Witcher Story Recap: Watch Before You Play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

9 years later now im gonna play ......geez you guys getting old.

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its funny to see this in 2023 bc we got the witcher 4 teaser lol
thx for the summery bc I started the witcher 3 and I wanna know the story before...

Okay im only 45 seconds in and i can't listen to this guy. He sounds like a child trying to read.

Still better than twilight😂😂😂

Me before: How complicated can it be.
Me now: Shit is more complicated than years old web.

One of the dimensions Ciri travels to is Cyberpunk 2077 (seriously, she talks about it in-game to Geralt in TW3).

And today the game actually looks as good as it did in the trailer back then 👌🏼

Dude god damn this was horrible

and we are back bois

I'm so happy about this review. I was hesitant with others as they mostly mentioned spoiler of the third game. You did an awesome job of summarizing the the story without spoiling anything from the Wild Hunt game.

Did I translate the narrator into an easier format for people to understand?

And as this guy says at least 60% of the game hasn't been covered by what I said or what he said so that way there's a bunch of stuff in storyline and side quests for you to discover.

But this sets everything up for The Witcher 3 game.

Siri manages to escape on a boat and the writer of the witcher's novels considers the game non-cannon.

Gerald manages to save the magical people in that area but gets mortally wounded with a pitchfork stab wound.

This causes a inner struggle inside Gerald you see witchers are taught trained and kind of brainwashed to always remain neutral they become the advisor to Kings because of their neutrality which is highly sought after for Kings because if you're neutral that means your neither on their side or anyone else's side therefore you're the only one they could talk to about all the b***** they have to go through therefore actually helping the Kings by being the advisor / counselor / psychiatrist etc etc etc etc.

After geralt finally manages to shake off the wild Hunt for a little while he bears witness to persecutions to elves and dwarves X-Men mutant style persecution.

The wild Hunt start going after Siri because they received a prophecy that she would gain Powers abilities to cross dimensions see the wild Hunt can't choose the dimension they go into when they cross dimensions besides the one the elves live in basically it's a game of ping pong but the ball is the elven slave master dimension and what the wild Hunt want to do is to go anywhere collect a bunch of s*** and then come back to the elven slave masters because they're well they're slaves they're down souls that are forced to do their will and can take physical forms and do bunch of other b***** thanks to the magic.

Sometimes towards the end which is actually like the middle of geralt's journey a bunch of things comes from The ether of a fog or something in their spiritual or spectral form the wild Hunt which is extremely powerful enchanted enslaved spirits they're enslaved by some elven mages from another reality that scours the multiverse for potential enemies to kill and slaves to capture something something evil into dimensional Captain Hook type characters but replace pirates with undead Danny phantom style but evil Black knights.

That girl's name is Siri there's another Royal that's after her blood she runs away he doesn't manage to catch her but he manages to kill like 70% of the Court geralt is tracking her down and trying to foil that Royal 's dastardly downright bad plan something something intrigued something something political stuff something something.

Something about the mutagen and process has a 99.99% chance of death for females but only a 60% chance death for males so geralt does not want to chance the death of his apprentice / adopted daughter (for now cuz he doesn't realize that she's royalty)

It's 1989 in that video game world of the Witcher and he has to rescue a princess that thanks to the inbreeding process that the king did unknowingly and a bunch of dark magic curses that hit and caused a reverberating echo chamber effect with the curses because of the inbreeding from the princess cause the princess to turn into some sort of part vampire part werewolf part goblin thing mostly from Slavic fantasy lore and again Gerald is trying to save her.

Slavic Norse and Irish mythology type creatures in The Witcher game and novels.

Sometimes during the battle I mentioned beforehand a group named salamander managed to gang up on geralt of rivia like 50 to 1 and knock his s*** out.

Long story short witchers are fantasy version of Spartans from the Halo games they are genetically enhanced warriors given the best possible armor and a hideout Castle fortress for each of their schools in those schools they have some cross training where they have surprise guests and stuff from other schools and sometimes certain schools can only teach certain skills that generally all the witchers have like a basic training so they go mix and match until they reach certain level of certain point in which they Branch out into and stay inside of their Pacific school to learn advance and super advanced skills now witchers can also use specifically designed potion that are technically not potions it's more like triggers for the biologically implanted functions but they also acts like the fuel for the biologically implanted functions AKA a Witcher won't mutate into a vampire using blood as a fuel source it is encoded into their DNA that they need a specific mixture of alchemical tea like substance to activate and fuel their mutations.

The first Witcher game if you don't include the tutorial happens during the first battle of whatever the name of that battle is with Gerald having some sort of amnesia type event.

You don't have to enjoy the books to enjoy the video game but it's heavily suggested that you would enjoy the video game more if you read the books.

Geralt of arivia is the main protagonist of The Witcher series and his profession MONSTER SLAYING (and all around jack of all trades handyman.)

There is a famous writer is famous for writing a series of novels called The Witcher which the video game of The Witcher series 1 2 and 3 is based off of.

weird of me to comment on an 8 year old video, but having now replayed the game after actually learning a bit more about the universe... it's much better with that background knowledge. there isn't really enough exposition in the game itself to really give new players enough context to properly understand or care about the geopolitics, to say nothing of specific characters and their relationships.

i literally couldn't understand any word this guy's saying

Please dear christ I just had one question, what is the relation between the end of TW2 (I never played it) and the beginning of TW3?

Dude the audio levels are absolutely garbage in this video, completely unwatchable but yeah I'm totally glad you added the mood music lol

He was wrong about it being the last one

Im having trouble with the fighting mechanics

All I wanted to know, is when the Emperor said to Geralt Ciri has returned, where had she gone.

first of all ur accent is terrible, hard to understand a thing....... second.... u didnt even recap the actual witcher games' story....... waste of 8 minutes...........

Really wish the first game would've been for the PS4 and we could've had great graphics for the prequels lol

I'm here because I bought The Witcher 3 from Steam.

What's that music?

Anyone else spend the first couple minutes wondering if Kumail Nanjiani was narrating this video?

Been reading the books I have a feeling the games are so much better

Why does this whole video sound like a riddle

I just got the Witcher III, and got to the point where the general is interrogating you about past decisions and I was like “what the fuck is this?” Lol

this dude trash at explaining

You got a few things wrong. 1 of which you Geralt did not know that the child of Pavetta was a girl. He refused the child because he didn't want to subject the child to the life of a witcher. He didn't want the child to prove that destiny had no sway on him. In the books for this talk with Calanthi he refers to the child as the son of pavetta and boy.

I know its old but damn that was not a recap. what a disjointed mess.

The witcher IS NOT AN RPG

Please take this video down, is not doing the community any good.