think a missed point is "i only lie when its through my teeth" is probably a british or noblesque joke.

Is that thumbnail a picture of Andre The Giant

Lmao the Adre pic I'm the background Kills me

Average Redditor

Reading this more than 5 years later and realising it was the beggining of a great journey into scp entries.
Volgun, I wish you the best.

Got time for badminton?

I still don't know what badminton is.

OOH YOUR TO BUSY FOR BATMINTIN

Schizopilled cannibal

A very angry gorilla

He's probably a giant

The Cannibal would get on really well with The Aristocrats.

If he’s a cannibal and overall weirdo why did SCP-507 want to visit him?

Bro why am i named ferdinand fu-

Well… he sure hates his work XD

going back to the early videos, it's fun to imagine this rookie researcher was worn down warped into a much more monotone and professional person, all enthusiasm and optimism for the job gone

Scp Nikoavocado

So John Wayne Gacey and Edward Kemper combined. (Shits pants). Got it

Sounds like he's aware of all of it and just playing along

Though feet are small in proportion to its body , specifically a size 14 in men
Me wearing a size 14 as well: damn I got some big ass feet

I'm gonna send this to someone and say this perfectly describes their mom.

Fat, thinks he's royalty and likes to bite people's heads off. Sounds like my mother.

Reminds me of Tarrare that deformed guy with an insatiable hunger in France who ate a baby.

And that one episode of courage the cowardly dog

Why can’t you just kill him like bruh just send shy guy with it or something

The start of Dr. Miller, my how far you've come

Where it all began

I sleep to this

big? eats people? claims to be a homunculus? i think y’all just met gluttony...

His face is a drunk guy laughing

It almost seems as is it could be more controlled via using its television to influence its thinking. That said, polite while eating you... seems about right.

POV: ur binge-watching scp readings

I am known by many names but you my friend....you can call me, Big Bird.
Sorry could you repeat that?
I said I'm Santa Clause you buffoon!

The alien interview. Bio contaiment level 2 victor

I love a humanoid SCP with a sense of humour!

I JUST KILLED A GUARD AND GOT MY PHONE HELP ME

Sounds like a sophisticated ogre

Do you think 049 knows this guy because they both speak French?

Fernand has a posse