Slap this innocent Furina for $1,000,000

Idiot, they say slap not punch 😭

Ayudame tabibito me quitaron la chamba

Pros
Neuvi gets 1m

Cons
Furina unadopts him
Charged for battery

"Innocent"
Lets see:
First time encountering the traveller
-Tells an obscure rule showing no respect for the traveler
Lyney's magic show goes wrong
-Tells that lyney is a murderer
A prophecy suggests that all people in fontaine will sink from the water and dissolve
-Does nothing
Neuvillette peacefully trying to avoid problems with the knave
-Suggests a meeting

I WILL NEVER SLAP HER, I WILL CUDDLE HER INSTEAD

Flying Furina is adorable and pitiable at the same time

Neuvillette: i regret nothing 😢

He looks so smol at the end 🥺.

“Would you slap this innocent baby for 1 million dollars?”
Neuvillette: SERIOUS SERIES, KILLER MOVE: SERIOUS DEATH OMNIDIRECTIONAL TABLE PUNCH!

Bro slapped himself 😂

for 1 million?!, f*** that I'll do it for free

UwU
Adoption is needed for Furina

Honestly, I will beat her up lmao

“You didn’t even let me tell you how much money you would get.”

“I was gonna get paid?”

Do it again

I would have done it for free

so its the same type of stand as star platinum

Plot twist. He did it for free 💀

i would do it for free

He didn't slap her. No money

would

"...and that's why we're broke, kid."

i will adopt floorina, dibs

This hits different after 4.1 😭
She just wanted to play with the kitty… 😨😨😨

Sorry but you dont get the 1000,000$ because you punched her…

I would too :)

"Slap this ugly neuvillete for 10000000"

“Would you slap Furina for 1 million—“

Neuvillette: SAY NO MORE!

i wouldnt punch furina. i would.. uh do something else😏

Do you have any business mail?🙏

I will adopt him

Yo, man Daisuke Ono was Wriothesley.

И после этого он появился в баннере
Логично? Логично

I would softly punch Furina for the money, and then dedicate all that money to getting a C6 R5 Furina +snacks for my lil baby Furina.

느비예트 얘껴욧... ㅠㅠ

𝙅𝙤... 𝙅𝙤𝙟𝙤!

Turns out that "for $1,000,000" meant that you pay a million dollars, not that you get a million dollars.

I Adopt a Dragón Guardian 🧐

Guess it was in vain considering that he was suppose to slap her not punch her.

If I slap her multiple times would I get more money?!

Yes, well, everyone does not like the cutie Furina so much. yes! She's a little weird. But not evil, and even more so not harmful. What's the matter with you people. You can't do that!

Can I adopt him pls 🥹

I’m not adopting him, but I’ll m a r r y him

Even the most level headed of individuals who care the most about someone can occasionally crack if said someone tests them hard enough

i don't mind doing the gentle slap for half the price or, if you want the full service with extra strength you need to pay me 50% more for each slap.

Was about to ask if I get double if I use my fist instead, but looks like our dear hydro dragon came to the same conclusion

How can he be poor if he just earned a milion

He didn’t slap her, so he didn’t get the money

Watched this video repeatedly until I had my fill.

Cómo voló Furina jajajajajajaja