Dark Souls: in Summary
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Long ago, during the Age of Ancients, the Dragons ruled a boring, one dimensional setting. The Dragon version of Tolkien was said to have once put to pen the idea of a tree that was sort of a brownish gray, instead of just gray. He was immediately executed for his dangerous, heretical ideas. It would take the four Lord Souls - weird spirit things that some naked zombies found in a fire - to put an end to this era of stupidity. The Souls transformed these naked, on-fire zombies into naked, on-fire humans that would quickly learn just how on-fire they truly were.
The Furtive Pygmy was the least popular of all the four Lords. He was slammed against many lockers, and was totally turned down by the Witch of Izalith when he asked her to prom. But the Pygmy understood how to play the long con, and set a dark plan in motion: to have sex with countless numbers of zombies. Like, thousands of them. No butterface was too stank for the Furtive Dick, in those days. From this long period of weird, secret corpse fucking, there arose all of humanity.
All humans today are descendents of a single corpse fucker. The gods - descendents of the other three Lords - were totally freaked out by this. From their big ass ancient city, they would rule over this sea of incestuous corpse fucking murder-happy pedophile weirdos, who also were all midgets. This would later be known as the glorious Age of Fire. Eventually, the gods would leave the capital of this age of horrifying sexual frenzy. Human historians would be totally confused as to why.
And so was set, the stage for the possible beginning of a new, Dark Age. Where supposedly it'll still be corpse fucking, but without light? I guess? Set forth, noble sex weirdo, to claim your birthright and fulfill the dark wishes of the Furtive Pygmy. It'll be rad. Probably.
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#Dark_Souls_(Video_Game) #From_Software_(Business_Operation) #Seath #Gwyn #Nito #Manus #Gwynevere #Gwyndolin #Havel #Humanity #Kaathe #Frampt #New_Londo #Oolacile #Anor_Londo #Knight_Artorias #Sif #Ingward #Oswald #SolaireКомментарии:
How do we know that Oolacile and New Londo fell before Gwyn sacrificed himself and not after?
Wouldn't New Londo be filled with Hollows not ghosts if it was after Gwyn linked the flame?
Why the fuck is it called an Undead City in the lore if it was filled with normal humans?
This is gold
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9 years later and it's still just as good as the first time I watched it.
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Dark souls 2 or other games in summary 👉👈
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Gwynevere though
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Incredible
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I remember starting off with dark souls around the time this vid came out. It was such a nice phase for the community.
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Love the Easter egg 😂 stop it now
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so many quotes from this I still use all the time "AMAAAAAZING" "That's dumb. You're dumb." "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love."
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as entertaining as this is, and having beaten dark souls, i still have no clue what tf this game is abt
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I still say "sunlight for life!"
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Whhhhyyyyy can't- this beeee love????
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The sacred texts
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Dark souls 2 : in summary
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Pro Gwyn propaganda.
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Perhaps you should find your own answers. Truer words about dark souls lore were never spoken.
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A tiny ginger fuck once said it perfectly: “One upon a time, the invention of fire made everything cool, until everyone went fucking crazy.”
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Rewatch the video with Captions on for extra fun times.
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Ahh yes, back when we thought solaire was the nameless king
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An all-time classic, this masterpiece just does not get old no matter how many times I return to it
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oh fuck this is 9 years old already?!?!?!
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She really wanted that dragon dick
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Even if Solarie being Gwyn’s son isn’t canon he sure wished it was canon.
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Gwyndolin:i'm actually a boy
i simp for him so hard
This was my whole highschool playing dark souls while watching this eternally 😩😂
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This is the only story explanation I will accept.
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Im turning 23 this year. Watched this when it first came out. Still gas
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the Gwyne-rear is ironic since Boundary Break revealed she literally does not have an ass
ОтветитьTHE MOST REPLAYED, HELLO???
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If Gwynevere stood up and walked over to you, before kneeling to talk to you, she would have 95% more simps.
ОтветитьOh, so THAT'S how Priscilla was born.
Yeah, unspeakable monstrosity is right.
shrug
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Can someone please explain why havel witnessing seath had him locked away I don't get it ?
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you three found one too? plot hole ass writing /s
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Will you ever consider doing these for DS2 and 3?
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I just remembered where my occasional urge to say "this really eeeys the haaah laaafe" came from.
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If those aren't legs, then what are those....
Wait, don't tell me!!!
Christ, animation's just like 12 oz mouse. Some joke's just didn't age well, or even at all but despite that I love the video.
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Bro is obsessed with ass?
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You need to watch this with the subtitles on, otherwise you'll miss "[ Puppy Sif Barking Continues, Unabated by Urban Violence ]".
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huh, yeah this is all accurate
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For so many years I thought he was saying "The hill of Anna where it came from" and not "The hell if I know where it came from." I scoured the dark souls wiki for the hill of anna and never found anything.
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"New londo Water Park opens today!"
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