Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: "Turrets"

Everyone after watching this be like: ''calls valve'' SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! ''hang up''

its gun is literally just an airsoft on steroids lmao

ayo turret is good

When did Omni man become a salesman

It fires the bullet with a spring but there is still a flash when it leaves the barrel

“hai” “hallo” “I’m different :)” “why are we here :(“

"Thats 65% more bullet per bullet"

That bullet was fired from an Apeture Science turret. They fire 65% more bullet.

Why I thought in childhood that falling bullets from turret are pickles

The "Like this." part is quite underrated cause it meant that they had to create a physics simulation over the mass stream of bullets.

That bullet was shot by a Aperture Science turret they fire the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!!

A Aperture Science Sentry Turret must have fired that bullet.

So they're basically just throwing the bullets at you

"Just try to get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral."

This video gave me an idea 😏😏😏😏

"What idiot picking!-"

Sentry mode activated!

Funniest one in my opinion:
“That’s 65% more bullet per bullet🤓☝️”
“(What idiot pick these?)”

“Just try and get close to that baby
Ha” Cave Johnson

SCIENCE™️
CEOOFSCIENCE™️

Turret™️ Tourette is bad.™️ I AM GOING TO HELL.

i love how the 'whole bullet' thing is extremely unrealistic but still funny

Well that explains how you can survive getting lit up by these guys without immediately receiving your Angel wings early.

Cave Johnson is simultaneously both an idiot and a genius

Is no one gonna talk about how the bullets are fired from springs but there still sound and light like its fured through the gunpowder exploding

OH MY GOSH VALVE COUNTED TO 3 THIS IS A FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao when you look into the Diagram Breakdown They have an Empathy Generator installed and its paired right next to an Empathy Suppressor

Old valve promotion material was Gold

hmm

i want

im more concered on why they drew the figure boobs

Its been 12 years and i still laugh at 65% more bullet per bullet

“How do we get so many bullets in em? Like this. Plus, We fire the whole bullet.
That’s 65% more bullet per bullet.
[…]So you can protect the things that matter most. Just try to get near that baby. Hah! Your funeral. ”
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Ima be honest, But i actually dont get the "whole bullet" thing, Anyone could explain me? 🍷🗿

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I need one. I NEED ONE NOW.

I love how aperture science is able to make worm holes stable and portable, but then proceeds to "use the whole bullet"

So they CAN count to three…

WHERE DO I BUY A BLUE ONE

They shot the hole bullet? Must be a joke. There is still muzzle flash

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More bullet per bullet.

Quite literal but sounds like it works.

Please, Valve, make us a Portal game where we play as turrets along with customize them with skins.

the little notes & diagrams on these videos make them 10x funnier.

I love capitalism... It makes me feel moist.

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

Watching this on my Steam Deck