Family Guy "Every Pizza Place Salad"

Who orders salad from a pizza restaurant

Hey, at least their breadsticks are free on every 3rd Fridays for in person pick-up.

People who like warm salads are secretly planning 100 ways to torture and kill you for even glancing at them

based on fact

Bro and the olives always have pits

Family Guy has SO many golden-ass bits like this, I love it! The ending was PERFECT 🤣

Huh, weird choice for these character's voices for a family guy gag

These guys act just like my Grandpa

Its missing one slice of pepperoni that stuck to the knife while making a ‘sub’ sandwich…

That ain't a salad, that's a plate of vegetables

Don’t eat the yellow snow

But would we have learned to put ranch on our pizza if the salad was any good?…cause you know this place has the good ranch.

I remember back in the day I got one and it was EXACTLY like this lol, big huge chunks and warm😂😂😂

The lasagna tray took me out. 😂

Forgot the 5 inches of cheese.

Don't get me wrong, this cutaway is very funny and I've rewatched it numerous times (random Conway Twitty is still the king though) but honestly, at least in my experiences, salads in pizza places have been mostly decent to good.

Not talking only chain stores, like some have said in the comments but until a couple of years ago, we'd never had a pizza chain anywhere near where i lived and i cant ever recall any of the local pizza places ever getting a salad so comically wrong, that it was worth committing to memory.

Whatever your countries equivalents to RSL (Returned Services League) clubs and I'd include pubs and pub food in there as well....theres where you get most of your awful salads from, again in my personal experiences and at least with pizza places you dont have to order salad but at pubs and clubs they force you to choose a side dish of either vegetables, or salad and chips and id rather risk getting a bad salad to get some nice hot chips, as opposed to risking getting soggy vegetables and no chips!

Clearly he doesn’t know what an antipasto is.

Seriously. Who the fck orders salad with a pizza?!

Clashes on so many levels.

Just admit it, you're not eating healthy tonight and enjoy it.

Quit trying to put a bandaid on a bullet wound.

What the hell kind of meat is salad?

pepperonicini peppers are awesome what does he mean you can't eat them

What is that Stewie is eating on a puddle on the snow is that a pee pee puddle or is it a vomit throw up puddle and those chef are like making salad while they are making a pizza and one chef has a jar full of pickles.

I’ve never had a cold take out salad. This was uncanny.

The bit about the peppers is lies though, peperoncini are delicious

The funniest thing is that it's actually called "every pizza place."

They forgot to put a shit ton of cheese on top.

Tbh I like this type of salad. Love those hot peppers, whole olives and having red teeth

"We go these hot peppers, but you can't really eat 'em." Not, 'they're to hot', or 'they wouldn't be good', but YOU CAN'T REALLY EAT THEM

Reminds me when I used to work at Me-N-Eds pizzeria lol

Who orders salad with pizza??

We also need raw onions. A LOT of raw onions + some indefinite white stuff cut into stripes and like a half cup of dressing, seperately packed, the lid has to be half closed.

😂 hello, every pizza place.

dead on.

Why is this so annoyingly accurate

And make sure there is only one small package
of Ranch dressing! 😠

i showed this to my boss when i worked in a pizza place as he was making a salad, he started laughing his ass off and then looked at the exact same thing he was doing. Shit you not the next day there was a salad spinner in the back to dry the water off it and he changed the recipe

Honestly you deserve this if you order a salad from a pizza place

And then we stop making salads and start focusing on Pizza

But seriously, who in the actual hell orders a salad from a pizza place? Veggie pizza is honestly the closest acceptable alternative.

This isn't nearly as bad as what we all do if given the option of a salad bar at a pizza place....okay I take it back, the salads I usually make there are awesome, but they do sometimes defeat the purpose of salads at a pizza place.

😂 this is so accurate and is why I never get salads from fast food places. Its like they use whatever is laying around, cut it wrong and stick it in with the hot pizza to semi boil it into a soggy soup.

Still one of the funniest fucking bits in Family Guy

Funny, in the German version Brian said: „No it’s piss.“
Speaking out the obvious lol

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Can we all appreciate the fact the pizzas cooked and boxed themselves whilst they were talking 🍕👏

As a swede I can't relate to this. In Sweden we always get a salad with shredded cabbage and vinegar to our pizzas.

Reminds me of the grilled salad guy from Gordon Ramsay 💀💀💀

I got an ad for olive garden before this, and their salads are frighteningly close to the pizza place salad.

They forgot to mention a tiny cup of Italian dressing for the huge salad.

Family guy is written by manatees