Contouring 101 - Sailor J

I say “and we’re BLENDING” and “ready to take some fucking souls…and ruin sOME GODDAMN LIVES” every single time I do elaborate make up

I heard the audio used in a couple other videos and I went to the original, I already love this woman

"Lady gladiators fight like giraffes"

AEEEHH Got me-

Pure art

As a man, we do love pterodactyls.

she’s so unfunny it hurts

Oooh fuck no. SHEEE BETTER GET PAID!!! HER VOICE IS A 1 ❤❤🎉😊 AND SHE DEF HAS THE WORLD BASICALLY MIMICKING. IN COURT TERMS SHES TO BE COMPENSATED OR PLEDGERISM AND ETC WILL COME TO PLAY ❤❤

I came to find you. I wanted to find the original. Thank you dear. You are gold.

"who needs air when we have another mans money!" lmao

Who needs air when I have a another mans money 😂

This is mad annoying

men watches this learning of the secrets

You're adorable and chaotic. Subscribe! 💜

I’ve been trying to find this for forever, it’s so satisfying finally seeing the genius behind this. No one gives credit to the original so it took me like a year to find it

😂🤣

HAHAHAHA- I love this woman-

i’m it was exactly 3 years ago and 1 day that this was posted

“WHO NEEDS AIR WHEN U HAVE ANOTHER MANS MONEEEEEE

J if you're reading this (ya never know) I need you to know that me and my ex quote you all the time. That means you are so iconic, so funny, so original, that some random lesbians in Appalachia say WE'RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH, I'm turning into a completely different person, and CALL ME RHIANNA every day. Thanks for the lols and take care of yourself <3

I come back to this now and again as its pure creative genius . The script and delivery is just extraordinary .

I’m a man I have known for a while that u woman where makeup

Wow imagine literally only screen recording somebody else’s video and then it going viral on tik tok and hers reuploaded again and surpasses the originals video … I see what they mean about how people so easily get away with stealing peoples content

Unfortunately, as comedy often does, reveals perhaps too much truth behind the humour. Too many men can & do allow themselves to be scammed by women who only care about the size of a man's wallet. Additionally, those types of men fall prey to unscrupulous women who don't give a second thought to the ethics of this behavior because they do actually have a rather primitive weakness for vaginal intercourse.

This tendency parts countless men from their financial as well as emotional resources all because they just want to jump in the p⁷s$y. That's why I'm extremely grateful these tactics don't work on me and other cis, het men like me. What do I mean?
Well, these tactics don't work on me because not only can I live without intercourse, but I actually dislike vaginal penetration. In fact, I only recently figured out the reason for my past tendency to avoid vaginal penetration... the reason for my past avoidance of it turned out to be the result of having my genitals mutilated as an infant. To what am I referring, you may be asking? The answer is:

Non-consentual, infant circumcision.

The barbaric procedure caused my developing, infant brain to experience psychological trauma by unconsciously linking physical arousal (erections) with one of the most painful experiences anyone could imagine, because yes, they need to induce an erection to perform the procedure & I had to experience this at a time when the medical establishment thought babies didn't require anesthesia because they thought infants didn't actually experience pain.

But, in addition to all of that it also left me with nerve damage & physical pain which persists to this day.

So, ladies, please don't circumcize your infant sons. It causes both mental & physical trauma that too many men aren't even aware of. And the psychological trauma cannot be overstated.

Many psychologists & therapists are coming around to the realization that with the magnitude of this kind of physical torture on a developing brain it's no wonder so many men have an unconscious link between sex & violence.

Imagine having your body's literal first experience with physical arousal be immediately followed by the most intense pain possible. But anyway, sorry for the rant but I felt like this might give some insight into why so many men have sexual issues.

So, to bring this back around to where my comment started, one of the silver linings of my dislike of intercourse as a result of my infant trauma is that I'm less likely to be taken advantage of by a woman who would attempt to use the promise of intercourse as a means of extracting financial resources and nothing more.

She’s a witch, tell the church!

You young lady seem to have a brilliant mind. To be honest with you, not sure why I am watching a makeup contouring video. Mainly because I had no idea what it was. Nevertheless, your ramblings are very entertaining. You are a funny woman.

This girl’s humor is hilarious. I could watch her all day.

It’s the mid Atlantic accent for me

Yes. Unhinged women…. Thats what i need

I came across this by chance died laughing😂😂😂😂 oh my GOD. I’m surprised I haven’t seen her sooner. 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ it’s comedy gold

Can confirm the nostales. I was born as a baby lady then one day i was man. It's true we are Bewitched! It's as if Satan himself is saying " hand over you're wallet,"i resist the urge. However, sometimes when i see a perfect no forehead and a pterodactyl no skin face, i have no choice. I love pterodactyls.

I’m obsessed.

she is really funny and she speeks the truth

It is a sponge, drenched with the power of Satan, ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GODDAMN LIVEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!

FINALLY! I HAVE FOUND YOU!

If men find out we can rearrange the bones on our face, we're finished

If the men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the church

This girl is amazing but tiktok and people are pure mean❤❤

Definitely my kind of friend. Such a marvelous creat-chah!! ❤

Where is she from? I'm trying to figure out her accent 🤣

Her voice is top tier tho- she's great at using it comedically 👌🏻😂

shes so silly 😭

I love her so much. They can put her voice over their videos but there is only one original. She’s amazingly hilarious. The truth to her satire is also a mild condemnation of society today and the expectations placed on women often bug themselves for unrealistic physical perfection.

She is pure chaos, I love it