Commander Shepard Calls Gun Shops - Mass Effect Prank

the first woman lmao

Commander Shepard is a fed.

Prank calls are VERY hit or miss for me but when he offered an endorsement and used the "this is my favorite store on the citadel" line I lost it 🤣

Brooo we need more women on the line 😂😂😂

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you... I'm picking up a lot of bullshit on this line." DEAD 😂😂

That 2nd man was so awesome

Other than the second guy, everyone else that didn’t know Mass Effect probably thought it was an ex marine with PTSD calling 😂

Not John again xD

Where can you go to prison over a prank call? Oh yeah, in the "land of the free".

Am I forgetting the last one was old or is it just me? Not sure why I didn't see that one.

Legendary :D

Commander Shepard From Mass Effect ?? LOL !!

GG!!

Seller: How may I help you?
Shepard: Yes

Dumb gun store owner or employee in the first clip

This is what it's like for the mass effect npcs when Shepard is speaking to them.

I AM YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER.

😂😂😂❤

The lady in the first call probably thought Shepherd was a veteran having some delusional PTSD episode! Lmao

The 2nd guy was so cool. LMAO

Do Arthur Morgan calls people for people for money.

“I’ll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow, every call escalates so quickly. One guy even threatening with the call trace bullshit after simply talking about thermal clips.

“I need thermal clips”
That’s it I’m calling the cops

Are you sick? No🤣

This needs a 2022 version! It never gets old!

I'm going to call a gun store with a video game sound board.

Gun store guys: I love Mass Effect!

Oh hi john

I remember calling them

I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel 🤣he got the endorsement

a POLICE trace omg!!! MNOG+RAGJKSAROPETW nooooo!!!! they'll totally show up ::tears:

that first lady had a stick in her ass

I should go jajahahhajahahahahah

Second guy a true chad

"im not a black gun shop but lemme give you the names of a few" 😂😂

That third dude giving away blackmarket gun stores lmao

Bless that second guy

I need some thermal clips.

Owner: I'd rather end this conversation sir
Shepard: Nope
Owner: oh "Nope" so I don't get to choose to end this conversation? Is that what you're telling me sir?

2nd dude is a LEGEND

"Im not a black gun market.... here is their number"

Well your doing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Third guy was scared af

God i love these prank calls - awesome.