Canon Event (MOST POPULAR VIDEO)

Once again, Miles disregards "canon events" to "do his own thing" truly the Spider-Man of all time

bros playing super mario wonder

You know Spiderpunk already "cannon evented" Gwen.

NAH PLAYIN MARIO OVER PUSSY IS WILD

When you realize they’re still is HS.

epic

"In what world would you prefer Mario to a night in with me?"
"World 5-2."

Miles really just said, "Nah man, Imma' do my own thing"

Y'all crazy if you think Miles would reject that for video games

What

He gets mad respect (from me)

i always play mario
But i wish that having a girlfriend was a canonical event too

Playing that Mario Wonder can't blame him. I'm jealous 😒

bro broke a canon event just for Mario, what a chad

Damn he got his priorities straight

“Nah… Imma do my own thing.”

Funniest thing is the first “r34” image is of Gwen just posing with other spiders before they all beat him up in a fan animation lmao.

"Oh really? I'll play too"
Good ending

Nah w miles

wait, where’s the original from? (Just curious)

Beyond the Spider-Verse leaked footage???? Already?????

In a way this is kind of true because she does say that in every universe Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man

She didn't say she falls Peter~

"I'm sorry Miles but it's a canon event, you two are supposed to have kids together who will end up saving the multiverse. If you're not going to go down on her willingly, I'll just have to force you" -Spiderman 2099

common w miles

He doesn't want to play Mario, he's GOTTA play Mario

Miles be like sorry but elephant Mario

"Nah, ima do my own thing" 🗿

He dodged a bullet to be honest

bro this whole time i thought gwen was saying “wanna shoot your webs with me?” and i was so confused

True gamer right here

based 🗿

Do the good ending where Gwen plays Mario with miles

I would've thought Miles would be up for that.

"Nah I'mma do my own thing"

"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT'S NOT FAIR!!"

Hopefully he make it out 🙏

This IS a canon event

"I created you, and you beat New Super Mario Bros. Wii Deluxe."
"Spider-Man, why did you beat New Super Mario Bros. Wii Deluxe?"
"I didn't!"

He gotta beat the new panga level🫡 respect the grind

Based Miles

Why... did you have to do that...?

this is a sertified sigma male classic.

Miles is sigma male.

Based

Remember: sex is temporary. Mario is forever

If Miles wont commit to the canon event, I will.

Mario’s before h0es